Wanda, holding a crying Billy: You have any ideas how to stop this?
Y/N: Have you tried whiskey?
Wanda: Y/N!
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Character A: You look like you've fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.
Character B: 12 people. 4 miles.
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Wriothesley: Aren’t you going after Navia?
Clorinde: *glares at him*
Wriothesley: Maybe I can ask Neuvilette for some rain and make it a moment.
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Lucifer *to anyone*: If I’m really as evil as you say I am, then have God strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Lucifer*
Lucifer: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Chloe *facepalms*
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Alastor: I do not—
Alastor: *slams his stick into the table*
Alastor: —overreact!
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Stephanie : "Look, I wouldn’t kick ass for just anyone."
Cassandra : *Raises eyebrow*
Stephanie : " Okay fine, I would but- "
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Valkyrie: I don’t care if you die.
Loki: That’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
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Jonathan: Will, I have a question—
Will: I don’t have a thing for Mike at all! I don’t think he’s cute!
Jonathan: That wasn’t the question.
Will: Oh…
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Caitlyn: Okay, you and I. Well, there is no you and I. There’s a professional situation and I just need you—
Vi: See, you need me.
Caitlyn: we need you because you’re the one—
Vi: I’m the one.
Caitlyn:
Vi: You’re adorable when you’re flustered.
Caitlyn: I-I am not flustered!
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Wanda: Girl’s night, done right, is about female bonding, sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Yelena: Can’t we just drink?
Darcy: Fine. I’ll start. Ummm. I worked my way through college as a phone sex operator.
Monica: I would totally call that.
Kate: Nice.
Cassie: I used to steal cars.
Jennifer: Who’s next?
Yelena: I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.
Carol: Interesting share.
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Weiss, trying to flirt: Is that a new perfume you’re wearing? It’s lovely.
Ruby: It’s… mosquito repellent?
Weiss:
Weiss: Oh.
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Max: You have illegal contacts?
Sasha: You don't?
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Shoto, locking Dabi in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Dabi: What? Isn’t it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Lucy: Is it possible you’re overreacting a bit?
Lockwood, offended: NO!!
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Tav: You look like you fought 10 people and then ran a mile to get here.
Karlach: 12 people and 4 miles.
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Natsuhiko: Is that a new fragrance you’re wearing? It’s lovely.
Sakura: It’s mosquito repellent
Natsuhiko:
Natushiko: oh.
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