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Jaune and Tyrian were fighting in the forest near a huge lake as team RWBY were trying to rest up letting their aura regenerate, Jaune kicked Tyrian into the lake and ran to the edge of the lake trying to find him.
Jaune: I know I kicked him into the water somewhere . . . Dammit he's trying to pull a fast one and sneak up on me.
Jaune sighs and turns around: If I were a deranged psycopath where would I-
Jaune was cut off as a loud splash was heard behind him as Tyrian emerged from the water and attempts to kick him, luckily Jaune jumped out of the way but Tyrian caught his leg holding him upside down.
Ruby fearing for her lover: JAUNE!!!
Ruby tries to come and help but was held back by her team
Weiss: No you Dolt your Aura is depleted!
Yang: Everyone's Aura is depleted but Jaune's.
Blake: We'll only get in the way if we go in there now, we'll have to wait and hope Jaune gets out okay.
Ruby stopped struggling, she hated not being able to help Jaune but Blake's right she'll only get in the way.
Tyrian: Look what I caught! A walking talking dead man!
Tyrian tries to stab Jaune with his prosthetic scorpion tail but Jaune dodged it just in time and caught his tail with his arm causing Tyrian to grunt in frustration.
Jaune smiles: And lookie what I caught.
Tyrian in realization: Oh no *tries to free his tail* NOT AGAIN!!!
Jaune: So what do you with this new tail?
Tyrian in anger: I POISON PEOPLE!
Jaune: Were you trying to poison me?
Tyrian panicked: N-NO!
Tyrian tail was shaking furiously.
Tyrian paused: Yes
All of the sudden Jaune drives his elbow in Tyrian's gut causing him bend over in serious pain but Jaune caught him with his arm.
Jaune: You feel that? That's what honesty feels like.
Jaune kicks him away depleting Tyrian's Aura.
Team RWBY stood there amazed but Ruby just stared at Jaune with hearts in her eyes.
Ruby: Is anyone else seriously turned on right now?😍
WBY turns to Ruby in disbelief: 😦😳😨
Ruby noticed their staring and got embarrassed
Ruby: No . . . Just me? Okay.😅
#rwby lancaster#lancaster#source: dbza#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#jaune arc x ruby rose#ruby rose x jaune arc#jaune arc#ruby rose#tyrian callows#blake bellodona#yang xaio long#weiss schnee#lancaster4life
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Incorrect Quotes-DC Comics Edition #8
Dick (as Robin): As for me, I will be better than Batman!
Roy (as Speedy): ...So, what? You’re gonna ask him to stay up late on a school night?
Dick: ...You're mocking me—
Roy: Get your learner’s permit so you can use the Batmobile on weekends?
Dick: Shut up, Roy! (stomps away)
Wally (as Kid Flash): Why do you antagonise him like that? You know he can beat your ass, right?
Roy: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, I win. And he knows that.
#teen titans#dick grayson#roy harper#wally west#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: dbza#robin#speedy#kid flash
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During Goku vs Superman 3
Batman: Ah! Do you guys hear that?!
Piccolo: I can feel that!
Flash: I can taste that!
Vegeta: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!
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Damian: (after losing an argument) FUCK OFF, DRAKE! (slams door)
Barbara: Why do you antagonize him so much? You know he can kill you, right?
Tim: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, I win. (smirks) And he knows that.
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Happy Chaos: Oh, you think you’re being cute!
Ky: Bitch, I’m adorable.
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Perfect Princess Peach is F*%#ing Pissed
In a fight between Sephiroth and Mewtwo outside Peach’s castle, a stray Supernova reduces the monarch’s entire garden to cinders. Keep in mind, said garden is large enough to function as a race track. And she just spent 48 hours performing maintenance on it.
Peach: Toad, fetch me the Super Crown.
Terrified after the last time she got this angry, Toad retrieves the Super Crown without saying a word. Peach removes her own crown and places the Super Crown upon her head.
[Cut to outside, this starts playing.]
Mewtwo, suddenly unnerved: “Do you hear that?”
Sephiroth: “Hear wha-”
Both fighters are suddenly caught in an explosion that leaves the castle completely destroyed. Peach rises from the wreckage, having transformed into what can only be described as Perfect Cell in a dress; and I don’t mean “Perfect Cell as an anime girl,” but a 100% drawn on-model Perfect Cell with Peach’s hair and dress. “Perfect” Peach descends to the ground in front of Sephiroth and Mewtwo, the latter two looking at her with horror.
“Perfect Peach,” disturbingly calm:
P is for ‘Priceless’, the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction’, all your puny races
R for 'Revolution’, which will be televised
F is for how f**ked you are, now allow me to reprise
E is for 'Eccentric’, just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion’, that I’ve waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror’, upon you I’ll bestow…
“Perfect Peach” chuckles.My name is Perfect Peach. And I’d like to sayHello.
#incorrect quotes#smash bros#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Mewtwo#Sephiroth#Peach#Princess Peach#source: DBZA#TFS#Pokemon#Final Fantasy#Super Mario
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K. Rool: If I'm really as evil you say I am, then may Tiki Tong strike me down where I stand!
*A flow of lava comes rushing quickly by, narrowly missing K. Rool.*
K. Rool: HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
#king k. rool#donkey kong country#incorrect dkc quotes#incorrect donkey kong country quotes#source: dragon ball z abridged#source: dbza#sourca: dbz abridged
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*standing in front of a carriage*
Iruma: How do we-
Opera: "Opera."
*the carriage door opens* *Iruma and Opera step inside*
Iruma: Oh wow, your name opens the door!
Opera: "Opera."
*carriage door closes*
Iruma: And it closes it too!
Opera: "Opera!"
*carriage takes off at breakneck speed then gets to destination in moments while Iruma screams the whole way*
Opera: No. It just knows better.
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Belos: *(hurts Hunter)*
Willow: *(puts him in a choke hold with plants)* So if you can explain to me and my friends in one sentence why you thought that was a good idea, I might just let you go.
Belos: *(choking noises)*
Willow: Yeah, see, I don't get it either. *(chokes him harder)*
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Season 3 spoilers but also this whole scene gave me these vibes
#the owl house#the owl house season 3#toh spoilers#the owl house spoilers#owl house memes#the owl house memes#flapjack#dbza#source: dbza#fuck belos#really luz?#meme
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Belos: If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake...it's that I never got to be a Witch-finder General.
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Some DBZA lines with DuckTales Characters
I dunno how well these work, but they’ve been in my head for a bit so I might as well share them.
Magica: I have turned many people into animals, I even tried to do it with Scrooge, but I just hit my brother instead.
Lena: I have an Uncle?
Magica: You HAD an Uncle
BONUS:
Magica: HA, now what do you have to say?
Launchpad: My butt is Flaming!
Magica: ...I miss Poe...
EDIT:
Magica: I’m going to drown you, I’m going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies
Gladstone: What? Why would you drown puppies!
Magica: Because they’re cute and cuddly >:3
Gladstone: Are... Are you coming onto me?
#ducktales 2017#dt17#incorrect ducktales quotes#magica de spell#lena de spell#dt17 lena#dt17 launchpad#launchpad mcquack#Dragon Ball Z Abridged#source: dbza#Gladstone Gander#magicstone
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Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #7
Roy and Jason are flying through the air with a propeller arrow, having escaped yet another group of Jason’s enemies.
Jason: Have I told you lately how much I hate the propeller arrow?
Roy: (while giving an annoyed look at Jason) Jason, how high would you have to fall from to hit terminal velocity? (Jason glares at Roy and gives no reply) I thought so.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: dbza#roy harper#jason todd#anti-red hood and the outlaws#roy harper is just tired of jason todd's crap
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MC/Yuu: Just how old are you?
Lilia: I am this many.
MC/Yuu: ...You didn't raise your hands.
Lilia: THAT'S HOW OLD I AM
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Riddler: Give in to my demands or you'll never see your precious Batman again!
Nightwing: (cracks his knuckles) The Batfam doesn't negotiate!
Red Hood: Huh. That would explain our allowances.
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Ruli: We're here to stop you!
Myotismon: 92.
Ruli: This has gone on for too long. And now, you’re going to pay!
Myotismon: 355.
Ruli: We are...we...What are you-
Myotismon: No, go on, continue, don’t mind me.
Ruli: And...and...we are the ones who will stop you!
Myotismon: Oh, Wow, 419!
Ruli: That's it! What the hell are you doing!?
Myotismon: Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so often that I’ve started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.
Ruli: You- You monster!
Myotismon: 190.
Ruli: Well...uh...we’re going to...FUCK YOUR FACE!
Myotismon: Oh my! ...12.
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