#source: dilbert

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Taiyang: I really like you, Raven. I'd say you're at least an eight.

Raven: You're a ten.

Taiyang: ...are we using the same scale?

Raven: Ten is the number of seconds it'd take to replace you.

(source: Dilbert)

#submission #rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: dilbert

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Let's do a post-mortem on our failed mission to see what we did wrong.

Damian: We allowed idiots to make decisions.

Bruce: You say that every time.

Damian: I haven't been wrong yet.

#submitted by athena5 #source: dilbert #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #submission

[rock-n-writing-archaeologist]

Skylar: Let's do a post-mortem on our failed mission to see what we did wrong

Chase: We allowed idiots to make decisions

Skylar: You say that every time

Chase: I haven't been wrong yet

#incorrect quotes #lab rats #incorrect lab rats #lab rats: elite force #lab rats elite force #lref #mighty med #chase davenport #skylar storm #source: dilbert

[weirdkev27]

Darryl: That’s ridiculous. I’ll bet you two dollars that it does not feel good to give.

Molly: You are on, my cynical friend.

Darryl: Okay to settle the question give me four dollars and tell me if it feels good.

Molly: That wouldn’t feel good.

Darryl: Okay then give me two dollars because you just lost the bet.

Molly: Did I just make a bet that would cost me two bucks whether I won or not?

Darryl: Yes but you also got to help someone more fortunate than yourself.

#Darryl mcgee #molly mcgee #the ghost and molly mcgee #incorrect the ghost and molly mcgee quotes #source: dilbert

[emmikay]

Mungojerrie: Well, there's no point in killing a dead horse.

Mistoffelees: You mean there's no point in beating a dead horse.

Mungojerrie: Why would anyone beat a dead horse?

Mistoffelees: Why would anyone kill a dead horse?

Rumpleteazer: Maybe it kicked ya.

Mistoffelees: It’s dead!

#cats the musical #mungojerrie #mister mistoffelees #rumpleteazer #mungojerrie and rumpleteazer #tw death mention #incorrect quotes #source: dilbert

[bobauthorman]

(Goombella visits Koops and Koopie Koo in Petalburg)

Koops: We’re going to have an egg!

Goombella: What are you hoping it will be?

Koops: Something round and white, about yea big.

#Incorrect Quotes #Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door #Source: Dilbert #Goombella #Koops #Koopie Koo #Gomba #Petalburg #Mario #Nintendo

[juminhandfs]

*That Bad Ending where you work for Jumin at Jaehee's route*:

MC: I'd like to kick off this new position in the traditional way -- badmouthing the assistant who worked on it before me.

MC: She's so slimy that slugs pour salt on HER! Her brain would rattle in a flea's skull!

MC:

MC: *turns to Jaehee* Oh, and I'll need your files.

Jaehee: *outraged* Fleas don't have skulls!

#mystic messenger #mysme #incorrect mysme quotes #source: Dilbert #jaehee kang #jaehee route

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Goat: What makes you qualified to be a reporter?

Rat: I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know.

#pearls before swine #incorrect pearls before swine quotes #incorrect quotes #rat #goat #source: dilbert

[incorrectavengersalliance]

#incorrect quotes #avengers alliance #maa #kingpin #source: dilbert #marvel

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: Well you know what they sthay, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade. Porky: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but i'm allergic to c-c-c-citrus. Daffy: Well you know what they sthay, when life gives you lemons, sthwell up and die.

#daffy duck #porky pig #source: dilbert

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: The total dehumanization of my job as Arthur's servant has rendered me invisible and it seems only you can see me. How can we fix this??

Gaius: You could wear a bag over your head around me.

Merlin:

Merlin: That's not what I meant!

Gaius: Well, it's not a perfect solution. I'd still be able to hear you.

#merlin #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #gaius #((source: dilbert)) #incorrect quote #incorrectmerlinquotes

[angellic-critique]

Honestly my biggest fear is to end up writing my characters the same way vivzie does, I feel like she doesn't even try on certain characters(female characters and literally any other that isn't her "uwu baby boi must be protected at all costs" characters like stolas, angel dust). Like imagine completely missing the point of your own character/srs

to everyone pre-release worries and anxieties just as much as I have-- Please take this time to read or explore different interests of books or authors of subjects and genres you like ! In the era of internet where the golden age of information is rusting into brainrot, the less time online anymore the better. I've been taking javascript/python tutorials for myself attempting to make a dating simulator for literal years at this point and its bounced around to the point of where I branched off to develop my own murder mystery 2-d sidescroller !

I wish for this to be a farewell letter to the crushed hopes and dreams I had for the original hazbin pilot and crew has moved on to other things whereas viv attempted to spitefully keep a story she clearly doesn't have any passion over- it is very evident over her lack of care for her own characters purely for the monetary gains of attempting and sadly wriggling her way into industry the way she did is so abhorrent to the world of genuine art and animation I grew up with.

Has Vivzie ever read a Felix the Cat comic strip or Dilbert even Hägar The Horrible? Does she even know about the history and strive of depth that animation has been at for hundreds of years? Does she even like comics, clearly not if she doesn't even have the patience to write her own and horribly rush whichever story she's interested in that day. I've never seen a careless writer be this selfishly unashamed to write literal garbage and surface level 'intrigue' of design and then falling flat face first at EVERY step. Hope she becomes as unbearable of a director as John K. is because honestly even though I'm cringing making that comparison, it's pretty fair in my book considering the outright ABUSE she has always trying to talk or hoard artists into her 'pet project' I recommend above anything else to watch Dan Stamanolous' 'Moral Orel' if you want an actually funny dark comedy or Christy Karacas' fast paced dark horror comic-come-to-life Superjail! for good animattion that doesn't belittle its audience... *[Trigger Warnings for Adult Swim-esque outdated 2007 humor and light transphobia, read for your own triggers if you dont want to though, please!]

The fact that Stollitz is written so flimsily like a wattpad fanficiton of tropes rolled into one is astounding to me, I used to like the dynamic pre-season 2 as I've mentioned on here and @tired-hellowl so I really don't want to get a headache going into how I USED to like it-Realizing the problematic consent issues all of STOLASS is, I physically cannot watch another Helluva or Hazbin promo anymore without rolling my eyes into the back of my head.

To the anons and people who used to also enjoy vivs work, there are other artists and there are other stories to tell. If you wish to be inspired from Dante's Inferno/Hell or WESTERN CHRISTIAN BASED RELIGION keep in mind what source material you're doing because I don't even think vivzie has picked up the bible once in her life.... And I say this as a drifter in the world who believes in reincarnation I don't really vibe with the athiest stereotypes however, I don't believe in most religion but more power to people that do get hope and love from their teachings and cultures.

She entirely missed the mark for several years, nearly a decade. Viv has had time and time again chance and opportunity to give a chance of storytelling with demons and what does she do? Adult Cartoon that has the demons scream 'FUCK SHIT DAMNIT DAMNIT LOOK IM SO HORNY AND SILLY AND WACKY WOAHH THE SCREEN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING YOU CAN NEVER HAVE A SECOND TO BREATH IN ANY AMOUNT OF WORLBUILDING OR SETTING BECAUSE FUCK. YOU.'--

I have said this time and time again- there is no substance or worth about Helluva Bosses or Hazbins writing, even without the show not being released because Amazon seems ashamed about it, I know it'll be a shitshow.

Honestly at this point I agree with the redesign community, take any character you used to like and rewrite them until it's unrecognizable from the original source material, let those fuckers in space fight alien pirates or hell take them out of the heaven and hell trope and just flip it on it's head entirely out of earth or wherever you want to set your story! I'm personally redesigning angel to be a slight aid to my addiction help via rewriting him into my murder mystery heheh while keeping the sexual abuse and recovery in mind because woah that shit happened to me too man !!!

I wish the best to any future writers, animators, programmers, lovers of animation or art, you can do what you put your mind and hands to! Spread more positivity and love then hate in this world please guys, this'll be the last time I pop in I promise I'm trying to get a better job and hopefully get accepted in a community college that i've been on the fence over trying to do more online coding ! The sky is the limit!<3

#anti vivziepop #trash askbox #helluva critical #i dont want to be mean in the tags and overtag like i usually do #however #vivziepop critical #please stop supporting spindlehorse #please stop supporting vivziepop #anti helluva boss #genuine art criticism #genuine art tip box #<3 signing off #!!! <3 #my.silley.art

[superman-the-secret-third-thing]

I love when Lois is drawn with care to be as pretty as possible- while clark looks like fucking Dilbert

Source: Action Comics #99 (1946)

#dc comics #superman #comics #dc universe #dcu #clark kent #detective comics #lois lane

[frenchcurious]

Ford Mustang History. - source Dilbert Udani.

#ford mustang

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: Ah- am I late?

Skimbleshanks: Right on time!

Rum Tum Tugger: Oh, in that case, there’s something I need to do.

Rum Tum Tugger: (leaves)

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #skimbleshanks #incorrect quotes #source: dilbert

[bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls]

This… Is BGNN

Things you might want to know, for Feb 25, 2023:

Joe Exotic: Refusing Cancer Treatment, Planning to Die In Prison, Sources Say — Joe’s whole life has walked the line between hilariously ridiculous and pathetically sad, so I don’t expect his death to be any more graceful or quiet.

I invited strangers into my home to try a VR treadmill. I survived, and they absolutely loved it — Of course they loved it… if everyone had thousands to spend and gigantic play spaces, VR would be a mainstream thing right now.

Every new movie you can watch at home this weekend — More importantly, on Saturday night, there’s a livestream on Telegram you might enjoy…

Amazon Has a Donkey Meat Problem — The headline alone deserved a link.

Scientists find evidence of a new layer at the Earth's inner core

Mammoth is a new free Mastodon client for iOS and macOS — This is an odd one… in order to smooth the onboarding, the developer seems to be running their own Mastodon server. Which, okay, that’s a solution… but I don’t see it being viable for very long.

Newsrooms Drop ‘Dilbert’ Cartoonist Scott Adams After Racist Comments Made on Livestream — Scott Adams was never particularly funny, and as he has descended into the incoherent nastiness of his dotage, he’s escalated to Full-On Scumbag. Your day is done, Dilbert.

#news