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[rxmqnova]

Natasha: Y/N, what did you do?

Y/N: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens doesn't mean I automatically had something to do with it.

Natasha: Did you have something to do with it?

Y/N: … Yes.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Bruce: *trying to teach his kids how to take care of themselves* Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich, what do you do?

Y/N: I walk over to Alfred and ask him to make me a sandwich

Batkids: *nodding in agreement*

Bruce: Okay, yes, but Alfred’s not here

Y/N: *confused* Where’s Alfred?

Bruce: It’s not important where he is. He left the country

Y/N: *concerned* He left the country? Why? Is he okay?

Bruce: Yes, he’s fine

Y/N: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he can’t make me a sandwich

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[batfamgalore]

Tim: Jason is on your team? What did you do, bribe him?

Damian: No. Of course not. It was more like blackmail.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Steve: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Fury.

Y/N, hanging it on the wall: Well, it has the word “most” in it, so I’m calling it an award.

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[romanoffshouse]

Tony: Now let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?

Y/N: I walk over to Natasha and have her make me a sandwich.

Tony: Okay, yes. But Natasha isn't here.

Y/N: Where's Natasha?

Tony: It's not important where she is. She left the country.

Y/N: She left the country? Why? Is she okay?

Tony: Yes, she's fine.

Y/N: Well, if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: When I get old, I’m just going to sit around and read books.

Francesca: That’s what you do anyway.

Eloise: I’m practicing for later.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #eloise bridgerton #francesca bridgerton #bridgerton sisters #source: wizards of waverly place

[funkylittlebidiot]

Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!

Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.

Tony: You really love him, huh?

Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!

Peter: Most of the time more than him!

#stephen strange #tony stark #marvel #mcu #iron man #doctor strange #ironstrange #incorrect quotes #harley keener #peter parker #spider man #source: wizards of waverly place #love that this ties into canon

[sayssnape]

harry: oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!

hermione: that’s not an award, it's an angry letter from snape.

harry, hanging it on the wall: well, it has the word 'most’ in it, so i’m calling it an award.

#harry potter #severus snape #hermione granger #hp #pro snape #snape fandom #snape quotes #incorrect snape quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: wizards of waverly place

[greenapplebling]

Kalim: What do you mean genies can ruin your life? Don't they grant you 3 wishes??

Jamil: Yes, but they twist them in ways that makes you wish you never wished them in the first place

Kalim: Huh...

Yuu: Is Azul a genie?

#yuu: *gasp* is jamil a genie?? #jamil: please leave #twst #twisted wonderland #disney #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst jamil #twst kalim #scarabia #kalim al asim #jamil viper #twst yuu #twst mc #twst player #incorrect twst #incorrect twst quotes #shitpost #source: wizards of waverly place #idk what's about these 3. but they're fun to write together

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: What did you do!?

Kaito: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens, doesn't mean I automatically had something to do with it!

Shiho: Did you have something to do with it?

Kaito: Yes.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk #source: wizards of waverly place

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

The batkids: *struggle into a group hug*

Tim: Who took my wallet?

Jason: Sorry.

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[rxmqnova]

Wanda: You're in so much trouble, young lady.

Y/N: You tell the truth, you get in trouble. You lie, you get in trouble.

Y/N: We're probably just better off not talking to each other.

Wanda:

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out

Avengers: *struggle into a big group hug*

Tony: Who took my wallet?

Y/N: Sorry

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[batfamgalore]

*Bruce is guilt tripping Duke into doing paperwork with him*

Dick: Bruce, stop trying to take advantage of him.

Bruce: Hey, he lives here now. I can exploit him just like I exploit the rest of you people.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #source: wizards of waverly place

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]

Tony: Who took my wallet?

Y/N: Sorry.

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[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: You’re telling me that I have to come up with a solution all by myself to a problem that I created all by myself?

Natasha: Yes, pretty much.

Y/N: That’s not fair!

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