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[Kara and Lena sitting in huffy silence]
Alex: What's wrong with you two?
Kara & Lena: NOTHING
Alex: Well, obviously something-
Alex: ohhhh hang on, I've just realised
Alex: ...I don't care.
Leander: Here you are, Ais, a nice hot cup of tea.
Ais: It’s cold.
Leander: A nice cup of tea.
Ais: *sips* It’s terrible.
Leander: Cup of tea.
Ais: It’s not even tea.
Leander: ...cup.
Ais: *takes another sip*
Vere: You just said it was terrible.
Ais: It is. *downs the cup*
Leonard: Here you are Klein, nice hot cup of coffee.
Klein: Oh, it’s cold.
Leonard: Nice cup of coffee.
Klein: It’s horrible!
Leonard: Cup of coffee.
Klein: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
Leonard: Cup.
Lila: Aha, my signature dish. Behold! Surprising Rice.
Tanya: Good lord!
Mike: What are those bits?
Lila: Ah, you see, Mike, if you don't mind me saying so, that question is entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice.
Kara: ...and if there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to call!
Lena: Thanks, bye!
Lena: [leaves]
Kara: What a lovely woman
Alex: Oh did you like her? You seemed rather cool and standoffish.
Kara: [crestfallen] Oh no, did I? really??
Alex: No.
Ortega: Here you go, Penny, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Penny: It's cold.
Ortega: A nice cup of coffee.
Penny: It's horrible!
Ortega: Cup of coffee.
Penny: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Ortega: C U P.
Loid: I'm very good at cooking.
Franky: Is there anything you're not very good at?
Loid:
Franky:
Loid:
Franky: Twilight?
Loid: I'm thinking. There are things I haven't tried yet. I suppose it's possible I'm not very good at some of those...theoretically.