LOK + Scenery [White]
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Grizzly, trying to pre-heat the oven for Thanksgiving dinner: Why isn't this working? Is it broken? Did we pay the gas bill?!
Ice Bear: Yes, we paid the gas bill. Ice Bear remembers because the check number ended in 69, and we high-fived.
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D&D Greg: Magic spells named after the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of (developer's name) (adjective) (noun), such as "Otto's Irresistible Dance".
D&D Greg: Therefore, Mike's Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will-
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(found on Imgur)
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Yang: Hey Weiss? What are the strongest days of the week?
Yang: Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weak days
Yang: Wait, come back-
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me @ every villaneve fic on my phone
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CJ Cregg is my favorite character I've ever played because she's someone that I aspire to. I wish I could be CJ. People come up to me all the time and say they changed their majors in college, they went into public service because of CJ — and I get it. She's a wonderful character who is not afraid to speak truth to power, and is a woman in a traditionally male-populated arena in the White House, and she was given the president's ear. It's a great role to champion women. She’s an amazing character. - Allison Janney, 2020
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Obi-Wan: I’m 50% murder, 70% skills, and 80% fashion.
Maul: That’s 200%.
Obi-Wan: That’s right. I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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with what’s currently happening to ethan bear, i think white hockey fans really need to sit down and think about how fucking colonized hockey is. this is a sport that was used as an assimilation tactic in residential schools during the ethnic genocide of the indigenous peoples of canada. there are so many accounts from indigenous peoples firsthand explaining that they use hockey as a tool in their liberation. ethan bear has a right to play this sport that he loves and he deserves to be respected while he plays it. turning around and spewing racial slurs and harassing him on social media with racist stereotypes shows and enforces the settler colonialist ties in hockey. do better.
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ATLA + Scenery (1/2)
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Grizzly: Me and Nom Nom are starting to get along! The other day, he gave me half his sandwich.
Nom Nom: I mistook him for a trash can.
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Homestar: Over thwee and a half centuwies ago, stwengthened by faith and bound by a common desire for libewty, a small band of Pilgwims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs… and solve cwimes.
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James: you’re gonna be fine, just don’t make it too obvious
Sirius: got it
Sirius, holds up hand: hey man
Remus: hey *high fives*
Sirius, intertwining their fingers: I’m in love with you
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Dave: if someone spells their name gregg your first instinct is to say greg with two gs
Dave: but it actually has 3
Dave: lil bit of gregg trivia for you
John: dave, it's 3:14 am, go to sleep.
Rose: No. I want to hear what other wisdom you have.
Dave: not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know fox news has absolutely no news about foxes
Dave: all toasters toast toast
John: no, they do not, they toast bread, dumbass.
Dave: my b john
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This is an incorrect quote because it says “if.”
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*after Rapunzel initially turns down Eugene's proposal because she still has some adventures of her own to be had*
Rapunzel: Are you mad at me?
Eugene: I fell in love with you in a tower after I robbed you and you hit me over the head with a frying pan. I think I knew what I was getting myself into.
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“I was thinking the other day, ‘I wish I had sat and just hugged John all the time when we were together.’ (…) I’d just sit around and hug him forever. That’s the depth of my feeling for him.” - Paul McCartney, 2020
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