Hughes, drunk: Hawkeye, Roy likes you!
Roy, just as drunk: Hughes! You said you wouldn’t tell!
Riza: Roy, seriously, we’re marri-
Roy: Backstabber! I’m gonna tell Gracia you like her!
Roy: GRACIA! HUGHES HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!
Gracia, holding baby Elicia: Really? I never would’ve known.
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[Raph and Donnie are REALLY drunk]
Raph: April! Donnie liiiiikes you!
Donnie: Raph! You said you wouldn’t tell!
April: Uh, Donnie, sweetie, we’re marri-
Donnie: Backstabber! I’m going to tell Mona Lisa you like her!
Donnie: Hey Mona! Raph has a crush on you!!
Mona Lisa, holding her and Raph’s baby: Really? I never would’ve known.
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