Agent Trout, right before locking Grizz and his brothers up: I'm sorry it had to come to this.

Grizzly: No, you're not!

Agent Trout: No, I'm not.

Purple girls bonding session.

(Original post)

Look, you gotta get some gourds. It's the fall, you gotta get a gourd! If you're gonna be participating in fall, you need to get your hands on some gourds.

Marzipan, probably

ATLA + Scenery (1/2)

(found on Imgur)

me @ every villaneve fic on my phone

CJ Cregg is my favorite character I've ever played because she's someone that I aspire to. I wish I could be CJ. People come up to me all the time and say they changed their majors in college, they went into public service because of CJ — and I get it. She's a wonderful character who is not afraid to speak truth to power, and is a woman in a traditionally male-populated arena in the White House, and she was given the president's ear. It's a great role to champion women. She’s an amazing character. - Allison Janney, 2020

Obi-Wan: I’m 50% murder, 70% skills, and 80% fashion.

Maul: That’s 200%.

Obi-Wan: That’s right. I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

with what’s currently happening to ethan bear, i think white hockey fans really need to sit down and think about how fucking colonized hockey is. this is a sport that was used as an assimilation tactic in residential schools during the ethnic genocide of the indigenous peoples of canada. there are so many accounts from indigenous peoples firsthand explaining that they use hockey as a tool in their liberation. ethan bear has a right to play this sport that he loves and he deserves to be respected while he plays it. turning around and spewing racial slurs and harassing him on social media with racist stereotypes shows and enforces the settler colonialist ties in hockey. do better.

Dave: if someone spells their name gregg your first instinct is to say greg with two gs

Dave: but it actually has 3

Dave: lil bit of gregg trivia for you

John: dave, it's 3:14 am, go to sleep.

Rose: No. I want to hear what other wisdom you have.

Dave: not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know fox news has absolutely no news about foxes

Rose: Interesting.

Dave: all toasters toast toast

John: no, they do not, they toast bread, dumbass.

Dave: my b john

Ranger Martinez: You're always on that damn phone.

Panda: There are little gay people in here that like me!

you LIE to kiyohime? you tell her lies like the philanderer? oh! oh! flames for anchin! flames for anchin for One Thousand Years!!!!

Strong Bad: Don't fuck with me, or I'll weld all your joints shut in you sleep!

Strong Bad: Gonna be walkin' like a gingerbread man.

ATLA + Scenery (2/2)

Weiss: So who’s gonna sing the song?

Ruby: I could sing it!

Weiss: I was actually hoping to save your voice in case we decide to sing a novelty song about frogs

The veterinarian: Don’t forget we offer a military discount!

Percy to Mrs. O’Leary: Have you served in the military?

“I was thinking the other day, ‘I wish I had sat and just hugged John all the time when we were together.’ (…) I’d just sit around and hug him forever. That’s the depth of my feeling for him.” - Paul McCartney, 2020

James: you’re gonna be fine, just don’t make it too obvious

Sirius: got it

*later*

Sirius, holds up hand: hey man

Remus: hey *high fives*

Sirius, intertwining their fingers: I’m in love with you