Snow about Lucy Gray: I can't get her out of my head and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest and just know it's her fault that bitch
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Karai: Hey, we should make plans sometime.
Shinigami: Evil plans?
Karai: No, casual plans. Let’s go rollerblading on Saturday.
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Jamie in season one: You know who I think is the ugliest guy on the team? That Roy Kent! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5... or a 9... Not, not over a 9.8 cause there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it!
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Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!
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Richie: It’s Eddie
Richie: It's just like I can't get him out of my head
Richie: And every time I look at him, I get these pains in my chest
Richie: That bitch
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Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #18
Jason: I'm really nice now and I just feel awful about what happened, but I mean, could you argue that this was my fault?
Dick: Yes, all-
Roy: Absolutely, you're an asshole all the time.
Kory: Yes, yes.
Dick: Absolutely, you're an asshole all the time.
Jason: Yeah, that would be a safe argument. Uh, but let me ask you one question- do you think... I'm happy about this?
Dick: Oh my God, Jason. Just because you're upset doesn't mean you're off the hook.
Roy: Yeah, and further more, do you want to kick your own ass or should we do it for you?
Dick: Yeah.
Jason: Oh, uh, well I guess if you're giving me the option, I'll...I'll kick my own ass.
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Kristoff: It's Anna.
Kristoff: It's just like I can't get her out of my head.
Kristoff: And every time I look at her, I get these pains in my chest.
Kristoff: That bitch.
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Lucius: You’ll pay for this!
Bellatrix: Put it on my tab
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Skull: You’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.
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Person A: You’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.
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Mirella: How do you propose we get out of these cages?
Mirella: And don’t suggest a giant slide or a trampoline because we’ve already tried those.
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Karai: You think killing people will make them like you?
Karai: It doesn’t.
Karai: I just makes them dead.
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Rebecca: This totally sucks, man.
Roy: This is horrible.
Rebecca: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Roy: No, it’s not that, it’s Tartt.
Roy: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch
Rebecca: I don't think that.. No yeah you're totally right it is his fault.
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Ryuk out, bitches
-Ryuk, after Light dies
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It was left to me by my parents. My parents that are dead. My parents are dead. I have a dead parents.
Twist
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Pacster: Who would care about a loser like me?
Spiral: Losers like us, that’s who!
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