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imaginesunflowersrochu · 3 hours ago
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Hetalia Alfred: How about this? I'll work off my debt to each of you. How does that sound? I'll do anything you want.
Hetalia Arthur: Anything?
Hetalia Alfred: Am I the only one super creeped out by that?
Hetalia Yao: No, that was definitely creepy.
Hetalia Matthew: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.
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Maul, on Naboo: There ain’t no party like a Sith party because a Sith party is a total surprise to everyone!
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incorrectmatsus · 13 hours ago
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Karamatsu: It’s just like in chess. Sometimes you have to sacrifice your king to win.
Todomatsu: That’s exactly how you LOSE in chess.
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incorrectsinnohquotes · 18 hours ago
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Bertha: Can you keep a secret? Aaron: Do you know anything about my life? Bertha: ...No, I do not. Good point.
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Jonathan: We can make this work. We’re like Romeo and Juliet.
Elisabeth: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Jonathan: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much? 
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incorrectbopquotes · 19 hours ago
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Dinah: I've got a big problem!
Barbara: Oh, math or real life?
Dinah: Why would I have a big math problem?
Barbara: I've seen it happen.
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Mace: Are you in my ceiling, Drallig?
Cin, doing his routine check in the Temple's Air Vents: No
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bccfggffbgv · a day ago
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Q-shorts: Dynamic
Lilith, before drinking her coffee in the morning: Someone will die...
Helen, being the only person who is allowed to be near her: Of fun!!
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theenbynightingale · a day ago
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Ryan: The only way we're gonna win is if we team up.
Stephanie: Good point. I guess my response is...
Stephanie: ROT IN HELL CRAP FACE!!!
Stephanie: Also, I love you, and I treasure you...
Stephanie: And ya bore me!
Ryan:  God, you're being so mean.
Ryan: Do it more.
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tf2-but-incorrect · a day ago
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Spy: Scout, you are a genius.
Scout, holding back tears: Ohmygod, you said it...
Spy: I heard you practicing in the men's room.
Scout: Yeah, that makes more sense.
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the pirate queen au
Juleka: I had this covered, Red!
Juleka: what is my name.
Marinette: Ju-Juleka Couffaine
Juleka: WHAT IS MY NAME?!
Marinette: t-the ashen tiger
Juleka: AND WHAT DOES THE ASHEN TIGER DO
Marinette: takes every precaution to ensure her own safety??
Juleka: *glares*
Marinette: taaaaaaakes bad Pirates to hell and bad girls to bed??
Juleka: HELL YEAH SHE DOES. EXCEPT THE ASHEN TIGER IS MONOGAMOUS NOW AND TOO TIRED FOR SEX SO NOW HER ONLY INDULGENCE IS FRESH WARN LEMON TREAT CAKES!
Juleka: *storms off*
Marinette: ..Juleka loves lemon cake
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randomfandomcheeto · a day ago
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Professional
Peter: Name one time I haven’t acted professional
Tony: You’re holding a juice box right now
Peter: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.
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Fredi : What, are you afraid I'm gonna tell everyone in the team you like to be the little spoon?
Niko : Everybody likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!
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David : I want to show you a picture from last night that really upsets me.
Tuta : OK, but in my defense, Aymen bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all of the shampoo.
David : That's not what I -
David : Wait - You drank SHAMPOO?
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Anakin: The new plan is…no plan! We wing it! It’s probably not gonna work, but I said it with a lot of confidence!
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queen-ofsunflowers · 2 days ago
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Shadow Operatives 99 #40
AKIHIKO: You happy now? Broken ribs and a million broken toes weren't enough for you?
KOTONE: (in the hospital due to being hit by a car while chasing down a suspect, after being told not to since she was already injured.) In retrospect, they were plenty. Yes. The worst part is, he got away.
AKIHIKO: That's the worst part? You could've died, Shiomi.
KOTONE: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be. Look, I know you're angry because I disrespected you as a co-worker and my superior.
AKIHIKO: No! I'm upset my friend doesn't want my help because she insists on being an idiot! You know what? You're a lost cause. I'm done trying to help you. I’m leaving.
KOTONE: Wait. (She sighs and Akihiko stops.) The night Minato... I was by his side. I could move. I could have stopped him. Or at least helped and taken some of the weight off of his shoulders.
AKIHIKO: Kotone...
KOTONE: But I didn’t. I just stood there, in shock, and... and I gave him my strength. I could have done something to stop him, to save him. But no. I didn’t do anything, and he ended up dying. From that day on, I vowed to never to stop when there’s something that I can do to help someone.
AKIHIKO: Kotone, I get it. (sighs) Why didn't you ever tell me?
KOTONE: I was embarrassed. Minato died because of me. 
AKIHIKO: People die, Kotone. That's part of the job. We’ve all suffered because we’ve lost people close to us. (Kotone’s gaze softens as Akihiko sits on the end of the bed.) But if you don't give yourself a break, you'll be no use to anyone. Because you'll be dead. And I don’t want to see that happen.
KOTONE: You’re so weird when you’re being real. (She laughs before getting a look from Akihiko) Okay. I get it. I'd give you a hug, but right now, my body has the structural integrity of a chocolate soufflé. (Akihiko hugs her, making Kotone groan in pain as she hugs him back.)
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incorrecttkemquotes · 2 days ago
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Jo Eun-sub: I’m quick at math.
Lee Gon: OK, what’s 38 x 76?
Jo Eun-sub: 24.
Lee Gon: That’s not even close.
Jo Eun-sub: But it was quick.
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Leo: if I run and jump at Jason he will most certainly catch me
Leo: *running towards Jason* INCOMING!
Jason: no I’m holding coff-
*drops coffee to catch leo*
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incorrect-titan-army · 2 days ago
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Chris: I have to meet Clarisse’s parents what do I do?
Silena: just be yourself
Chris: "Be myself"? Silena, I have one day to win Clarisse’s parents over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Luke: a couple weeks
Ethan: six months
Alabaster: jury’s still out
Chris: see, Silena? “Be myself”. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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