#source: brooklyn nine nine

Jane, storming into the room: BEN! What the hell?

BEN: New phone, who dis?

Jane: You can’t do that in person!

#creepypasta incorrect quotes, #creepypasta, #incorrect quotes, #jane the killer, #ben drowned, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Locke: Oh, I’m so relieved you guys found me. Wait, how did you find me?

Jean: You hadn’t done anything super annoying to us for like five hours, so we knew something was wrong.

Locke: Oh, that’s very insulting, but dead on.

#gentlemen bastards, #locke lamora, #jean tannen, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Αγγελα: Θα γινομουν τελεια πολιτικος γιατι εχω ωραια μαλλια και μου αρεσει να λεω ψεματα.

#incorrect-para-pente, #στο παρα πεντε, #αγγελα ιωακειμιδου, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Locke, to Jean: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three.

[Silence]

Locke: Now, see, I’m just disappointed in the both of us.

#gentlemen bastards, #locke lamora, #jean tannen, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Arthur: And how exactly will you stop me?

Morgana: I'll call Merlin.

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Damn it.

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Ulrich: So talk to me, Odd. How are we looking?

Odd: Sexy, but it’s not like we’re trying too hard. Like, we’re trying but it’s almost effortless

#sfw, #code lyoko incorrect quotes, #odd della robia, #ulrich stern, #code lyoko, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Gaius: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Merlin: Okay, but in my defence Arthur bet me £50 I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Gaius: That's not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

#source: brooklyn nine nine, #bbc merlin, #incorrect quotes, #bbc gaius, #bbc merlin incorrect quotes

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Morgana: What's wrong with the way I dress?

Merlin: You know, some people might say that the all black leather kinda makes you looks like an evil villain.

Gwen: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

#source: brooklyn nine nine, #morgana x gwen, #morgwen, #incorrect quotes, #bbc merlin, #bbc merlin incorrect quotes

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Locke: Good. Thanks, dad.

Locke:

Locke: Why is everyone staring at me?

Sabetha: You just called Chains “dad”. You said, “Thanks, dad.”

Locke: What? No, I didn’t. I said “Thanks, man.”

Father Chains: Do you see me as a father figure, Lamora?

Locke: No. If anything I see you as a “bother” figure cause you’re always bothering me.

Jean: Hey, show your father some respect!

#chains is their dad, #it’s basically canon, #gentlemen bastards, #locke lamora, #jean tannen, #sabetha belacoros, #father chains, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and I don’t say anything.

Louis, about his amazing social skills

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Geralt: [opens his mouth]

Jaskier:

#the witcher, #incorrect witcher quotes, #geraskier, #geralt x jaskier, #jaskier x geralt, #jaskier, #geralt of rivia, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Vanessa: What’s wrong with the way I dress?

Candace: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you looks like an evil villain.

Candace: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

#pnf, #phineas and ferb, #candace flynn, #vanessa Doofenshmirtz, #source: brooklyn nine nine, #candessa

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Steve: Look, I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I care about Agent Carter a little bit…

Bucky: You doodled your wedding invitations.

Steve: No! That’s our joint tombstone.

Bucky: My mistake.

#steggy, #steve x peggy, #incorrect quotes, #bucky, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Jack: It's because he's injured.

Hatter: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Alice: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!?

Hatter: Lightly. Stabbed.

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Glimmer: What’s your favorite cop movie?

Clove: Robocop. It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence.

Glimmer: Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Clove: I was. I’m done.

#source: brooklyn nine nine, #incorrect quotes, #glimmer, #clove

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Kyung: So how'd you convince everyone to turn against me? What'd you offer them?

B-Bomb: I asked them if they wanted to embarass you and they instantly said yes.

#kyung, #park kyung, #B-Bomb, #Minhyuk, #kpop, #kpop scenarios, #block b, #block b scenarios, #incorrect quotes, #incorrect kpop quotes, #incorrect block b quotes, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Wong: Aren’t you supposed to be babysitting Strange?

Mordo: He’s over there, dazzling some psychologists.

Villain!Stephen: All men are at least 30% attracted to me.

Villain!Stephen: My dad cried the day I was born because he knew he could never be better than me.

Villain!Stephen: At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food.

Villain!Stephen: I feel like I’m the Paris of people.

Villain!Stephen: I’m exquisite!

#incorrect-ironstrange, #villain stephen strange, #ironstrange, #stephen strange, #villain au, #incorrect quotes, #mcu, #marvel, #endgame, #infinity war, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Bruce left Dick in charge, see what happens

Bruce, picking up the phone: what. happened.

Dick: remember when you told me not to burn down the Manor?

Bruce: you bURNED DOWN THE MANOR?!

Dick: no

Dick: there was a small fire and I had it put out almost immediately

Dick: this is a success story

Bruce: I’m coming home right now. And my house better not be on fire when I get there

Dick: okay, the house was never ‘on fire.’ Tim was on fire and only on his legs and I put it out almost immediately

Bruce: enough

Bruce: I’ll see you at home, Richard *hangs up*

Dick: *literally frozen with fear*

Tim: are you okay

Dick: he said Richard

Dick: I’m dead

#@incorrectsupers, #incorrect batfam quotes, #incorrect batfamily quotes, #dick grayson, #bruce wayne, #tim drake, #nightwing, #batman, #red robin, #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Jon Bon Jovi: How are we looking, Lemma?

David Bryan: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard.

David Bryan: Like, sure. We’re trying. But it’s almost effortless.

#source: brooklyn nine nine, #jon bon jovi, #david bryan, #bon jovi, #incorrect bon jovi quotes, #queue of ages

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Catra: Scorpias just the worst. She thinks she’s so smart and so pretty. She makes me feel good about the world and my place in it.

#source: brooklyn nine nine, #she ra, #spop, #safeshera, #safespop, #catra, #safecatra, #scorpia, #safescorpia, #scorptra, #safescorptra, #incorrect she ra quotes

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