#source: Youtube

[rwac96]

F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)

Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."

Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"

Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"

Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"

Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"

Ren: "Don't say it!"

Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"

Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"

Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."

Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*

Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"

Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."

Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"

Jaune: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *dejected* "Aww."

Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"

Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"

Jaune: "Homework."

Nora: "Aww, shucks."

Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"

Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"

Pyrrha: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Jaune: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."

Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."

Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"

Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"

Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"

Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"

Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"

Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"

Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"

Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"

Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"

Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"

Ren: "NO TEART!!!"

Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."

Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"

Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"

Nora: *smugly* "Party."

#text #text post #writblr #fanfic #fanfiction #crossover #crossover au #crossover shitpost #dragon ball #rwby #team jnpr #son gohan #gohan #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #source: youtube #nora can't spell...

[tf2incorrectquotes]

How It Feels to Play Medic In Tf2

Show the original animator some love if you like it!

#youtube #source: youtube #TF2 Medic #TF2 Spy #TF2 Heavy #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[ktkat99]

Kon, showing up at the manor holding a bale of hay in one hand and Bernard in the other- Tim, you've got to start checking your texts for autocorrect. That last one you sent me said 'can you come over and bring some gay?' I'm assuming you meant hay but I brought Bernard just in case

Tim, who just wanted some help with the damn cow his father and brother decided to bring home-..?

Bernard- Hi!

#batman #tim drake #red robin #kon el #bernard dowd #superboy #timberkon #batfam incorrect quotes #source: youtube

[thursdaybandcomments]

#source: youtube #tone: neutral

[cod-dump]

Soap: Si, this lady keeps looking at me from that table over there.

Ghost: *hard side eye*

Soap: No! No, love, don't look over--

Ghost: *eyebrow* Gimme your left hand.

Soap: *hands it over*

Ghost, pointing out his wedding band: Wow, a married man? Look at that. Incredible. Your HUSBAND must be SO LUCKY to have you, Johnny, wow--

Soap: Okay, I think--

Ghost: WOW I mean look at that, John MacTavish, married man.

Soap, trying not to blush: Ye've made yer point, Romeo

#submission #source: youtube #ghost: MY MAN #soap who is hopelessly in love: your man <3 #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #scheduled #soapghost #ghostsoap

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: Ow! Hey!

Weiss: Give it back Arc!

Blake: Why do you even want a Teleporter to Earth?

Jaune: Because I love Latinas RWBY. Adios Amigas!

*Vwoop*

Yang: ... You know what? Respect.

#rwby #rwby/jl #rwby crossover #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #knightlight #rwby knightlight #source: youtube #source: jehtt

[thattheater-kid]

*Game night in the hotel*

Vaggie: I HATE YOU!

Angel: OH? WELL, NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Charlie: Angel, give Vaggie your 200 dollars, you landed on her property.

Angel: NO! SHE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Vaggie: That’s not how you PLAYYYYY!

Niffty: Husk, why is Vaggie screaming?

Husk: Shut the fuck up, Niffty. You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Vaggie: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Charlie: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

Niffty: AHHHHHH!

#source: YouTube #theodd1sout #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel niffty #niffty #angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel husk #caps warning

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mondo Gecko: Careful, there’s a sleeping man right here. Leatherhead: Uh, I’m pretty sure he’s not sleeping. Slash: Yeah. I don't think he’s gonna wake up, Mondo. Rockwell: Look, look, I’m a doctor! I’ll diagnose what’s wrong. Slash: Alright, diagnose, what’s wrong with him? Leatherhead: What’s wrong with this man, Rockwell? Rockwell: He’s dead. Diagnoses is over.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: vanossgaming #source: youtube #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #slash #leatherhead #mondo gecko #dr rockwell #the mighty mutanimals

[seneon]

so rayne has rabbits named usayama, usaoni, usakichi, usakotou, usami, usazuke, usazou, usatarou, and usanoshin 💀 that's 9 rabbits in total.

mash names his muscles tom, kevin, kim, mike, yukari, yamada, koji, satomi, etc. this show is unserious 💀💀

#⋆ ❨ voice ❩ ֢֢֢ ۟ #source: youtube #rayne ames #mash burnedead #mashle #mashle: magic and muscles

[marsinout]

Charles: Hey you guys, wanna get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t? Oscar: Yeah dude, I need a t-r-e-a-t. Lando: Whatcha guys talking about? :) Carlos: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess- Charles: NONONO! SHHHHH! Oscar: SHUT UP! Don't say it! Carlos: ...uh...why? Oscar: Oh god how do we tell you this... Charles: Lando... can't spell... Carlos: ... Carlos: WHAT? Oscar: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it outloud so he doesn't get too excited. Carlos: He's a grown man, he can't handle hearing the word “treat”? Lando: TREAT? Charles: NO TREAT! Lando: TREAT? Charles: NO TREAT! Lando: TREAT? Charles: NO TREAT! Lando: Awwww... 😔

#I'm not doing the entire meme so #formula 1 #f1 #charlos #charlando #carlando #landoscar #charles leclerc #lando norris #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #oscar piastri #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect formula 1 #max x charles #source: youtube

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Wild: How tall are you?

Warriors: 6 feet.

*later*

Wild: How tall are you?

Four turns omoniously to stare at Wild: I AM 4 FEET AND 4 INCHES AND 1 QUARTER. Leans froward to grab Wild I WILL DESTROY YOU.

#linked universe #correctn't quotes of kit #linked universe incorrect quotes #lu #lu incorrect quotes #lu four #lu wild #linked universe wild #linked universe four #Source: Youtube

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[SFM] No. More. TOILETS!

Show the original animator some love if you like it!

#youtube #source: youtube #TF2 Sniper #TF2 Sniper's Parents #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Scout #TF2 Heavy #Team Fortress 2 #not mine

[random-stuff-incorrect-quotes]

Lucifer: You wanna cut deep, huh? You wanna play dirty? Alright…

Lucifer: You’re. Not. Masculine.

Adam: *offended noise* You overrated little twink!

Lucifer: Hey- I am a twunk, alright? That is a combination- twink and hunk!

#idk how in-character this is. but #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin adam #adam #source: youtube

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Michael: Has anyone seen my son?? Oh, God, Helpy!

Michael: That father’s adrenaline is kicking in! HELPY!

Michael: I can see every equation!

Michael, approaching a customer: Excuse me, ma’am, have you seen my son? He’s a little animatronic bear, about this tall-

Michael, searching through the ball pit: HELPY, ARE YOU IN THERE?! HELPY!

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Youtube #Michael Afton #Helpy #Pizza Sim #Pizzeria Simulator #FNaF 6

[cod-dump]

Alex: Farah! The weapons shipment is here, they need to come in--

Farah: I don't have a hijab!

Alex: *throws a blanket over her*

Farah:

Alex:

Farah: This works.

#submission #they get to be married #as a treat #source: youtube #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #farah karim #alex keller #alex just throwing a blanket on her is perfect #incorrect quotes #faralex

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: three of the hardest things to say

Jaune: I was wrong.

Jaune: I need Help.

Jaune: Worcrester sauce. Worsester- worshchester- Worstshestshire-

Jaune: *Holding the script really close* Worsecestershear-

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #source: youtube #source: zachmemes #source: pixelwithaZ