#source: big mouth

[angelofthenight]

Agatha: Well, well, well, look at who can't keep her dick out of my mouth

Wanda: I’LL PUT MY DICK WHEREVER I WANT!

#source: big mouth #wanda maximoff #WandaVision #scarlet witch #agatha harkness #WandaVision incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #incorrect WandaVision quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

[mlincorrectquotes]

Show her you like her, kick her in the shins.

Plagg to Adrien, on confessing his love for Marinette

#He totally would don't lie to yourself #Plagg #Adrienette #Adrinette #Miraculous #Miraculous Ladybug #ML #Lawbreaker #Source: Big Mouth

[thingsoverheardatua]

[upon finding All Smite ‘dead’ in the bank training]

Everyone: [screaming]

Todoroki: Holy shit!!

Midoriya: Oh my god!! There’s a dead body!!

Todoroki: Will you be my boyfriend?!

Midoriya: Wha-?! This is not the time!!

Todoroki: Then when is?!

Midoriya: Not now!!

Todoroki: I’m in love with you, Midoriya!!

All Might: [lifts his head and yells]

Todoroki & Midoriya: [SCREAM LOUDER]

#TodoDeku #Shouto Todoroki #Shoto Todoroki #Izuku Midoriya #All Might #Toshinori Yagi #Todoroki Shouto #Todoroki Shoto #Midoriya Izuku #Yagi Toshinori #Midoriya #Deku #Todoroki #source: Big Mouth

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: My brother is not a cat.

Rum Tum Tugger: He is a one-star Yelp review come to life.

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #macavity #deuteronomy brothers #deuteronomy family #incorrect quotes #source: big mouth

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Tanya: You ever get lonely? William: Of course not. I remain lonely.

#who's lila #who’s lila? #tanya kennedy #william clarke #source: big mouth #mod lila #get this boy some friends :sob:

[g0rechan]

Kanabun: Midori is not an actress.

Kanabun: She is a one-star Yelp review come to life.

#incorrect shoujo tsubaki quotes #shoujo tsubaki #kanabun #midori: shoujo tsubaki #mr. arashi's amazing freak show #source: big mouth

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: You… saved me?

Donnie: You die when I say you die.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: big mouth #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #casey jones

[hyperfixation-hideout]

Nora: Turns out Weiss and I can’t make out at either of our houses cause both our families are germophobic :/

Blake: I think you mean homophobic?

Weiss: Oh, no, my father actually considers me to be a virus.

#rwby incorrect quotes #schneestorm #nordic winter #quinpost #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #snowstjorm #source: big mouth #judge me all you like that show has more queer rep than any other i've seen and i'll take what i can get #(they listen when they mess up and fix things... we even finally have an ace character!! And an nb!!) #though I do find much of the show not my thing... i'm a sucker for character development and creative storytelling ok #and big mouth shockingly excels in those areas once it became an ensemble cast #ugh i need more shows to watch fdhghj #anyway nora and weiss are in love send tweet

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Pepper: Tony, you ever get lonely?

Tony: Of course not!

Tony: I remain lonely!

#source: big mouth #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #pepper potts #pepperony

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Sheogorath: I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts!

Haskill: Of course, my lord.

#haskill #Sheogorath #shivering isles #daedric princes #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #oblivion #the elder scrolls iv: oblivion #source: big mouth

[hxuse-xf-black]

My father is not a man. He is a one-star Yelp review come to life.

Theo Nott, probably

#source: big mouth #theo nott #theodore nott #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #slytherin #incorrect slytherin #incorrect death eaters #incorrect death eater quotes #death eater #death eaters #golden trio era #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes

[frostcorpsclub]

Incorrect Quote 110

Virginia: Steroids are just medicine that fucks!

#mksquotes #source: big mouth #virginia hollybubble #virginia claus

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Anomen: My father is not a man.

Anomen: He is a one-star Yelp review come to life.

#source: big mouth #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg2 #anomen delryn

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Draco: My father was not a man.

Draco: He was a one-star Yelp review come to life.

#source: big mouth #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

Lucian: Kitsie, do you think I’m just young, gay, and mean- Kitsie: yes.

#the bastards of forestland #Lucian the fox #Kitsie the raccoon #Source: big mouth

[emmikay]

Munkustrap: You… You saved me?

Macavity: (chuckles darkly) Oh, brother mine.

Macavity: You die when I say you die.

#cats the musical #munkustrap #macavity #deuteronomy brothers #deuteronomy family #incorrect quotes #source: big mouth