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[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Merry: I told Boromir to chill and he said ‘I am chill’ and I said ‘I thought you were Boromir’

Merry: I dad-joked Boromir! I am the revolution!

Boromir: Hello revolution, I’m Boromir

Merry:

Merry: A bitter defeat

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[aosbuskids]

Coulson: [arresting a Hydra agent] You have the right to remain–

Daisy: A loser!

Coulson: Nice.

Coulson: But now, legally, I have to start over.

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[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Kili: All I’ve had today is some bagel bites, Krispy Kreme, and Chick-Fil-A and I have so much cherotonin- serotonin *snorts* ‘cherotonin’

Kili, singing badly: Do you believe in life after love?

Thorin: I just asked you if you took your meds today and I’m gonna take that as a ‘no’

#thorin #kili #source:incorrectmarvelquotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Sam: You might have power on your side, but I know we’ll still win! Because we have the power of love on our side, and love always triumphs over evil!

Sam, to the hobbits: LETS GET HIM!

Boromir, with Merry, Frodo, Pippin & Sam clinging to him: Are you quite done yet?

Sam: It’s not working! LOVE HARDER!

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[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Thorin: Oh my God, did you put glitter in our laundry detergent?

Kili: Oh yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.

Thorin: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Kili: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

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[aosbuskids]

"I used to play a game with my dad called catch. Except I would throw the ball and it would just hit the wall, ‘cause he wasn’t there." – Leopold Fitz

#source:incorrectmarvelquote #incorrect aos quotes #Leopald Fitz

[aosbuskids]

Daisy: [under her breath] fiddlesticks

Coulson: Hey

Coulson: I understand that this is a tense situation but watch the fucking language

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