Dreadbane: Do you know why I have a female attack dog?
Arkayna: Because bitches stick together?
(Source: American Horror Story)
Will : Sorry, are you in charge here?
Sue : I’m Sue Sylvester, I’m in charge everywhere.
Miguel: Tulio, calm down.
Tulio: I can’t calm down! You need to calm UP!
Elle: *showing up in court with Emmet after ‘Take it Like a Man’* I took th liberty of sprucing up your boy
Okay I’ve been watching AHS lately. (S1 & 2 question)
Do the creators of the show have something against sex/babies or something? In season 1 a woman is raped and dies when she gives birth to a demon baby. Season 2, A man is married to his pregnant wife and she gets taken by aliens. Later on he moves on with another woman who also gets pregnant and abducted. And now I’m a few episodes into season 3 and a girl has the power to kill guys who have sex with her and orgasm.
Is this going to be explained later in the series or something? If it is you don’t have to say what it is just reply something like “Yeah, It’s explained in Season __.” Or you can tell me I’m over analyzing everything. Still a good show though, I recommend it.
Kai Anderson 🇺🇲🤘
One of the most unintentionally funny scenes in all of television has got to be from the Cult season of American Horror Story when Kai is with his followers and he says “sleeping bags, boys!” and everyone immediately looses their shit.
What do you do when you can’t sleep ?
I’m catching up on AMERICAN HORROR STORY and I’m currently on CULT and truly this is my big take-away so far.
50 Shades of Purple - #31
Fandom: American Horror Story (Apocalypse)
Characters: Kai Anderson, Jack Samuels, Serena Belinda, Lewis (OC), Julia (OC)
Themes/warnings: revenge, electrocution, attempted r*pe, death, toilet water dunking, blood mention, choking, spanking, flogging, humiliation
that’s literally me when my friends talking about something important
*watching his interviews 385298591th time*