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This is a bucket (Squish Version)

Pod: This… is a bucket.

Peggy: Oooh…

Pod: There’s more.

Peggy: [astonished] No!

Pod: [ignoring her] It contains the dying wish of every student here. [turns] Squish. You did collect everyone’s dying wish?

Squish: Oh, you bet!

Pod: Excellent. Now, fellow students, synchronize your death watches.

[Cut to a close-up of the watch. Red embossing tape declares it a “DEATH CLOCK”. The display beeps as the various students set their watches. It reads 70:00:00. 70 hours left to live and counting. Taps-like trumpet-playing is heard.]

Pod: We have seventy hours to live. For most cells, no time at all.

Pod: We are not most cells.

Pod: We are survivors. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! [he gestures emphatically with his test tube full of acid, some of it spills and burns through the floor]

Pod: [sudden close-up while the background music cuts off] The clock is ticking, students. Let’s begin.

Pod: Our first dying wish is Squish’s. [he gestures] He’s…

[Pod examines the card. He stares at it very confused.]

Spy: …drawn a picture of me in the lab which is exploding.

[The drawing is somewhat crude. The explosion is drawn in much greater detail than Pod who is running (or however cells move,) Panicking with the word “AAAAAAA” above him]

Pod: [he peers closer] I have something radiating off of me.

Squish: Yeah, that is fire.

[He turns to the rest of the students in a mock whisper.]

Squish: That’s why everything exploded. Cause he’s on fire.

Pod: [rolling his eyes as he draws another card] Yes I see. Here you’ve drawn me…

[The camera tastefully remains on his face.]

Pod: [somewhat bemused] …kissing an electromagnet. [he tosses it and draws another while Squish giggles] The electromagnet kissing me. [toss and giggle] Me and the electromagnet getting married.

[Squish is nearly in tears with laughter.]

Pod: [growing more irritated] I’m crying and the electromagnet is on fire. [he angrily throws the card down] Did anyone besides Squish put a card into the bucket?!

[Squish is near breathless with laughter.]

Squish: [giggling] Oh man, Classic Squish.

Pod: [sighing] Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.

Peggy: [pulling out a card] You didn’t read mine!

Pod: [another sigh] Does it say you want the bucket?

Peggy: [interrupting] Yes

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Jason: Are you trying to seduce me?

Roy: Why, are you seducible? 

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Dick: I think you’re still suffering from the effects of your party last night.

Tim: All I drank was Redbull!

Dick: How many?

Tim: Eighteen.