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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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[video game tournament]
Jason: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.
Damian: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?
Jason:
Jason: NOOO!
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strangerthingsquotes · 5 months
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Billy [waking up after being sedated]: Where am I? Billy [seeing Steve nearby]: Is this heaven? Dustin: He's awake! Billy: Oh, God. It's hell.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Y/N: Did I die? Again?
Y/N, sees Wanda asleep next to them: Is this heaven?
Vision, knocking on the door: Hi, it’s Vision.
Y/N: Oh God, it’s hell.
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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2592
Betrayal! at the Gameplays (Dialogue from One Day at a Time.)
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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months
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Steve: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Robin: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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writerswho · 1 year
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Enid: I did something terrible.
Wednesday: It's okay, I have a shovel.
Enid: Wait, what do you think I did?
Wednesday: Doesn't matter, no-one will ever find out.
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Theo: I told you, I don't hate you. I mean, sometimes I wanna kill you, but just in the normal way. Liam: I only want to kill you in the normal way too.
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the-black-bulls · 11 months
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Yami: I need you and Asta to do this.
Noelle: You got it, dad.
Yami:
Noelle: DUDE! I MEAN DUDE!
Yami: All right.
Yami: [pats her] thank you, daughter.
Noelle: [tears up] Okay.
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Vi: I don’t even wanna talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay!
Vander: Hmm…
Vi: Wait, what are you d—
Vander: Excuse me, Caitlyn! What color lipstick are you wearing?
Caitlyn: Oh, I don’t wear lipstick! Just chapstick.
Vander: Oh, nice!
Vander, passing by Vi: Gay.
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Dabi: I have a salsa emergency.
Twice: The condiment or the dance? I am equipped for both.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Duke: Can I admit something dark to you?
Cassandra: Sometimes when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?
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strangerthingsquotes · 6 months
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Billy: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Eddie: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Natasha: I don’t even wanna talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay!
Clint: Hmm…
Natasha: Wait, what are you d—
Clint: Excuse me, Maria! What color lipstick are you wearing?
Maria: Oh, I don’t wear lipstick! Just chapstick.
Clint: Oh, nice!
[Clint walking past Natasha]
Clint: Gay.
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incorrectuksies · 4 months
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davey: if you'll excuse me, the library is only open for another hour. and i have a need. a need to read.
specs: what a novel idea.
albert: death can't come fast enough.
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Sin: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.
Sol: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?
Sin:
Sin: NOOO!
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Calvin: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.
Rocky: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?
Calvin:
Calvin: NOOO!
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