#source: fresh prince of bel air

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Damian have you seen my keys?

Tim: Excuse me what did you just call me?

Bruce: I called you Tim.

Tim: No you didn’t, you called me Damian. I’m not Damian, okay. I don’t look like Damian, I don’t act like Damian, and most importantly I don’t look like Damian.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: fresh prince of bel air

[fandomnerd9602]

Tommy: dad how do I attract a girl?

Y/N: I’m gonna show you the technique I used to attract your mother. First you take her hand and you pet it. You look her in the eye and let out a little deep purr

Y/N demonstrates as Wanda walks by

Wanda: oh detka! Our first date

Y/N smiles only for Wanda to smack them on the back…

Wanda: you were lucky you got a second one

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #the scarlet witch #scarlet witch #source: fresh Prince of bel air

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: Hey, Shiho-chan. Who's more mature? Me or Shinichi?

Shiho: It's a tie.

Kaito: Really?

Shiho: Yes. You both lose.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: fresh prince of bel air

[petitprincess1]

[Wanting to learn about Lu and Lili's split]

Alastor: I think I know what to do. This calls for tough love. We have to bait him, attack him, until he defends himself. It is only then when he'll start feeling better.

Charlie: Ugh....I don't know, Al.

Alastor: Just follow my lead.

[Vaggie, Al, and Charlie approach Lucifer, who's eating an apple]

Alastor: Your majesty, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Charlie: How could you do such a thing!

Vaggie: Hope you never get mad at me.

Lucifer: *abruptly stands and stares them down*

Lucifer, starts sobbing: Why are you all screaming at me!! I was just minding my damn business eating some fruit! *creates a giant duck plush to lie on and hug*

Charlie and Vaggie: *stare at Al*

Alastor, shrugging: ....Well, there are rare times that I'm wrong.

#source: fresh prince of bel air #hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #vaggie #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #chat post

[spn-lesbian]

Dean, on the phone: that'll be a larger pepperoni with extra cheese. Right. I love you

Cas: *confused head tilt*

Dean: that makes them bring it faster

#source: fresh prince of bel air #i think? #spn #incorrect spn quotes #castiel #dean winchester #destiel #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes #incorrect destiel #deancas #dean x castiel

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate, on the phone: That’ll be a larger pepperoni with extra cheese. Right. I love you.

Clint: [stares at Kate confused]

Kate: Oh, that makes them bring it faster.

#source: fresh prince of bel air #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[justamegafan]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #18

Dragonia Family Special

Y/N is pregnant with Malleus’s child and is going to give birth soon, with her Siblings and Malleus’s retainers helping her get to the Doctors

Y/N (Coming down the stairs in pain): Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AAH! (Rips off the wooden railing)

Silver (Rushing in): Y/N, are you alright?

Y/N (In pain): Mph!

Silver: Of course you’re not alright. You’re having a baby (Panicking) I think I’m going to be sick

Y/N: Silver, sweetie come here. (Hugs Silver) Having a baby is very special (In pain) Oh, here comes another contraction! (Gripping Silver’s hand)

Silver (Falls to the floor in pain clutching his broken hand):

Y/N (Sighs): We’ll, that wasn’t so bad (Looks to see Silver on the floor) Silver, sweetheart, don’t be so dramatic

Silver (Gets up): My hand. Ah.

Sebek (Barges in panicking): ALRIGHT! EVERYTHING’S FINE! LET’S GO! LET’S GO, HUMAN! EVERYTHING’S FINE, EVERYTHING’S FINE! A-ALRIGHT… HUMAN *Yuuken* GO BOIL SOME WATER! OTHER HUMAN *Yuuka* YOU GO GET SOME BLANKETS! AND OTHER HUMAN *Yuu* YOU C-CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!!

Y/N (Stops Sebek): Sebek, honey, what are you talking about?

Sebek: I WISH TO THE GREAT SEVEN I KNEW, HUMAN! (Sits on the couch freaking out since he was never taught how to handle labor)

Yuuken: Y/N, I think what Sebek is referring to is-

Y/N (Grabs both Yuuken and Yuuka’s Hands) Aah!

Yuuken and Yuuka (Both scream in pain and fall to the floor in agony as they yanked their now broken hands out of Y/N’s grip):

Y/N: Oh! Oh! Oh my Seven. Oh, the pains are getting closer (Sighs) Yuuken, Yuuka, get up off the floor, what’s the matter with everyone?

Yuuka (To Yuu): My hand!

Y/N (Getting annoyed) What is wrong with everybody? (Furious) Lilia! Malleus! GET YOUR FAE ASSES IN HERE AND LET’S GO!!!

Yuu (Runs to Y/N): Hey Y/N, I wanna go too!

Y/N: Oh thank you sweetheart. You know I could really use somebody to hold my hand

Yuu (Jolts their hand out of Y/N’s grasp and runs):

Lilia has been around long enough and is trying to prepare Malleus for the difficulties of pregnancy, oh, and also the baby too…

#twisted wonderland incorrect quote #Twst Y/N #Twst Silver #Twst Sebek #Twst Yuuken #Twst Yuuka #Twst Yuu #Twst Lilia #Twst Malleus #Pregnant Y/N #Y/N is scary #source: fresh prince of bel air #I’ve been watching this show on LOOP

[incorrect-malfoys]

Rodolphus: Hey, Narcissa. Who's more mature? Me or Bellatrix?

Narcissa: It's a tie

Rodolphus: Really?

Narcissa: Yes

Narcissa: You both lose

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #rodolphus lestrange #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #source: fresh prince of bel air #HP Fandom

[the-black-bulls]

Charmy: Rill-la, who are those flowers for?

Rill: [glances at them and back at her] For you of course!

Charmy: Really?

Rill, nodding and blushing: And, uuuuh, as the card says, I’m looking forward to dinner tonight with the most beautiful woman in the world!

Charmy: Aw, Rill! You little sneak! [pinches his cheek] I’m gonna go freshen up, laaaaa~

Rill: Hehe, I love you too.

[Charmy left the room]

Luck: [takes the card and glances at it] Ooh, yeah, Captain Yami sent these flowers, right? They're for the blonde captain.

Rill: Not anymore.

[later]

Yami: And so, because I'm very sure you idiots will screw things up for me, I sent Rill with the flowers.

Luck: Oh captain do I have news for you.

#black clover #charmy pappitson #rill boismortier #luck voltia #yami sukehiro #black clover incorrect quotes #source: fresh prince of bel air #charmy #rill #charmy x rill #luck #yami #yami x charlotte #the black bulls #100

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Carol: (coldly) Hello, boys.

Tim: Hey, Carol. Is Bart here?

Carol: He doesn't want to talk to you guys.

Conner: How upset was he when he got home?

Carol: Well, he did something last night I've never seen him do before.

Conner: What, sit still for more than three seconds?

Tim & Conner: (laugh)

Carol: It's a little more serious than that. Before he got home, I ordered a double order of fried rice, an extra-large pizza, and a jumbo-sized bucket of boneless wings.

Tim: So?

Carol: (opens the fridge)

Tim & Conner: (shocked)

Conner: OH, MY GOD! IT'S ALL STILL THERE!

Carol: (nodding)

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #impulse #bart allen #robin #tim drake #superboy #conner kent #carol bucklen #bart x carol #carol x bart #source: fresh prince of bel air

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Mikey: *introducing Emma* This is my sister, Emma. She knows we couldn't afford new clothes so she just doesn't grow.

#Tokyo revengers #manjiro sano #emma sano #sano siblings #source: fresh prince of bel air

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: I could never fall for a pick up line

Y/N: wanna bet?

Wanda: alright hot shot, try it

Y/N kneels before her…

Y/N: Wanda my life is but a mirror whisper before you came into it. Call it fate or luck I feel like I cannot go one more day without telling you how deeply you affected the very core of my being 

Wanda: oh baby!!

Wanda tackles them to the ground…

Natasha: I think Y/N won the bet

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #the scarlet witch #scarlet witch #source: fresh Prince of bel air

[ssj2hindudude]

The Fresh Prince of Naga-loka

Now, this is a story of someone great

Of an epic, royal, cool half-snake

And I'll dive right in

You're gonna get soaked

I'll tell you how I became the prince of the land of Naga-loka

Aiden: Rudy, what are you doing? This is so cringe!

Aru: I know right? XD Brynne, whatever you do, don't stop the beat!

*Brynne the DJ gives a thumbs up*

In the Underwater Kingdom born and raised

The Coral Garden's where I spent most of my days

Livin in luxury, swimmin in mah pool

And making mah music with mah magic jewels

When a couple of nags who just had a bad week

Started calling me a colorblind freak

I got in one little fight and my dad took a stern tone

He said, "You're movin' with your Grandpa 'til you're ready for the throne"

I begged and pleaded with him to let me stay

But mom packed my bags and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my shades

Then dad said, "You're gonna make a fine ruler someday"

Aiden: Ok, I'll admit, that part was pretty sad.

Aru: Yeah, ngl, his childhood was pretty rough for a rich kid

Meeting Gramps, yo this is bad

Burns and scars all over like a nuclear blast

Is this what the people of Naga-loka living like?

This just gave me one thought, YIKES

But wait, I hear they're judgy, snobs, all that

Is this the type of place to just give me the welcome mat?

No idea

I'll just go for broke

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Naga-loka

Aiden: I had no idea he was this scared when he first-

Aru: Shh, Wifey I think this is where we come in!

One day, in the library, I heard someone shout

There was a chick dressed like Spidey fighting gramps with a pout

I knew I just got here, but gramps was a jerk

And was that the chick who kissed a pole when I winked with a smirk?!?

I threw a bhangra rock, didn't even think

Without a clue of the adventures I was gonna head in

I even got to move in with my emo cuzzy

And now I've got a queen out here making me feel fuzzy

Aiden: Is Mini wearing a crown made of black snakes?

Nikita: They custom-ordered it. Took me forever to find enough obsidian, but it was worth it.

Aru: Shh, big finish!

I pulled up to the war with an army of snakes

And I yelled to the Sleeper, "Yo holmes, smell ya late"

Now look at my kingdom

This ain't no joke

To sit on my throne as the prince of Naga-loka

Aiden: Now we just have to wait for him to go on stage and smack someone in the face.

Aru: Only if they insult Mini first

#aru shah #the pandava quintet #the potatoes #aru shah headcanon #aru shah incorrect quotes #aru shah headcanons #mini x rudy #prince rudra of naga loka #rudy x mini #prince rudy of naga loka #source: fresh prince of bel air

[incorrectclonewars]

In an alternative universe...

Maul: Can I help you?

Ahsoka: Are you Darth Maul?

Maul: Yes, I am. And you must be the woman of my dreams. 

Ahsoka: [handcuffs Maul] 

Maul: You are! Oo

#incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #incorrect star wars rebels #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #darth maul #ahsoka tano #maulsoka #source: fresh prince of bel air #maul is kinky ya'll

[theotherbackgrounder]

The boys going out picking out carriages.

Dexter having lousy taste picking one.

Humphrey: Dex, what are the girls going to say when they see you ride by?

Dexter: “Why there goes a thrifty, level headed young man"

Sparrow: yeah, right before they say “and I'll never have sex with him"

#source: fresh prince of bel air #ever after high #dexter charming #humphrey dumpty #sparrow hood

[justamegafan]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #14

The Yuu Family

Yuu reveals they’re being bullied, so Yuuken, Yuuka and Y/N are telling them what they know on how to deal with a Bully…

Yuuken: What’s going on?

Yuu: A Savannaclaw Student’s been beating me up, so Yuuka’s gonna show me how to fight him after school tomorrow!

Yuuken: You should be ashamed of yourself, Yuuka. Violence only begets violence. Now, that is not the way to deal with a bully. Now, I have found that as long as you let the parental figure know, the bullying will stop

Yuuka (Shaking her head in disappointment and annoyance):

Yuu: I have been, and he still wants to beat me up! Crowley doesn’t do shit!

Yuuka: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s why they have to learn how to defend themself. Put your hands up!

Yuuken: Not so. You and this guy must find some common ground. Remember, “We must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate.” John F. Kennedy

Y/N (Joins in): But never forget, “Mama Said Knock You Out.” LL Cool J! (High fives Yuuka)

Yuuken: So, Yuu, do you believe that violence is wrong?

Yuuka: Yuu, do you believe it’s wrong to be this pathetic little wimp?

Yuu: Yes

Yuuken: Ahem.

Yuu: Well, n-no. Uh, oh, I don’t know! Can I be alone now??

Yuuken: Well, Yuu, no matter whatever happens tomorrow just know that I believe in you.

Yuuka: And Yuu, whatever happens tomorrow, know that I believe Yuuken is adopted

Yuuken (Smacks Yuuka’s shoulder):

Yuuka: Why don’t you mind your business sometimes, man? Every time I turn my head…

I see Yuuken and Yuuka, despite handling problems differently will absolutely work together once they find out one of their siblings in trouble. And may the Great 7 have mercy on them, because they sure as hell don’t have any…

#twisted wonderland incorrect quote #twst yuuka #twst yuuken #twst yuu #Out of the siblings Yuu is the most sane #While Yuuken is the rationale big brother who prefers to handle problems without violence #He 110% absolutely would fistfight the Great Seven in the Walmart Parking Lot if they ever insulted or harmed his Family #Yuuka is the more crazier one of the pair #She would fistfight AS the first warning #Y/N just wings it and accepts the situation #source: fresh prince of bel air #In the end that Savannaclaw Student is leaving in a body bag #I’m not sorry