Okoye: We are screwed.
Shuri: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Okoye, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!
Shuri: There you go.
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Wei Wuxian: [Walks into lecture late] What'd I miss?
Nie Huaisang: The oppressive patriarchal values that dictates our system.
Wei Wuxian: Cool.
Wei Wuxian: [Leaves]
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Windblade: Hello, Starscream. Make anyone cry today?
Starscream: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Robin: We are screwed.
Steve: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Robin, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!
Steve: There you go.
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Coulson: Hello, May. Make anyone cry today?
May: Sadly no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Jamie: And here's another problem, Moe said Colin likes pretty guys.
Isaac:
Jamie:
Isaac: Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
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Zhou: We are screwed.
Valterri: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Zhou, smiling: We’re screwed!
Valterri: There you go.
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[dropping Tonks off at a friend's]
Ted: No drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind...
Ted: Oh, no, I'm giving you ideas.
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Max: We are screwed.
David: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!
Max, upbeat: We are screwed!
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Y/N: Natasha kissed me.
Kate: [wiggles eyebrows] Where?
Y/N: [smiles sheepishly] In the car.
Kate: …
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Scott: And here's another problem, Lydia said Stiles likes pretty guys.
Derek: Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
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Dustin: There’s just one problem, Robin says Steve likes pretty guys.
Eddie: Are you telling me I’m not a pretty guy?
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