Black Heron: They called me “mad”! “Insane”! “WENDELL”! They barred me from the universities till I had no choice but to be here and conduct my research!! WELL! WHO’S CRAZY NOW, HMMMM!?! WHO’S MAD NOW, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!
Scrooge: {looks to Beakley as he gestures at Black Heron with the cuckoo twirl}
Black Heron: I SAW THAT!
Scrooge: What?
Black Heron: THAT! You think I got a clock in my head, DON’T YOU!?!
Scrooge & Beakley: Ooooooooooo
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Professor Membrane: You spend far too much time obsessing over the paranormal. It's not healthy.
Dib: It's my life.
Professor Membrane: That's so very, very sad!
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Iida: You spend far too much time with your machines. It’s not healthy.
Hatsume: They’re my life.
Iida: That’s so very, very sad.
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Holly Lingerbean: Ha, I KNEW it!
[A caption appears directly below Holly reading "NO SHE DIDN'T"]
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Granmamare: You spend far too much time working on those elixirs. It's not healthy.
Fujimoto: It's my life.
Granmamare: That's so very, very sad.
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Daffy: Oh I'm his uh.. (thinking) WHAT SHOULD I SthAY! I CANT THINK! SHE'LL NEVER BUY IT! CRUD! CRUD! (out loud) I'm his insuranthce agent.
Granny: Insurance agent? But he's only 17.
Daffy: (thinking) CRUD! I BLEW IT! I BLEW IT!! (out loud) Oh no, I meant his driving inthstructor. It's time for his lethson.
Granny: On Christmas Day?
Daffy: He's a very bad driver.
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Good heavens! It's Lord Zedd! He's become a real bleeding-heart liberal!
Alpha 6 after the Yuppie Wave, Power Rangers in Space
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Sarah: You'll never get away with this, Petey!
Petey: Get away with what? I literally just escaped from jail.
Sarah:
Sarah: Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My bad.
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Grizz: Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!
Agent Trout: You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.
Grizz: I know! Dumb!
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Makini: Hey Rafiki, how come you never got married?
Rafiki: Because I like meat too much.
Makimi: You could be married and still eat a lot of meat.
Rafiki: …
Rafiki: I didn’t know that…
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Chibiusa: Are there any pizza rolls left?
Ikuko: Usagi ate them all.
Shingo: All twenty-four.
Usagi: I was peckish.
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Cindy: Are there any pizza rolls left?
Virginia: Heffer ate them all.
Peter: All twenty-four.
Heffer: I was peckish.
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Zim: I KNEW it!
Caption: NO HE DIDN'T.
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Freakazoid: You seem to forget how mighty I am!
Freakazoid: *immediately slips and painfully falls down a set of stairs*
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Grow a Pair by Ke$ha is just me @ nagito
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Tombo, riding a gondola lift: It's just like at Disneyland!
Kiki: Not anymore, I'm afraid.
Tombo: What?
Kiki: At Disneyland. The sky buckets, they're gone. And that ride where they shrink you down tiny, also gone.
Tombo: Oh, no. Well, at least they still have those little motorboats!
Kiki: (*looks away while biting her lip*)
Tombo: NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE BOATS!!!
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