Bones: Hey Spock, you got a second?
Spock: I sincerely doubt it.
Bones: It's about Jim.
Spock: Then yes, I have ENTIRE MINUTES!
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Jack: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish!
Phryne: Jack, I’ve never had a death wish, it’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.
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Bunnymund: Don’t try anything stupid.
Jack Frost: I don’t have to try.
Jack: …Crap, whatever, move!
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Bruce: Since when do you carry a switchblade?
Y/N: It’s a long story, Bruce.
(Flashback to Y/N looking at a switchblade through a shop window)
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Fighter, to Wizard: Why are your plans always so complicated? You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew magic.
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Y/N: you were raised from the dead
Y/N: like a zombie
Y/N: and an orphan
Y/N: you’re like a mummy-
Tom: Y/N, STOP!
Y/N: who’s got-
Y/N: no mommy
Tom: (pushes Y/N out of a driving car)
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Clark Kent: Bruce is kinda weird that way.
Hal Jordan: Yeah, he's kinda weird a bunch of ways.
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Tim: Jason, what’s your blood type?
Jason: How should I know?
Tim: How could you not know?
Jason: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?
Jason: The discoverer of blood groups!
Tim: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know the guy who discovered them?
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Ladybug: Oh, so, suddenly you don’t have a death wish anymore?
Cat Noir: M’Lady, I’ve never had a death wish. It’s just that I personally don’t believe that I can die.
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Wanda: You hate everyone.
Agnes: I know. It's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
Wanda: The hatred?
Agnes: Yes. The hatred.
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Hohenheim: Sometimes I feel like I’ve failed you two as a father.
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Nozel: Sometimes I feel like I’ve failed you as a brother.
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Tali: I'm in love with you.
Shepard: You're shitfaced.
Tali: I can be both.
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Karai: Shredder, you've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once, I want you to tell me the truth.
Shredder: Well, people in hell want ice water.
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Rogue: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cleric: Once would be nice!
Rogue: Hmm... no.
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Peter: look, I was a pretty handsome fella when I was young
Peter: you saw me as a young werewolf
Peter: right, Lydia?
Stiles: it’s hard to imagine you as a young werewolf
Peter: well, I-
Y/N: -or young anything...
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Bruce Wayne: Sometimes, I feel like I failed as a father.
Jason Todd: Sometimes?
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Mobius:”What’s your blood type?”
Loki:”How would i know?”
Mobius:”How would you not?”
Loki:”Who am i,Karl landstiener,discoverer of blood types”
Mobius:”You don’t know your OWN blood type BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!”
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Sirius: Mother, you've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once, I want you to tell me the truth.
Walburga: Well, people in hell want ice water.
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Anasui: I'm not a SERIAL killer.
Jolyne: Wait, why did you emphasize "serial" like that?
Anasui: Wait, did I -- what?
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