Kate, winning at pall mall: Men love it when you can show them that you’re better than they are at something they love.
Anthony: [Angrily misses his shot]
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Alastor: [to the Hotel staff and residents, who are gathered around a broken coffee maker] So...who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Charlie: I did. I broke it.
Alastor: No, no you didn't. Angel?
Angel: Don't look at me. Look at Husk.
Husk: What? I didn't break it.
Angel: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Husk: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Angel: [leans in on him] Suspicious.
Husk: No, it's not!
Cherri: If it matters - probably not - but Vaggie was the last one to use it.
Vaggie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Cherri: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Vaggie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Cherri!
Charlie: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Alastor!
Alastor: No! Who broke it??!
Husk: Alastor...Niffty's been awfully quiet.
Niffty: REALLY??
Husk: Yeah! Really.
Niffty: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing with one another, except for Alastor]
Alastor: [in another room, to the camera] I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and Fat Nuggets's head on a stick.
Alastor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
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Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?
Y/N: What
Y/N: I don’t even get…
Y/N: Why would I…
Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.
Y/N: It’s none of your…
Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity
Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?
Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!
Y/N: Check and mate.
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Zuko during ‘The Waterbending Scroll’: It’s a white flag and you might as well start waving right now, waterbender—
Katara, still tied up: The ONLY thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Zuko:
His soldiers:
The pirates:
Iroh:
Yue:
Zuko: Good spirits,
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incorrect house of the dragon 3/?
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Wednesday: I'm sorry you had to see this. If I could go back in time and cut out your eyes before it happened, I would.
Enid: Aw, that's so sweet, I appreciate that!
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potoincorrectquotes | insp.
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Dick: I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head.
Tim: Welcome to the terror dome.
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Nibbly: I made a marshmallow Wiggly. He's crossing his arms because he's mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?
Wiggly [near tears]: It's fine.
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Bard: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind who goes home.
Ranger: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.
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Jane: I made a marshmallow Billy. He’s crossing his arms because he’s mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?
Billy [near tears]: It’s fine.
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Enid: ..I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head
Wednesday: Welcome to the terror dome.
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Somewhere in the Tennant-Verse #1
Crowley: So… who broke it? I’m not mad; I just wanna know.
Walt: I did. I broke-
Crowley, rolling his eyes: No - no, you didn’t. Campbell?
Campbell: Don’t look at me; look at Alec.
Alec: What? I didn’t break it!
Campbell: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Alec: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Campbell, eyeing him up and down: Suspicious.
Alec: No, it’s not!
The Doctor: If it matters - probably not - but Kilgrave was the last one to use it.
Kilgrave, offended: Liar! I don’t even drink that rubbish!
The Doctor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kilgrave: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Doctor!
Walt: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Crowley.
Crowley: No! Who broke it?
The Doctor: …Crowley, Phileas has been awfully quiet.
Phileas: Really?!
The Doctor: Uh, yeah, really!
*Chaotic bickering continues*
[Later]
Crowley, confessing to Simon: *smiles smugly* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.
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Y/N: I don’t think I could be happier right now.
Kate: Wanna bet?
Wanda: [appears from around the corner] Hi.
Y/N, in tears: Oh, Wanda is here!
Y/N, shoving Kate aside: Wanda!
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Ted: Yes, Clivesdale is nicer than Hatchetfield. And yes, because of their cupcake factory, the air always smells like vanilla.
Pete: ... Oh, wow, yeah!
Ted: But their people are not inherently better than our people! The only things they beat us in is iq, life expectancy, beauty pageants, and average income. Who cares?
Richie: I think you do.
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