-While planning to attack Vee Tower-
Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"
Husk: What?
Alastor: "Get Help."
Husk: No.
Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!
Husk: I hate it.
Alastor: It's great! It works every time!
Husk: It's humiliating.
Alastor: Exactly!
Husk: No. You literally have powers—
Alastor: We're doing it!
Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"
Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*
-A minute later-
Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*
Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!
Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.
Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!
Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—
Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!
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Neville, introducing Harry to the DA after going to pick Harry, Hermione & Ron through the portrait: Your savior is here!
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Peak sibling behavior
Bonus: armor edition
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Vox: Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?
Alastor: It varies from moment to moment.
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Jack: Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?
Polly: It varies from moment to moment.
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Snyder: Jack Kelly, son of Francis Sullivan.
Jack: William Snyder, son of...
Jack: A bitch! You're still alive! I thought you ate shit and died.
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[Navy has installed Voice Recognition System in the office]
Mav: Looks like fun.
Mav, to the system: Maverick here.
System: Access denied.
Mav: Pete Mitchell, call sign Maverick.
System: Access denied.
Mav, angrily: Maverick, Navy's best pilot!
System: User blocked.
Ice: Let me try.
Ice, to the system: Hi.
System: Welcome, Admiral Kazansky, call sign Iceman, the best pilot in the world.
Mav: What the...
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Langris: rolls hie eyes Do you truly think so little of me?
Finral: genuine Langris, I thought the world of you.
Langris: pause
Finral: sad smile I thought we were gonna fight side-by-side forever as the legendary Vaude brothers. But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. I don't know, maybe there's still some good in you. But let's be honest: our paths diverged a long time ago.
Langris: stunned, trying to brush Finral's words off Yeah. It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.
Finral: Isn't that what you always wanted? Claps his shoulder and walks away.
Langris: looks away
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Caine: Whenever we get to talking, Bubble, about Ragatha, what do I always say?
Caine: “She is the…” And it starts with a B.
Bubble: Trash.
Caine: ...no, not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn’t start with a B.
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While planning to break in somewhere
Scar: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Grian: What?
Scar: "Get Help."
Grian: No.
Scar: C'mon, you love it!
Grian: I hate it.
Scar: It's great! It works every time!
Grian: It's humiliating.
Scar: Do you have a better plan?
Grian: No.
Scar: We're doing it!
Grian: We are not doing "Get Help!"
A Minute Later
Scar, carrying Grian: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! throws Grian at guards, knocking them out
Scar: Ahh, classic!
Grian: *gets up* | still hate it. It's humiliating.
Scar, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
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Combeferre: You understand that we’re going to be killed at the barricades
Gavroche: Only if I die
Combeferre: …yes…that’s what being killed means…
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*Johanna messes up Dream’s plan to get back his helm*
Dream: You’ll pay for this.
Johanna Constantine: No, I got paid for this.
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Arthur: Why are you wanted in Mexico?
Javier: Well I tried to start a revolution. But I didn't print enough pamphlets, so no one turned up.
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Roquefort: You have made a grave mistake, young man!
Chai: I make grave mistakes all the time! Everything seems to work out.
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Jin Guangyao: You've made a grave mistake, Yiling Laozu
Wei Wuxian: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out...
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The Bailiff: You have made a grave mistake, old man!
Jack: I make grave mistakes all the time! Everything seems to work out.
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