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incorrect-dnd-classes · 16 days ago
Sorcerer: I promised Paladin we wouldn’t do anything illegal!
Rogue: Why would you lie to them like that?!
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iwritetextsnottragedies · 9 months ago
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Dick to Jason: Tim has a very strange patchwork of knowledge.It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic.Watch.
Dick (louder): Hey Tim,who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Tim: Gutzon Borglum,then his son finished it.Why?
Dick: Now what state is it in?
Tim (scoffs): I don't know,Ecuador or something.
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incorrect-muppet-quotes · 7 months ago
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Kermit to Piggy: “Gonzo has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Here, watch.”
Kermit: “Hey Gonzo, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?”
Gonzo: “Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it, why?”
Kermit: “Now what state is it in?”
Gonzo *scoffs*: “I don’t know, Ecuador or something?”
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rwbybutincorrect · 15 days ago
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Ruby: I promised Weiss we wouldn’t do anything illegal!
Blake: Why would you lie to her like that?!
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incorrectfrogs · 13 days ago
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sprig: I promised Hop Pop we wouldn't do anything illegal!
anne: Why would you lie to him like that?!
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incorrectlumityquotes · 6 months ago
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King: Help me get into this vent.
Luz: Why? Also, you're kind of interrupting my date with Amity.
King: Going to a terrible dinner and a show with your classmate is not a date. It's a cry for help. Now shove me into this dirty air hole.
*Luz puts King in the vent*
Luz: And it is a date. It's date night.
King: *from inside the vent* You sicken me.
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Gisu: Couldn't we just take Raz to an abandoned house somewhere and tell him it's Mount Vernon?
Dion: Raz has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch.
Dion: Hey Raz, who sculptured Mount Rushmore?
Raz: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?
Dion: And what state is it in?
Raz: I don't know, Ecuador or something?!
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Joshua: Vernon has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch.
Joshua: *to Vernon* Hey, who sculpted Mt. Rushmore?
Vernon: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?
Joshua: Uh-huh. And what state is it in?
Vernon: Uh, I dunno, Ecuador or something?
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danvsbrainrot · 6 months ago
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months ago
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Dirk, to Jane: You'd be think he's flatout a numbskull, but Jake has a very strange patchwork of knowledge.
Dirk: It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic.
Dirk: Watch
Dirk: Hey Jake who sculpted mount Rushmore
Jake: Gutzom borglum, then his son finished it, why?
Dirk: And what state is it in?
Jake: Bullocks if I know? ecuador or something?
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justincorrectmarvel · 7 months ago
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Sarah: Sam, don't forget were having salad tonight
Sam: Bucky said we were having burgers
Sarah: If Bucky jumped off a cliff, would you?
Sam:
Sarah: ......Sam!
Sam: Well I- I mean it depends-!
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hitchell-mope · 7 months ago
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Alex (to Willie): Reggie has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Here, watch. Hey Reggie, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Reggie: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it, why?
Alex: Now what state is it in?
Reggie (scoffing): I don’t know, Ecuador or something?
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incorrect-muppet-quotes · 7 months ago
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Fozzie: “I promised Kermit we wouldn’t do anything illegal.”
Gonzo: “Why would you lie to your best friend like that???”
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sunnythecryptid · 7 months ago
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Eda: I promised Lilith we wouldn’t do anything illegal.
Luz: Why would you lie to your sister like that???
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incorrect-nanbaka-quotes · 7 months ago
Kiji: Hajime has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic.
Kiji, to Hajime: Hey, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Hajime: Gutzon Borglum, but his son finished it. Why?
Kiji: OK, what state is it in?
Hajime: I don't know, Ecuador or something.
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incorrectshantaequotes · 10 days ago
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Vera: If Zapple jumped off a cliff, would you?
[Lobster Siren, rather than answering, stares blankly into the distance]
Vera: LOBSTER GIRL!
Lobster Siren: ..?!/[What? Well, uh - I mean, it depends-]
Vera: Don't jump off a cliff!
Lobster Siren: .../[Well, I wasn't planning on it...]
Vera: But if Zapple did, you would?
[Lobster Siren starts blankly staring into the distance again]
Vera: LOBSTER GIRL!
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incorrectlumityquotes · 7 months ago
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Hooty: A visitor! Oh boy!
*Eda opens the door*
Extremely Attractive Supermodel: Hello, Eda the Owl Lady. I'm an extremely attractive supermodel.
Eda: I don't care who the emperor sends; I'm not paying taxes.
*slams the door*
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randomincorrectquotes10 · 6 months ago
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Kari: If Shark jumped off a cliff, would you?
Yuma: *stares into the distance with a blank expression*
Kari: YUMA!
Yuma: Well- er- I mean, it depends.
Kari: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Yuma: Well, I wasn't planning on it!
Kari: But if Shark did, you would!?
Yuma: *stares into the distance yet again*
Kari: YUMA!
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ohfuckohfucknoplease · 7 months ago
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Steven to Leo: Zapp has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Here, watch this.
Steven: Hey Zapp, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Zapp: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it, why?
Steven: Now what state is it in?
Zapp, scoffing: I dunno, Ecuador or somethin'?
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