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Bete, don't talk out loud. You lower the I.Q. of the whole street.
Riveria Ljos Alf
#submission#submission by: firestorm376#danmachi#incorrect danmachi quotes#riveria ljos alf#source:sherlock
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Grover ,Ron : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Percy,Harry: Allow me to explain.
Grover,Ron : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Percy,Harry: Right, you've had your fun.
Grover,Ron : What's she after, anyway?
Percy,Harry: It's time to press on.
Grover,Ron: What could she possibly need?
Percy,Harry : It doesn't matter.
Grover,Ron : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Percy,Harry : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Grover,Ron : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Grover,Ron: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Percy,Harry: Midget.
Grover,Ron : So you agree?
Percy,Harry: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Grover,Ron : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Percy,Harry: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Grover,Ron: What were you doing?
Percy,Harry: Will you allow me to explain?
Grover,Ron: I wish you would.
Ned,Rhodey : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Peter,Tony : Allow me to explain.
Rhodey, Ned : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Peter,Tony: Right, you've had your fun.
Ned,Rhodey : What's she after, anyway?
Peter,Tony : It's time to press on.
Ned,Rhodey : What could she possibly need?
Peter,Tony : It doesn't matter.
Ned,Rhodey : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Peter,Tony: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Ned,Rhodey: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Ned,Rhodey: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Peter,Tony : Midget.
Ned,Rhodey: So you agree?
Peter,Tony : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Ned,Rhodey: I've said too much. I've upset you.
Peter,Tony: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Ned,Rhodey : What were you doing?
Peter,Tony: Will you allow me to explain?
Ned,Rhodey: I wish you would.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Luffy,natsu, naruto and izuku :Allow me to explain.
Gray,Zorro ,Sasuke and katsuki: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: Right, you've had your fun.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:What's she after, anyway?
Luffy, natsu , naruto and izuku :It's time to press on.
Gray,Zorro, sasuke and katsuki : What could she possibly need?
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: It doesn't matter.
Gray,Zorro sasuke and katsuki:An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Luffy, natsu naruto and izuku:That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and Izuku: Midget.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : So you agree?
Luffy, natsu, naruto and izuku : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:I've said too much. I've upset you.
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : What were you doing?
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku : Will you allow me to explain?
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : I wish you would.
Zach : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Will: Allow me to explain.
Zach : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Will : Right, you've had your fun.
Zach : What's she after, anyway?
Will : It's time to press on.
Zach : What could she possibly need?
Will : It doesn't matter.
Zach: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Will : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Zach: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Zach: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Will : Midget.
Zach: So you agree?
Will : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Zach : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Will : No, I am simply stating that one has..
Zach : What were you doing?
Will : Will you allow me to explain?
Zach : I wish you would.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Allow me to explain.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Right, you've had your fun.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What's she after, anyway?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It's time to press on.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What could she possibly need?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It doesn't matter.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Midget.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : So you agree?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: What were you doing?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Will you allow me to explain?
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I wish you would.
#Source:Sherlock Holmes 2009#harry x bellatrix#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect: avengers mcu#tony x natasha#natsu x ultear#luffy x yamato#naruto x konan#luffy x bonney#naruto x tsunade#natsu x irene#incorrect fairy tail quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect naruto quotes#incorrect sky high quotes#will x gwen#incorrect huntik secrets and seekers#lok x zhaila#incorrect danny phantom quotes#incorrect Kim possible qoutes#Danny x Desiree#Ron x shego#jake x rose#incorrect American dragon quotes#incorrect my hero academia quotes#izumomo#izuku x Yu takeyama#carol x peter#percy jackon and the olympians#senjuxuzmaki
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Nikolai: Punch me in the face.
Alina: Punch you?
Nikolai: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Alina: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
#grishaverse#nikolai lantsov#alina starkov#sturmhond#shadow and bone#shadow and bone netflix#shadow and bone tv#siege and storm#ruin and rising#six of crows#crooked kingdom#king of scars#rule of wolves#incorrect quotes#incorrect grisha quotes#source:sherlock
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Hugo: Punch me in the face.
Yuri: Punch you?
Hugo: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Yuri: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
#source:sherlock#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#hugo#yuri ullen
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Arthur: I said punch me in the face did you not hear me?
Merlin: I always hear punch me in the face when you’re speaking but it’s usually subtext
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Glomgold: Punch me in the face.
Owlson: Punch you?
Glomgold: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Owlson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
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Richard: Alan, thank God you’re here. Ian is ignoring me. I need you to punch me in the face so he’ll feel sorry for me.
Alan: Punch you?
Richard: Yes, punch me. Didn’t you hear me?
Alan: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
#ian malcolm#alan grant#jurassic park#incorrect quotes#richard levine#ian x richard#malcolm x levine#book lost world#jurassic park book#book universe#the lost world#source:sherlock
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Aziraphale:”Has it ever occurred to you th-”
Crowley:”Probably”
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just let him rot momo
#kagerou project#kisaragi shintaro#kisaragi momo#Kisaragi Siblings#momo being like photowhat#source:sherlock#humor
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Monty:
Felicity: Monty, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole ship.
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Shane: Punch me in the face
Blake: Punch you?
Shane: Yes. Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Blake: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext
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Damian: punch me in the face
Jon: punch you?
Damian: yes punch me in the face didn’t you hear me ?
Jon: I always hear “punch me in the face” when your speaking but usually it’s just sub-text
#jon kent#superboy#supersons#source:sherlock#sherlock#damian wayne#batman and robin#robin#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#incorrect quotes#boyfriends
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Ben , Finn dick and dipper : You've never complained about my methods before.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : I'm not complaining.
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: You're not? What do you call this?
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: Uh, we have a barter system...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: Our rooms...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: Our dog...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : The dog!
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper:ship , beemo , brucely and. Waddles is our dog!
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: You've been in this room for two weeks, I insist you have to get out.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on Earth, at all.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper
: So you're free this evening?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Absolutely.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Dinner?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Wonderful.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos:The Royale?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: My favorite.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Gwen , lady rainicorn , Artemis and melody’s coming.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Not available.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: You're meeting her, Tennyson, Mertens, Grayson and pines!
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Have you proposed yet?
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: No, I haven't found the right ring.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Then it's not official.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: *You* wear a jacket.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper :Allow me to explain.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Right, you've had your fun.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: What's she after, anyway?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: It's time to press on.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: What could she possibly need?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : It doesn't matter.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Midget.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: So you agree?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : What were you doing?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Will you allow me to explain?
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: I wish you would.
#incorrect young justice qoutes#source:Sherlock Holmes 2009#jade nguyen x dick grayson#incorrect adventure time quotes#Finn x marceline#incorrect ben 10#Ben x charmcaster#incorrect gravity falls quotes#dipper and Wendy
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Logan: I made tea.
Roman: I don't want tea.
Logan: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Roman: Then why are you telling me?
Logan: It's a conversation starter.
Roman: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Logan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
#i couldn't decide who this fitted more so I just made it Roman#source:sherlock#roman sanders#logan sanders#logic sanders#creativity sanders#sanders sides#ts sanders sides#incorrect quotes#ts incorrect quotes#sanders sides incorrect quotes#this has been in my drafts for who knows how long
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Medic: sorry, I've never been very good with them
Engie: babies?
Medic: humans
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Tai: I’m taking Raven home
Raven: you’re what?
Tai:Raven’s taking me home
Raven:Better
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