if you squeeze your masky or alex or hoody plush hard enough they will become alive (not clickbait)
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Red Tornado: So, you are all without fathers here, correct?
Tim, holding up two pictures - one of Jack Drake, his face covered in a cat sticker, and one of a glaring Batman: I'm not! I love my dads!
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S/I, talking about F/O: They were lovely and charming. They told me they enjoyed laughter and dancing, opera, jazz, and getting very very very high.
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Dame: Don't say a word.
Kam: Fergalicious.
Dame: I said no words!
Kam: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we played Scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.
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Deadpool, who's only wearing his mask, Pinkie Pie underwear, and an Spider-man apron: *Cooking breakfast* Good morning, dear future sister in-law!
Emma, after getting finished with a mission she had with the Midnight Sons: Wade, why are you making cereal in a frying pan with orange juice, at my apartment, when I live alone, at 2 AM?
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In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.
Edit: this is blowing up so I just wanted to add (haha ad) that this was my "reasonable request" I also think there should be way more and way stricter laws around all advertising in general. I think most advertising as we know it today should be abolished.
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consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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Fire Keepers
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Since this is the third one I've made for this cross-campaign theme, I guess it's officially a series. Commence the links!
Blue Healers | Wind Walkers
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day 1421
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fellas. fellas. listen. qui-gon does express affection towards obi-wan, he just does it in the divorced dad way.
that's his love language, despite never having been married, divorced or had a kid.
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Jazz wasn't crazy. People might argue that burning her childhood home to the ground with her parents still inside would be an indicator of insanity. But how else was she supposed to react after coming back home from college to find out her parents had brutally killed her brother via vivisection?
Dying her hair blonde wasn't crazy either before anyone asked. Plenty of girls dyed their hair when they needed a change. Besides, she could never live with herself if she kept the same hair color as that vile woman.
Admittedly Jazz would have to secede moving to Gotham had been a little crazy but it was the perfect place to start fresh and blend in despite her "quirks". She had even picked out a nice new identity for herself.
Clearly Jazz was not crazy as she had managed to land a job at Arkham Asylum as a psychiatrist. If she were really insane would they have ever hired her? No they wouldn't have.
Jazz was not crazy. She was very much sane. Just like her precious Mr. J.
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Jason, storming into the Batcave: BRUCE! Get your demon.
Bruce, not looking up: Damain, let go of Jason. It's past your bed time.
Damian, clinging to Jason's torso: Not until he says it.
Bruce: Jason, say it.
Dick: What does he want you to say?
Damian: Todd is the only one who refuses to wish me a goodnight. I deserve to be Good Night'ed
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Hello The Amazing Digital Circus fandom-
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