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Columbia: As if we'd end the movie like that. Oh, please!
Rocky: The Scooby-Doo ending!
Columbia: Good call.
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Amber: I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out, I was just really bored
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Person A: Look, I am going to be frank.
Person B: Okay, can I still be Person B?
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*Y/N and Jason arguing*
Dick: *to Damian* Should we leave?
Damian: No, no. I want to see L/N make Todd cry
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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Bruce: What does Damian want this time?
Dick: A fifty-dollar squirt gun.
Bruce: A fifty-dollar squirt gun? No really, what does he want?
Damian: Father, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun. We're talking the Hydrosat 3000Z.
Bruce: That's nice, son. Pretty steep ask though, maybe for the holidays.
Damian: Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia.
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vampiric-bruce-wayne · 2 months
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a lot of you think bruce would be really shy and blushy and I ADORE that headcanon because it’s so cute, but let’s not forget that bruce is like endlessly sarcastic and sardonic, so i imagine most of his interactions with clark would more be:
clark: *talking nine to the dozen about yet another plan that would put himself at complete risk*
bruce: —marry me
clark, shellshocked: wha-what?
bruce: just looking for something to shut you up
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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*Dick is injured but he convinces Bruce to let him go on a recon mission to get intel and it goes bad*
Bruce: I thought you said you wouldn’t have to fight?
Dick: Bruce, you should know by now that I’m wrong about absolutely everything.
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archeronlochan · 11 months
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Jason: please tell me you did not drag Dick into this
Roy: I did not drag Dick into this
Dick: *knocks on door*
Jason: who’s that?
Roy: I think you know
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Stephanie : " How do we usually get out of these type of messes ? "
Tim : " We don't. We usually make a bigger mess that cancel out the first one."
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Damian: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Dick: Forty five seconds?!?
Damian: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Dick, hugging Damian: Too late.
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nanaonmars · 1 year
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damian: you are not good enough for my father, and i don’t wanna see you around him anymore
clark, standing at the door with flowers: so why don’t you give me one more-
*door slams*
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Forgot to post this lovely thought bubble from Tim
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jasonsthunderthighs · 10 months
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Bruce: Repeat after me: I.
Robin!Jason: I.
Bruce: Can.
Robin!Jason: Can.
Bruce: Save.
Robin!Jason: Save.
Bruce: My.
Robin!Jason: My.
Bruce: Money.
Robin!Jason: Money.
Bruce: ‘I can save my money’.
RobinJason: *Holdin his phone* What do they have on Amazon?
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incorrecthsrquotes · 1 month
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Bubs: Look, Homestar, I'm going to be frank. Homestar: Okay, can I still be Homestar?
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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[We Are Robin sleepover]
Troy: Hey, you awake?
Dre: Yeah.
Riko: Guys, be quiet and go to sleep.
Dax: What is life?
Izzy: Shut up.
Duke: Everyone shh, my dad's gonna hear!
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Incorrect BatFam Quotes
Bruce: Jason, how could you let this happen?
Jason: As referee I took every precaution possible.
Bruce: And SIX CHILDERN ended up in the hospital!
Jason: Four, Dick and I are adults.
Dick in the next bed: Heyo!
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