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marvelous-whovian · a day ago
Peter (Parker): [on an alien ship; talking softly]  There's a door.
Tony: [talking just as soft]  There should be a switch on the side.
Peter: Yeah, there is. But it's an alien switch; you need three fingers.
Tony: You've got three fingers.
Peter: Oh, yeah.
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Roman: Still don't understand why you're in charge.
Logan: Basically, it's the necktie.
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the-black-bulls · 9 hours ago
Noelle: Excuse me, I'm up here being terribly clever and there's nobody to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
Liebe, to Asta: Don't you just want to slap her sometimes?
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morganadeservedbetter · 6 months ago
Merlin: okay. I'm going to fight morgana.
Arthur: you're not armed.
Merlin: I am.
Arthur: with what?
Merlin: overconfidence, and spells that whoosh people to the floor.
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Samara:  Do you trust this "Commander Shepard?"
Garrus:  I absolutely trust them.
Samara:  I see.  So they're not some kind of madman, then?
Garrus: I absolutely trust them.
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rwbybutincorrect · a month ago
Ruby: Don’t be so pessimistic. It’ll affect team morale.
Weiss: What? And getting us blown up won’t?
Ruby: Only very, very briefly.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 12 days ago
Fighter: Don’t worry, we’re perfectly safe.
Cleric: Yes, a phrase I find is usually followed by a lot of screaming and running and bleeding.
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erica: why do i keep you around?
boyd: because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own
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black-coffee-beats · a month ago
Y/N: Sofa movie after?
Five: What, so you can fall asleep halfway through?
Y/N: I do not do that.
Y/N: *asleep on the couch with the TV on and Five standing beside her*
Five, affectionately: Idiot.
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Logan: Guys, shhhh. Do you know what that sound is?
The Sides: What is it?
Logan: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.
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marvelous-whovian · a day ago
Loki: I just want a mate
Sylvie: You just want TO mate?!
Loki: I just want A mate!
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Virgil: You knew this was dangerous!
Roman: I didn't know
I certainly hoped...
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lesbian-deadpool · 5 months ago
Loki: Why do I keep you around?
Thor: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.
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Sasha: Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink.
Raz: What's that?
Sasha: No idea, just made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door".
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Paragon Shepard: Winning?  Is that what you think this is about?  I'm not trying to win.  I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone or because I hate someone or because I want to blame someone.  It's not because it's fun.  God knows it's not because it's easy.  It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does!  I do what I do because it's RIGHT!  Because it's DECENT!  And above all... it's kind.  It's just that... Just... kind.
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rwbybutincorrect · 20 days ago
Klein: Master Whitley says thank you for popping by. He'd love to have a chat but he's up to his eyes in homework. Perhaps if you could come by next week–
Weiss: He's climbing out of the window, isn't he?
Klein: Yes, he is.
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multifandomnonsense · 6 months ago
Finn: You’re not gonna make the world any better by shouting at it
Poe: I can try
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