#source: @burnonyou

[writerswho]

Yamada: So, Shouta, you ever wanna be a father someday?

Aizawa: Someday? I’m a father right now.

Yamada: Midoriya is your student, Shouta.

Aizawa: He is my BLOOD.

#source: @burnonyou #bnha #dadzawa #yamada hizashi #present mic #aizawa shouta #midoriya izuku #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #hey since you're here could you please share my pined post please

[somelokivariant]

Dean: For our next case, I got some of the most advanced technology on the market. Sam: Is that one of those sequined pencil cases that change colour when you rub it-? 🤨 Dean: I KNOW ISN'T IT COOL!? --- (Cas spends at least half an hour just flipping the sequins)

#dean is very in love w him #source: #burnonyou #tags #superntural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #the winchesters #castiel #somelokivariant incorrect quotes #spn incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[bisexual-chupacabra]

*squealing*

Clint, in the mall: What was that?

Y/N: It’s probably just Nat getting excited about pockets.

Nat, holding up a dress: LOOK, Y/N, IT HAS THREE!

Y/N: That’s awesome, babe!

BONUS

Clint: Are dresses with pockets really that cool-

Nat, Y/N, and pretty much every woman ever: YES

#source: @burnonyou #DRESSES WITH POCKETS ARE THE SHIT #incorrect quotes #marvel #MCU #incorrect marvel quotes #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #clint barton x reader #clint barton imagine

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Christine: So, Stephen, you ever wanna be a father someday?

Stephen: Someday? I’m a father right now.

Christine: Peter is your colleague, Stephen.

Stephen: He is my BLOOD.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #supremefamily #strangefamily #stephen strange #peter parker #doctor dad #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #christine palmer #source: @burnonyou

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Ryan: Shane, can I take you to my therapist? He thinks I'm making you up.

#source: @burnonyou #bfu #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara #shane buzzfeed unsolved #ryan buzzfeed unsolved #bfu incorrect quotes #buzzfeed unsolved incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[incorrectpeakyblinder]

Ada: what’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Polly: the audacity

#right ?????? you gotta have some BALLS to flirt w polly man #peaky blinders #pb #incorrect peaky blinder quotes #ada shelby #ada thorne #polly gray #polly shelby #eliasantinis #source: burnonyou

[sariahsue]

[squealing]

Nino, in the mall: What was that?

Adrien: It’s probably just Marinette getting excited about pockets.

Marinette, holding up a dress: LOOK, ADRIEN, IT HAS THREE!

Adrien: That’s awesome, babe!

#adrinette #adrienette #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #source: tumblr #source: burnonyou #nino lahiffe #adrien agreste #marinette dupain-cheng #incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes

[notinsufferable]

Slytherin: I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fist fight at Bed, Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

#hp #source: burnonyou #chat #incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts #slytherin #ravenclaw #harry potter #gryffindor #hufflepuff

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[at Preventers HQ]

Duo: So here’s the tea.

Une: For the last time, it’s called a mission report.

Duo: Do you want the tea or not?

#duo maxwell #une #lady une #gundam wing #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr (burnonyou)

[thewinchesters-stuff]

Gwilym: you're not coming with me?

Brian: Gwil, i'm not your dad

Brian: *hands Gwilym a lunchbox* here are your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five

#source: burnonyou on tumblr #brian may #gwilym lee #incorrect quotes #queen #borhap #borhap cast

[cillianmurphys]

regina: if you need to insult the same person twice, you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them

#source: burnonyou #mean girls #mean girls musical #incorrect quotes #incorrect mean girls quotes #regina george

[incorrectcabensonquotes]

(At the mall)

*Squealing*

Noah: What was that?

Alex: It’s probably just your mom getting excited about pockets.

Olivia: *Holding up a dress* LOOK, ALEX, IT HAS THREE!

Alex: That’s awesome, babe!

#incorrect cabenson quotes #cabenson #alex cabot #olivia benson #noah porter benson #stephanie march #mariska hargitay #law and order svu #olivia x alex #source: tumblr #source: burnonyou #over 50

[the-ass-shrimp]

Emerald: so you two got kicked out of the movies, what for?

Lena: we were yelling diving scores on the titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Nero: the last guy had a solid 8, let me tell you.

#nero #lena #emerald #source: burnonyou

[notinsufferable]

Harry: Well, listen up buddy, I’ve got five words for you.

Harry: Please be nice to me.

#source: burnonyou #hp #chat #incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts #slytherin #ravenclaw #harry potter #gryffindor #hufflepuff