Tyrian: What’s the matter Emerald?

Mercury: I’m just upset on how I left things with Em.

Tyrian: Don’t be so hard on yourself. If someone I was in love with was-

Mercury: In love with? I’m not in love with Emerald!

Oscar: Oh… good.

Mercury: I’m not in love with her. I like Emerald as much as the next girl. I mean clearly I have some feelings for her but feelings don’t mean love. Do I still have loving feelings for Emerald? Yeah. I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that I’m IN love with her. I have sexual feelings for her. I do love her. [gasps] Oh my God, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME.

Hilda: I brought reinforcements

Claude: You brought teach?

Hilda: No, but I brought the next best thing!

Lorenz: Hello

Claude: Lorenz? You brought Lorenz? The next best thing would have been Lysithea!

Lorenz: Normally, I’d be offended, but she’s freakishly strong

HYYH Jimin: [crying]

HYYH Yoongi: I’m not great at emotional advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Shinomiya: hello, people who do not live here

Souma: hey

Megumi: hello!

Shinomiya: I gave you that key for emergencies

Souma: we were out of Doritos!

Scott: Honey, we are so meant to be. Look, we both have copies of Annie soundtrack?

Hope: Honey? Both yours.

Luz: Do I like Amity. Yes. Do I have feelings for Amity. I mean of course. Do I see us one day getting married and I’m-…. Oh my god! I’m in love with Amity!!! Why didn’t you tell me!

Eda: We thought you knew!

HUGO: I’m sorry for being such a jerk.

VARIAN: Hm what?

HUGO: I’m sorry for being such a jerk.

VARIAN: Oh, I know, I just wanted to hear you say it twice. :)

HUGO: mother-

[planning a surprise party for Remus]

Remus: [opening the door]

Sirius: [running over and pushing the door closed, keeping him out] No! No! You can’t come in here! ..Prongs is naked!

James: [whispering] what?

Sirius: Well I couldn’t tell him I was naked-he’s allowed to see me naked-

James: Why does anyone have to be naked?

*Daniel telling Lewis and Seb about Max kissing him*

Daniel: Max kissed me.

Lewis: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Daniel: It was unbelievable!

Lewis: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Seb: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Lewis, get the wine and unplug the phone. Daniel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Daniel: Oh, it ended very well.

Seb: Oh.

Lewis [getting the wine]: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.

Seb: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Daniel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Seb: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Daniel: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Sewis: Ohhhh.

*Max telling the Twitch Quarteto he kissed Daniel while eating pizza*

Max: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Charles: Tongue?

Max: Yeah.

Lando: Cool.

Michael, comforting Eleanor: Aww, Mikey.

Eleanor:

Eleanor: Buddy, that’s your name.

Michael: That’s short for Michael? I just thought it’s what people called each other!

Tahani: Wow, Michael, you really stood up to those demons!

Michael: I know, right? Now who’s the pushover!

Eleanor: Dude, you’re in my seat.

Michael, gets up: Sorry!

Andromeda and Sirius:

[getting their nails done together]

Sirius: We haven’t all been together, you know the four of us..in such a long time

Remus:

James: Uh Pads-Wormtail isn’t here..

Sirius: [sighing] dammit

Regulus: [at Rodolphus and Bellatrix’s wedding] I’m so happy for them

Sirius: Really?

Regulus: [sipping his coffee] no

Levi: Eren? That’s a great name.

Eren: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

Catra: I never had anything to really worry about. Adora was never all that good at flirting.

Adora: Worked on you.

Catra: Oh! You know what you’re right. We met, you flirted, then bam! 15 years later you had me!