buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me
maddie:
maddie: that is not–
eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy
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Kate: Oh, I talked to Wanda today, and apparently, she and Vision might break up.
Y/N: Oh, how awful!
Kate: Y/N, you’re smiling.
Y/N: Am I? Hmm.
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Violet: Money can’t buy happiness.
Queen Charlotte: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
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Astarion: I feel like you get me, Wyll. And you know why?
Wyll: Hm?
Astarion: Because we’re both incredibly handsome.
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Qin: I never brag.
Alvitr: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.
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Leo: Here, I made breakfast.
Mikey: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out
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Yelena: I never brag.
Kate: You once called your face the proof of God's existence.
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Hangman: I never bragged.
Rooster: You once called your face "proof of God's existence".
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Bev: You’re saying I’m worthless?
Greta: No, I’m just saying you’re worth… less
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[2 September 1978]
George: oh, you don't know. I have a wife now.
John: really? whose?
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Nathan: I never bragged.
Karina: You once called your face proof of God's existence.
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albert: i never bragged.
mush: you once called your face "proof of god's existence".
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Peggy: Here, I made breakfast.
Natasha: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out.
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Aristotle: Money can't buy happiness.
Dutch: Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
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Astarion: I love therapy.
Tav, raising an eyebrow: Really?
Astarion: Yeah, it’s like a talk show where I’m the guest and the only topic is me.
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No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates.
Cassandra Kiramman
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