#source: cyanide and happiness

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: *drinks an entire bottle of soda, throws it over his shoulder*

Kaito: Hey beautiful, do you like bad boys?

Shiho: No.

Kaito: *sweeps up the mess*

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishi #miyano shiho #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: cyanide and happiness

[danganronpafakes]

Yasuhiro: Did you know that absence makes the heart grow fonder? Kyoko: Wow, my dad must really love me!

Source: Cyanide and Happiness

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #yasuhiro hagakure #kyoko kirigiri #source: cyanide and happiness

[superiorsturgeon]

Random White Fang grunt #1: *glumly sitting on prison bus* So…what do you think it’s going to be like in prison…?

Random White Fang grunt #2: I’ve got a plan! I’m gonna beat up the toughest-looking guy there and earn the respect of everyone else!

After arrival…

WF grunts: *step off bus and look around*

WF grunt #2: There…!

Jaune: *covered in tattoos and enjoying his prison chili* 😊

WF grunt #2: *rushes up and punches Jaune unconscious*

WF grunt #2: 😏

Adam: Hey! That jerk beat up Big-Hug Jaune!

Tyrian: But Jaune’s the nicest guy in prison!

Mercury: Let’s kick his ass!

Various RWBY villains: *surround WF grunt #2* 😠

WF Grunt #2: 😨

Scene of incredible violence!

#source: cyanide and happiness #rwby #jaune arc #adam taurus #tyrian callows #mercury black

[weirdkev27]

Loona: My dad could beat up your dad!

Octavia: No way, my dad would win!

Loona:*bringing over Blitzo* Okay Dad, get him!

Octavia:*bringing over Stolas* Fight!

Blitzo:….

Stolas:….

*the two start making out. To Loona and Octavia’s horror*

#prince stolas #octavia goetia #loona helluva boss #blitzo helluva boss #source: cyanide and happiness #incorrect helluva boss quotes #stoliz

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Alora: *trying to unlock a police car with a coat hanger*

Cop: Are you breaking into my car!?

Alora: I'm gonna pet the dog!

#source: cyanide and happiness #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate 1 #bg1 #alora

[thebunnyremix]

Neptune: Hey, check out my new weapon! Sun even helped me name it. We call it the Tri-Hard.

Scarlet: Sounds like your kind of weapon.

Neptune: I know, right? [smiles proudly]

[53 years later...]

Neptune: ...hey, wait a minute!

#RWBY #neptune vasilias #sun wukong #scarlet david #incorrect quote #source: cyanide and happiness #somebody help my poor dumb son

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Graverobber: What’s wrong? Shilo: It’s Rotti. He has a horrible addiction and it’s killing my family. Graverobber: I’m so sorry. What’s he addicted to? Shilo: Killing my family.

#incorrect quotes #repo the genetic opera #the graverobber #shilo wallace #source: cyanide and happiness #remember how rotti is responsible for both her parents' deaths #and her godmother's #that’s fun

[imdefyingmavity]

Chidi, on Earth: I accidentally ate some out of date cheese in my fridge. Am I going to die?

Doctor: Well, everyone is going to die eventually-

Chidi: EVERYONE? Oh god, what have I done?!

#incorrect the good place quotes #source: cyanide and happiness #chidi anagonye

[iamapoopmuffin]

Donald: Help! I confused a giant egg for a watermelon and now a giant bird is after me!

Scrooge, focusing on something else: I find that if you ignore something that is bothering you, it goes away after a while, lad.

Donald: *Screams as the giant bird grabs him and flies away*

Scrooge: See?

#So Dreamlight Valley got me interested in Scrooge #Which got me watching Ducktales #And now that's my new hyperfixation whee #Anyway plot twist this is why Donald refuses to eat the watermelons when he's stranded on that island #donald duck #scrooge mcduck #source: Cyanide and Happiness #Survived off sand and sea water while having a watermelon best friend Donald my dude-

[beatlesdiscord]

Ringo: [drinks an entire bottle of beer]

Ringo: [throws it over his shoulder]

Ringo: hey baby, do you like bad boys?

Barbara: no

Ringo: [sweeps up the mess]

#ringo starr #barbara bach #the beatles #source: cyanide and happiness

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: I ate the “do not eat” packet in the pepperoni... Am I going to die?

Person B: Well, everyone will die at some point.

Person A: EVERYONE? Oh, God, what have I DONE?

#source: cyanide and happiness #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #personal fav

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shiho: Did you know that absence makes the heart grow fonder?

Shinichi: Wow, my parents must really love me.

#dcmk #magic kaito #shinshi #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: cyanide and happiness

[incorrectateam]

Murdock: I ate the “do not eat” packet in my pepperoni. Am I going to die?

Face: Well, everyone’s going to die eventually.

Murdock: EVERYONE?? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

#howling mad murdock #templeton peck #source: cyanide and happiness

[diddyspice]

(Jaune is browsing the Internet on his Scroll, when a popup ad for HOT SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA appears)

JAUNE: (looks around, sees he is alone)

ALSO JAUNE: ...I'm the hot, sexy single!

#rwby #SOURCE: cyanide and happiness #jaune Arc #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes

[weirdkev27]

Tilly:*trying to unlock a police car with a coathanger*

Officer Keys: Are you breaking into my car!?

Tilly: I’m gonna pet the dog!

#tilly green #officer keys #big city greens #incorrect big city greens quotes #source: cyanide and happiness

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: Do you think we’re alone?

Lae’zel, holding a knife: I made sure of it.

Tav: No, I mean in the universe.

Lae’zel: Oops. Forgot to check there.

#source: cyanide and happiness #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 lae'zel #lae’zel