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Octavian: No, no, no Greek demigods don't exist.
Reyna: What are you talking about?
Octavian: Have you ever seen a Greek demigod? I haven't therefore they don't exist.
Percy and Nico: sneeze
Octavian: looks at them Bless you
Reyna: Just because you haven't met one, doesn't mean they don't exist.
Octavian: mocking Oh my God's you guys, Greek demigods are real and are walking around everywhere. Normal voice There like the Wolfman they aren't real.
Jason: sneezes
Octavian: turns to him Bless you, man you guys are really sneezy today. You okay?
Nico: Yeah, I think someone's talking about us.
#source: code ment#octavian pjo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#percy jackson#nico di angelo#jason grace#heroes of olympus
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#twisted wonderland#twst#leona kingscholar#cheka kingscholar#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes#incorrect twisted wonderland#incorrect twst#source: code ment
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Meta Knight: *picks up phone* Hello?
Dedede, in store: Hey, what’s up?
Meta Knight: I need your help. Can you come here?
Dedede: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.
Meta Knight: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.
Dedede: I can’t find them.
Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘you can’t find them’?
Dedede: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.
Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘there’s only soup’?
Dedede: It means there’s only soup.
Meta Knight: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Dedede: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!
Dedede: *walks into next aisle*
Dedede: There’s more soup!
Meta Knight: What do you mean, ‘there’s more soup’?!
Dedede: There’s just more soup!
Meta Knight: Go into the next aisle!
Dedede: There’s still soup!
Meta Knight: Where are you right now?!
Dedede: I’m at soup!
Meta Knight: What do you mean you’re at soup?!
Dedede: I mean I’m at soup!
Meta Knight: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dedede: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Meta Knight: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dedede: FUCK YOU!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect kirby quotes#incorrect star allies#kirby series#meta knight#king dedede#source: code ment#soup store
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Ikutsuki: ...And that's how I beat my coke addiction.
Makoto: ……
Yukari: ……
Ikutsuki: Alright, everyone. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go powder my nose.
Yukari: Someone please save me
#i found this quote and giggled at it#and I was just like I wanna use this#I may be baked#incorrect persona 3#persona 3#p3#persona 3 reload#shuji ikutsuki#fuck him man#yukari takeba#makoto yuki#minato arisato#source: code ment
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Akane: I need your help, can you come here?
Teru: I can’t, I’m buying clothes
Akane: Well, finish up and get over it
Teru: There’s only soup
Akane: What do you mean there’s only soup?
Teru: I mean there’s only soup
Akane: Then get out of the soup aisle!
Teru: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!
*walking noises*
Teru: There’s just more soup.
Akane: What do you mean there’s just more soup?!
Teru: I mean there’s just more soup!
Akane: Go into the next aisle!
Teru: There’s still soup!
Akane: Where are you right now?!
Teru: I’m at soup!
Akane: What do you mean you’re at soup?!
Teru: I mean I’m at soup!
Akane: What store are you in?!
Teru: I’m at the soup store!
Akane: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Teru: FUCK YOU!
#source: code ment#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#incorrect quotes#tbhk incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes tbhk#teru minamoto#akane aoi
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Heckyl: It's against my moral compass.
Shelby: Your fucking moral compass is A ROULETTE WHEEL!
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Spyro: (calling) Hello?
Gill Grunt: (answering his phone) Hey what’s up?
Spyro: Can you come here?
Gill Grunt: I can’t, I’m buying clothes
Spyro: Alright, then hurry up and come over here
Gill Grunt: I can’t find them
Spyro: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Gill Grunt: I can’t find them, there’s only soup
Spyro: …What do you mean there’s only soup?!
Gill Grunt: It means there’s only soup-
Spyro: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!
Gill Grunt: Alright! You don’t have to shout at me! *
(Gill Grunt walks into the next aisle)
Gill Grunt: There’s more soup!
Spyro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP?!
Gill Grunt: THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP!
Spyro: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!
(Gill Grunt walks into the next aisle)
Gill Grunt: ...There’s still soup!
Spyro: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Gill Grunt: I’m at soup!
Spyro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?!
Gill Grunt: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Spyro: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Gill Grunt: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Spyro: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Gill Grunt: FUCK YOU-
#skylanders#incorrect quotes#incorrect skylanders quotes#source: code ment#Spyro#Gill Grunt#submission
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Jack: It's against my moral compass.
Maya: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Lila: It's against my moral compass.
William: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!
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Licorice, picking up the phone: Hello?
Schwarzwälder, in the store: Hey, what’s up?
Licorice: I need your help. Can you come here?
Schwarzwälder: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.
Licorice: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.
Schwarzwälder: I can’t find them.
Licorice: What do you mean, "you can’t find them"?
Schwarzwälder: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.
Licorice: What do you mean, "there’s only soup"?
Schwarzwälder: It means there’s only soup.
Licorice: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Schwarzwälder: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!
Schwarzwälder: *walks into the next aisle*
Schwarzwälder: There’s more soup!
Licorice: What do you mean, "there’s more soup"?!
Schwarzwälder: There’s just more soup!
Licorice: Go into the next aisle!
Schwarzwälder: There’s still soup!
Licorice: Where are you right now?!
Schwarzwälder: I’m at soup!
Licorice: What do you mean you’re at soup?!
Schwarzwälder: I mean I’m at soup!
Licorice: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Schwarzwälder: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Licorice: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Schwarzwälder: FU*K YOU!
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Ruby: It’s against my moral compass.
Weiss: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Yang, entering the dorm room: Ruby, Ruby! You'll never believe... huh?!
(She finds that Ruby isn't there, and there is a photo sitting on the table that shows her tied to a chair and gagged)
Yang, very mad: Arrrrghh!
(Her scroll rings, and she picks up)
Torchwick: Hello, goldie. Bet you didn't expect to hear from me again. You've probably already guessed it, but someone very close to you--
Yang: Not now, Torchwick! Ruby's gone missing!
Torchwick: --Has gone missing recently- what the fu-?! SHE HUNG UP ON ME!
(Source: Code Ment)
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Dean: Sammy! We have to kill the tooth fairy!
Sam: Every day I pray I was adopted.
#source: code ment#dean winchester#sam winchester#incorrect supernatural quotes#incorrect quotes#this makes way more sense than it did in the source#but still
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Protoman: No, it'd be against my moral compass.
Roll: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel!
#thanks for the submission!#source: code ment#megaman incorrect quotes#incorrect megaman quotes#incorrect quotes#megaman#mega man#protoman#proto man megaman#roll megaman#mod jesse
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Sam: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
Geek: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Sam: …Your point?
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Gojo: Well, Itadori, it was great to have you over for dinner, although there was really no need for you to eat all the silverware.
Yuuji: I need to be under constant supervision.
Gojo: Yeaah. He’s probably gonna have to go to the hospital soon.
#source: code ment#jjk#jujustu kaisen#gojo saturo#gojo satoru#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk gojo#jjk yuji#jjk yuuji
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