#source: derry girls

[cod-dump]

Graves: Why's everyone so desperate for them to mix? I think we should keep them separate.

Price, watching Soap and Gaz terrorize some Shadows: I think we should keep them in cages.

#submission #source: derry girls #they have two bery different parenting styles #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #john price #incorrect quotes

[nanaonmars]

jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

#source: derry girls #batman #superbat #bruce wayne #does this count as irish jason? #maybe irish batman in general lmao #jason todd #clark kent #duke thomas #batfam #i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce #technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together #and it’s also consistent with the audio #jason and duke brother rights #idc what you guys say #also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good #derry girls

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Jiang Cheng: I said you could invite one friend.

Jin Ling: Jiujiu, they don’t come separately.

Lan Jingyi: Yeah, we’re pack animals!

#source: derry girls #source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #Jiang Cheng #Jin Ling #jin ling and his jiujiu #lan jingyi #mdzs juniors #Junior quartet

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: As some of you may know, I took a sabbatical last year.

Pietro: Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?

Steve: Pietro, please!

Pietro:

Steve: Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.

Pietro: [raises hand]

Y/N: Ok, I think we should just move on.

Bucky: The hairdresser certainly did.

#source: derry girls #pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff incorrect quotes #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #avengers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: I said you could bring one friend, Peter

Pete, gesturing to Steph, Grace, Richie, and Ruth: they don't come separately!

Ruth: yeah, we're pack animals, Ted!

#source: Derry girls #incorrect quotes #tgwdlm #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect starkid #incorrect tgwdlm #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die

[totallycorrectf1]

Charles: It's abuse. That's what it is, it's abuse. Does anybody have a phone I can borrow? I'm calling protective services. Pierre: You can't ring protective services every time Ferrari fucks up, Charles. Max: Yeah, you can't waste Seb's time like that.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #charles leclerc #max verstappen #pierre gasly #source: derry girls #sebastian vettel

[incorrecttwsted]

#twisted wonderland #twst #idia shroud #ruggie bucchi #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #incorrect twst #source: derry girls

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

#mr. poe #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #incorrect quotes #source: derry girls

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

#ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #peter parker #supremefamily #strangefamily #doctor dad #harley keener #source: derry girls

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: You like girls?

Robin: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.

#source: derry girls #incorrect quotes #stranger things #robin buckley #steve harrington #platonic stobin

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 2/?

#hotd incorrect quotes #alicent hightower #viserys targaryen #this was funnier in my head but i suffered too much trying to find this scene that i am posting it anyway #source: derry girls #whoever's idea it was to backlight alicent in this scene i am in your walls #*post

[cod-dump]

Soap, new to 141: So should we two bad bastards hook up or what, then?

Ghost: Wot

Soap: Would you be my field buddy please?

Ghost: ... Sure?

#submission #source: derry girls #very soap way to ask #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #ghostsoap #soapghost

[jasonpetertoddx]

[If Dick and Jason were the same age and in the same school together]

Dick: O my god. Jason. That better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my fucking diary to school!

Jason, casually flipping through it: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.

#source: derry girls #ah i love that show #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #richard grayson #incorrect batman quotes #batman #the red hood #batfamily

[moonah-rose]

Alison: It's sweet how supportive the other ghosts have been since you came out isn't it.

Captain: I have no idea what you mean.

-cut to the others outside holding pride flags-

Julian: Come meet the silver fox homo!

Robin: We not be silenced!

Kitty: My gay dad exists!

Thomas: I support gays! Even though I myself am not actually gay!

#incorrect bbc ghosts #source: derry girls #bbc ghosts #alison cooper #captain ghosts #julian fawcett #thomas thorne #kitty higham #robin the caveman

[violent138]

I envision these two having to explain to Bruce why the school called and said one of Damian's classmates was afraid for his life.

#My shitty irreverent snipping tool meets a genuinely phenomenal show #source: derry girls #Batman #Dc comics #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #Batfamily #Truly atrocious work here guys

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Max: I swear these gays all stick together

Pete: I'm not gay

Max: what's wrong with being gay? You are such a fucking homophobe

#source: derry girls #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #pete spankoffski