#source: Ouran High School Host Club

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.

Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?

Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*

Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ouran high school host club #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #oracle #roy harper #arsenal #dickbabs #jayroy #teen titans #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[blue-rose-soul]

Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

#incorrect quotes #source: Ouran High School Host Club #though I made Vox more of a jerk than the dude in the source material #Hazbin Hotel #Angel Dust #Alastor #Vox #Lucifer Morningstar #Charlie Morningstar #Vaggie #Husk (Hazbin Hotel) #Niffty #one sided StaticRadio #they're mostly just standing by and watching the drama #I don't know which thought is funnier to me: #Alastor knows exactly how Vox feels and uses it to troll him #or Alastor has zero clue and just thinks Vox is irrationally angry over a rejected business proposal #I mean he *is* irrationally angry #nice guy Vox vs aroace Alastor FIGHT

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ohshc #source: Ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #Liu Qingge

[naehja]

Azz: obviously this year will be like a romance novel, Iruma-Sama and I are the main characters and so that means that we are love interests!

The rest of the Misfit Class: Yeah then what are we?

Azz: you all...are the heterosexual supporting cast ;)

Kerori: i have a girlfriend

Agares: I'm with Gaap

Gaap: *nodding*

Azz:

Azz: you are the supporting cast!

#IruAzz #gaap goemon #agares picero #kerori crocell #alice asmodeus #Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun #mairuma incorrect quotes #mairimashita! iruma kun #source: ouran high school host club

[incorrect-blind-channel]

Joonas: Mom! Joel's using dirty words!

Aleksi: Wait, who's Mom?

Santeri: From a friend position standpoint, probably me.

#blind channel #blind channel crew #joonas porko #alex mattson #aleksi kaunisvesi #santeri koppelo #incorrect quote #source: ouran high school host club #rubyleaf

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[After Casey found the lair]

Mikey: So what do we do?

Raph: There’s only one thing to do! We have to induce amnesia!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: ouran high school host club #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #michelangelo #casey jones #the good the bad and casey jones

[someone-online]

Klavier just wants to kiss kiss fall in love with Herr Forehead

#source: ouran high school host club #ace attorney #apollo justice: ace attorney #klavier gavin #daryan crescend #klapollo #an idiot draws #artists on tumblr #id in alt text

[sigmaufo]

Sakura: (is given an actual house)

Tomoyo: (has bodyguards, a limousine, and basically endless resources for her expensive hobbies)

Syaoran: (grew up in a huge mansion with servants)

Touya, a college student with 4,000 part-time jobs: These damn rich people...

#incorrect cardcaptor sakura quotes #kinomoto sakura #kinomoto touya #li syaoran #daidouji tomoyo #source: ouran high school host club

[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Kirk: Spock and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests.

Bones, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov: Yeah? Then what are we?

Kirk: You boys... are the homosexual supporting cast!

#source: ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek #jim kirk #spock #montgomery scott #bones mccoy #hikaru sulu #pavel chekov #star trek tos

[echoes-lighthouse]

Oh I'd love to hear about a potential F/O from Ouran High School Host Club, especially if you've read the manga.

Send Me A Fandom And I’ll Tell You Who I’d Selfship With <3

Honestly, the Host Club is way too entangled in my brain for me to be able to pick out a character and want to date them. They were one of my first ships (shout out to my middleschool manga phase), but I also don't think I could handle ALL of the Hosts at once. The balance of that group is held together by luck and love, I don't want to disrupt it.

That said, I know EXACTLY who I would pick as my new platonic f/os.

Bam, Hitachi twins troublemaker trio squad. We are going to cause so much chaos. We are going to dye each other's hair and paint each other's nails and gossip. We are going to have food fights and never clean up after ourselves. And we are going to have absolutely no regrets.

#god i was so into this show when i was thirteen xD #i think i wrote some fanfiction for it back in the day!!! #probably for kyoya he was my favourite #but haruhi and the twins were VERY close seconds #also i'm going to therapize both of these twins #i'm going to get them alone and learn their secrets and solve all their problems #through the magic of friendship and love #source: ouran high school host club #shipping chats #unofficial f/o project

[blue-cobalt]

“I’m not saying all my problems were caused by bad parenting, but five therapists have said exactly that.” - Kyoya Ootori, probably

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #kyoya ootori #ohshc kyoya #ootori kyoya #source: santa clarita diet

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Mama! Qingge is using those dirty words again!!!

Qi Qingqi: Who the hell is “mama”?

Shen Qingqiu: Based on sect position, I assume it’s me.

#source: Ouran high school host club #source: ohshc #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #scum villian’s self saving system #svsss #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #shang qinghua #qi qingqi #The dumbass lords of Cang Qiong sect

[naehja]

Mikey: Takemitchy and I are the main characters of this story, so that means we are love interests.

Draken: what the hell are you saying Mikey?

Chifuyu, Baji, Mitsuya, Hakkai, Inui, Koko: Then what are we?

Mikey: You boys... are the homosexual supporting cast!

Mikey: Except you Ken-Chin, you are the main character of the side-story where you date my sister.

#Manjiro Sano #Chifuyu Matsuno #Baji Keisuke #Hakkai Shiba #Takeshi Mitsuya #seishu inui #hajime kokonoi #maitake #drakemma #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #source: ouran high school host club

[pineapple-coffee]

rewatching OHSHC once you’ve realized your gender non-conforming identity is a big “oh so THATS why I identified with Haruhi so much in middle school” moment

#source: I’m rewatching it #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #elliott’s ramblings #nonbinary #well more like nonbinary umbrella. havent figured that out yet lol

[bapydemonprincess]

Haruhi: Now wait a minute, you guys don't believe this?

All the Host Club staring at her:

Haruhi: Well, I mean, I'm not denying that's me in the photograph but I am denying anything happened!

Haruhi: I just dropped off his folder!

Kyoya: Then why does it say here that you were "in his house for two hours"?

Haruhi: We were just talking!

Tamaki violently pointing to the newspaper: Then why does it say "the explosion was so great it shattered windows in the building next door"!!!

Kyoya: ...Tamaki that's an article about an earthquake in another country.

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #haruhi fujioka #tamaki suoh #kyoya ootori #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: the golden girls #Just saw this clip and I NEEDED to use it with something #wasn't sure if kuro or what #then realized it being about an article was PERFECT for ouran #Poor Haruhi rghrdjyygi

[thisgardenofromance]

Why I Absolutely Cannot Stand TamaHaru as an Ouran Manga Reader

Shoutout to this post I made a while back, we're finally delving into the second half of my argument lol

I feel like I'm gonna get some heat for this but I mean this completely in good faith to the shippers, because y'all are people. And honestly? Since there are so many of you, I would genuinely appreciate hearing your (polite) responses because I really don't understand. Here's my (anti-TamaHaru) perspective:

Ok, so TamaHaru always seemed a bit bland to me in the anime. It was fine if it had to happen, I guess, but it always seemed like the other characters were a lot more excited about it than the actual couple, and it just kind of seemed like their energies and life plans didn't align? They don't even end up kissing by the end of the anime, and they were the main ship and a straight couple. If they wanted to kiss, wouldn't they have kissed? And I mean, yeah, there was that whole bit where everyone was like "wow, Haruhi's dad is just like Tamaki" (which seems like some sort of weird relationship complex in and of itself), but Tamaki had a tendency to get excited about shit Haruhi just complained about, and I... is it really worth it at that point?

(Especially when Kyoya and Mori are right there. Come on dude, Kyoya is absolutely willing to have Tamaki's back every step of the way for whatever interests he wants to pursue and Tamaki designates him as the teammate in the family, and don't even get me started on whatever was going on between Haruhi and Mori in the waterpark episode. I want more of that shit. But that's a topic for another time.)

Feel free to give me your arguments on this too (kindly, please), but I feel like most of it that I've seen is "they'll grow together"/"they're equally stupid and that's cute"/"he just loves her so much"/"they're so aesthetic" and none of these have ever really held water for me because it doesn't really seem to negate the lack of chemistry I've observed...

Oof that was a long ass backstory but onto the actual point

So in the manga, my experience was basically all my fears were confirmed and then some, and we quickly spiraled into downright emotional abuse and partner-to-partner hatred????

Ah god it was so bad

Here are some examples

Haruhi's reaction to the realization that she loves Tamaki (Volume 13)

Literally the first example of body dysmorphia we've ever gotten from Haruhi (directly contradicting her body-positive/neutral quotes from volume 3), along with a very convenient example of Tamaki's (NOW CONFIRMED ROMANTIC) infantilization of Haruhi that y'all already know because it is present since the start of the series (the thing is this wouldn't even be an issue if it was directed at a friend as a "we have a family bond and I want to feel like I'm taking care of you" as he does with the twins and not to someone who he wants to be his life partner....) (Volume 13)

Haruhi's thoughts on the possibility of dating Tamaki (Volume 13)

The fact that the Dream Haruhi plotline has ground to stand on?????? Since when has it been okay to fantasize that your supposed other half is a completely different person when it comes to an actual romantic relationship? Shit like this is okay until it starts affecting other people, and the fact Haruhi has already shown dysmorphia because she cares about whether or not Tamaki wants to date her and then this shit happens makes me very uncomfy down to my bones. (Volume 14)

This isn't something particularly heinous between these two, but it is yet another egregious example of how they always just completely miss each other's vibes, which I personally don't really like in my power couples (Volume 15)

I'm just saying, if I realized my girlfriend thought these things about me I would be justifiably upset (Volume 15)

Ok I understand the tendency of the host club to jokingly threaten violence (read: Kyoya when he wakes up and both of the twins) but this is both completely unwarranted and oddly genuine what the fuck :D (Volume 15)

What the fuck <3 (Volume 15)

It's ok guys she's rethinking it because he fell asleep in the club room :D (she never apologizes to him by the way)

And then they spend the rest of the series overcoming external obstacles and living happily ever after

Just kidding this is how they get together (Volume 18)

And this is their first date. I don't feel like depicting it in its entirety because my back hurts now but rest assured Tamaki acting like Tamaki pisses Haruhi off more than once <3 (Volume 18)

In summary I've only ever seen them act like this with each other I like both of their characters but these chapters genuinely almost convinced me to hate them they are so bad for each other just date someone else just date someone else p l e a s e

#ohshc #ouran high school host club #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #ohshc manga #toxicity #toxic relationship #ohshc headcanons #not judging anyone for liking it i promise #i don't think y'all are abuse apologists or anything we all know this source material is problematic and like it anyway #i just don't understand this instance in particular when it's so much easier to love the characters from different avenues in my experience #tw emotional abuse #they both deserve better they are only toxic to each other #anti tamaharu