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cyber-streak-2 · 9 months
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Raf, during a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons: How are we doing??
Miko: Things couldn’t get much worse!
*Soundwave appears behind them*
Miko: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn’t it?!
Jack: You make it too easy!
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incorrecttlg · 2 months
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"The scar is not on the wrong side!"
- Kion, in season 3
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hellbeast-go-walkies · 7 months
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Somebody draw this.
Cas: I was thinking. The curse says we'll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.
Dean: Right.
Cas: And here it says "Love is brightest in the dark" and has a picture of them kissing.
Dean: Where are you going with this?
Cas: Well, what if we kissed?
Dean: Us kissing?
Cas: See, it was a crazy idea.
Dean: Us... kissing.
Cas: Us kissing? What was I thinking. Could you imagine that?
Dean: Yeah. [chuckles slightly] I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you.
Cas: Oh, well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option. Sorry I suggested it.
Dean: No, no, I mean if it was a choice between kissing you and dying...
Cas: Oh!
Dean: What? I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die. That's a compliment.
Cas: Well, I'm not sure which I would rather do! [storms off]
Dean: What is wrong with me?
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Granny: It smells like old lady in here. Sylvester: Gee, I wonder why.
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Natalie: *enters*
Grøh: The only reason you should be interrupting me is if you have news about the Conduit.
Natalie: Well, there is news, sir, but you might not like it. Don't get too upset.
Grøh: I was taught that keeping a level head is a sign of a great leader. Now, whatever you have to say, I'm sure I can take it.
Natalie: Okay, then. We have no idea where they are.
Grøh: WHAT?!
Natalie: You should really open a window in here.
Grøh: Give me that map!
Natalie: Oh, there have been multiple sightings of the Conduit, but they are impossible to track down.
Grøh: How are we going to find them? They're clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
[Meanwhile...]
Mitsurugi: You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Conduit: Well, I know it's near water.
Mitsurugi: *looks at the ocean*
Mitsurugi: I guess we're getting close, then.
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“I’m just a guy… with a boomerang! I didn’t ask for all these GODS and MAGIC!”
Marc Spector
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deimosatellite · 2 months
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latte125 · 2 months
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sokka: i kind of maybe really like someone, but i’m really worried about telling you who it is, because you’re really not going to like it
katara: just rip it off like a bandage
sokka: it’s zuko…
katara: put the bandage back on. right now
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silima · 2 years
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zukkaart · 2 months
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Ozai: We engineered a psychopath to kill you
Sokka: Totally married him
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correct-gaang · 2 years
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Katara: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
Sokka: The Scots were right all along
Zuko: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies
Mai: The Scots were right all along.
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incorrecttlg · 1 month
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Janja: You're just a child!
Kion: And you're just a teenager.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bette: I'm too young to die!
Kate: I'm not, but I still don't want to!
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Cicero Pig: Wait a minute...has anyone noticed that Bugs is missing too?
Daffy: (horrified) Oh no....I knew it was only a matter of time! (runs to Taz) Taz ate Bugs! (opens Taz's mouth) Bugs, I'm coming for ya, buddy!
Petunia: Daffy, Taz didn't eat Bugs. He's probably with Lola.
Daffy: That's just what Taz wants you to think!
(climbs into Taz's mouth)
Porky: G-g-g-get out of The Tasmanian Devil's mouth, D-D-Daffy!
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Grøh: From now on, we do whatever it takes to find Azwel.
Conduit: YEAH, LET'S BREAK SOME RULES!
Conduit: *knocks down a wall*
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Zuko: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES?!?!
Azula: *whispering to Mai* he can read??
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