Fury: I think this mission is very promising, Steve, what’s your take?

Y/N: Oh, right, let’s take an unbiased opinion from your straight up swim fan.

Steve: *Rolls his eyes*

Steve: I think it’s a great idea, sir.

Stiles: Don’t you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Allison: Have you ever met a human woman?

[later]

Stiles: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Lydia: Of course, I’m not an animal.

Glimmer: Wow, you’re an evil genius. The next time I want to hurt someone, I’m coming straight to you

Catra: That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

Fujiko, pouting: Goemon, I think you owe me an apology.

Goemon: I will apologize to you in hell!

Fujiko: !!!

Goemon: … I honestly don’t know what this is about, my apologies for taking such a hard stance.

Cookie run incorrect quotes

Red Velvet:Now it’s time to make daddy proud.

Licorice:*sent to help velvet out but still new in the job*...Ugh...Yes,sir!*salutes*

Red Velvet:I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog.*holding & petting chiffon*

Chiffon:*just being cinnamon roll*

Steve: I got to go.

Cheryl: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Steve: Uh… [hesitantly kisses Cheryl’s forehead before running out]

Cheryl: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Jeffrey: Why are you being weird?

Peter: Bob and I kissed.

Jeffrey: WHAT?

Peter: To keep our cover from being blown, we didn't have a choice.

Jeffrey: Tell me everything!

Peter: It was just a kiss, okay? It was for a case, it was nothing.

Finnley: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me if you grab each other's asses.

Jason: I’ve only said "I love you" to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying brother. And one of those I regret.

Roy: Which one?

Jason: My brother. He survived the bullet so now I look like an idiot.

peter when his dads charles and erik show up to rescue him from his sister from another universe: i'm so relieved you guys found me. wait, how did you find me?

erik: you hadn't done anything super annoying to us for like five hours, so we knew something was wrong.

peter: oh that's very insulting but dead on.

The Owl House + Incorrect Quotes

bucky: [about the lie detector] i'm telling you, this machine is broken. ask me a question

y/n: is Jay-Z really your favorite artist?

bucky: yes, obviously

natasha: lie

bucky: see? it's busted!

y/n: is it? or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

bucky: [sighs] no

natasha: lie

bucky: alright, fine, she is. she makes me feel things

y/n: SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS!

Wanda: I caught a drunk guy humping a computer.

Wade: Well, we’ve all been there.

Y/N: Ah, New York.

*Peter listening to his voicemail*

Michelle: Listen to me very carefully. I have not been taken. I know that’s always your first fear when I’m not available, but this is not a Liam Neeson 'Taken' scenario.

Peter: That's exactly what they'd make you say-

Michelle: Also, no one is making me say this.

Natasha: Just try to be nice, Yelena… Y/N’s not like us… they have feelings.

Yelena: Hmm, are you positive this is the person for you?

Natasha: That is exactly the type of thing I don’t want you to say in front of them.

MC: When I die, please give your brothers my regards.

Belphegor: What should I tell them?

MC: Regards.

Shepard: This is a very difficult moral decision and... I don't know what to do now.

Garrus, putting a hand on Shepard's shoulder: I think you do know what to do.

Shepard: Yeah. You're right... Thanks, Garrus.

Shepard: *walks away*

Garrus: I actually have no idea what they're gonna do, but it's the safest way to give Shepard advice.

Marks and Rec: Misc #2292

(Dialogue from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)

[batboys looking after Titus while Damian’s gone]

Jason: Tim, you got to help us.

Tim: On it. Okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha.

Tim, to Titus: Titus, dwop it. Pwease, dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.

Jason: Oh, Titus is the alpha. Didn't expect that.

Conner: I think I found a way to make money!

Tim: you’d make a decent stripper.

Conner: I would make an AMAZING stripper but that’s not what I’m talking about!