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SkekMal: [pulls out a knife]
Rian, tied up and hanging from a tree branch: Oh no!
SkekMal: [opens a present with it]
Rian: Phew.
SkekMal: [pulls a bigger knife out of the box]
Rian: Oh no!!
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Beau: Why are you on the floor?
Caleb: I’m depressed.
Caleb: Also I was stabbed, can you get Caduceus, please?
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Frank, about Ava: Should I seduce her?
Dean: How would that help the situation in any way?
Frank: I don't know. I just want to see if I could do it.
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Barbara, opening the door to Henry's room: Hey, so I need to ask yo- HOLY SHIT!
Henry, surrounded by lamps and candles: What?
Barbara: It's never been this bright in here! Why are there so many lights?
Henry, staring Barbara straight in the eyes: I'm summoning the Mothman.
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Bette: I love knitting needles.
Bette: I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens-
Leslie: ...What was that middle part?
Bette: I can make a hat :)
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James, standing on the kitchen counter: VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!
Bette: What is he resisting again?
Jean: I don't know, but I'm on his team.
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Moira: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Anton: How did you get in my house?!?!
Moira: Exactly.
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