Pod: This… is a bucket.
Pod: There’s more.
Peggy: [astonished] No!
Pod: [ignoring her] It contains the dying wish of every student here. [turns] Squish. You did collect everyone’s dying wish?
Squish: Oh, you bet!
Pod: Excellent. Now, fellow students, synchronize your death watches.
[Cut to a close-up of the watch. Red embossing tape declares it a “DEATH CLOCK”. The display beeps as the various students set their watches. It reads 70:00:00. 70 hours left to live and counting. Taps-like trumpet-playing is heard.]
Pod: We have seventy hours to live. For most cells, no time at all.
Pod: We are not most cells.
Pod: We are survivors. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! [he gestures emphatically with his test tube full of acid, some of it spills and burns through the floor]
Pod: [sudden close-up while the background music cuts off] The clock is ticking, students. Let’s begin.
Pod: Our first dying wish is Squish’s. [he gestures] He’s…
[Pod examines the card. He stares at it very confused.]
Spy: …drawn a picture of me in the lab which is exploding.
[The drawing is somewhat crude. The explosion is drawn in much greater detail than Pod who is running (or however cells move,) Panicking with the word “AAAAAAA” above him]
Pod: [he peers closer] I have something radiating off of me.
Squish: Yeah, that is fire.
[He turns to the rest of the students in a mock whisper.]
Squish: That’s why everything exploded. Cause he’s on fire.
Pod: [rolling his eyes as he draws another card] Yes I see. Here you’ve drawn me…
[The camera tastefully remains on his face.]
Pod: [somewhat bemused] …kissing an electromagnet. [he tosses it and draws another while Squish giggles] The electromagnet kissing me. [toss and giggle] Me and the electromagnet getting married.
[Squish is nearly in tears with laughter.]
Pod: [growing more irritated] I’m crying and the electromagnet is on fire. [he angrily throws the card down] Did anyone besides Squish put a card into the bucket?!
[Squish is near breathless with laughter.]
Squish: [giggling] Oh man, Classic Squish.
Pod: [sighing] Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.
Peggy: [pulling out a card] You didn’t read mine!
Pod: [another sigh] Does it say you want the bucket?
Peggy: [interrupting] Yes
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