Bruce talking about the Batfamily: Come on. We’re a team. We’re in this together.

Alfred: I fear CPS will see it the same way.

Raph: Yeah, Mikey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate-

April, to Mikey: You wouldn’t let him have one grape?!

Raph: Oh no, not me. Chompy.

April: *stares at Mikey in shock*

Mikey: MIKEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!!

Erica: I brought reinforcements.

Derek: You brought Scott?

Erica: Um...no, but I brought the next best thing.

Stiles: Hey.

Derek: Stiles? You brought Stiles? The next best thing would have been Allison.

Stiles: Normally I’d be offended, but Allison is freakishly strong.

*sirius and james setting up a voicemail*

Sirius: Ready?

James: yeah

Sirius: “Hi.”

James: “It’s”

Sirius: “Sirius”

James: “and”

Sirius: “James’”

James: “please”

Sirius: “leave”

James: “leave”

Sirius:

Sirius: I- I just said leave

James: Yeah i know because you have all the good words. I have “it’s” and oh “a”, ugh forget it

Sirius: Tahts so silly

James: alright then let’s switch

Sirius: No i have all the good words

James:

Sirius: Ok fine fine we can switch

James: “Hi”

Sirius: “everybody”

James: “it’s”

Sirius: “sirius”

James: “and”

Sirius: “james’”

James: “please” -wait. How did you do that!?

Sirius: Whatt??

James: oh you’re no ordinary roommate are you

Sirius:

James: Oh this will be fun

Rapunzel: Oh Els, it’s okay! I’d be sad too if the guy I’m in love with spent half the year bringing winter to other countries.

Elsa: But I’m not in love with Jack.

Rapunzel: Oh. No. No. Yeah, me neither. *winks*

Elsa: Raps, I simply miss him because he is a dear friend, not because I’m in love with him.

Elsa: I like Jack just as much as any man, I don’t have feelings for him.

Elsa: Well, I do have ‘feelings’ for him, but they’re strictly platonic. It’s no such thing as love.

Elsa: Although, I suppose that depends on one’s definition of love. I love you, I love Anna and I might love Jack, but I’m not in love with him. I might have the occasional thought, an innocent “what if”, but I do love- 

Elsa:

Elsa: Holy shit, I’m in love with Jack! 

Elsa: Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?!

Rapunzel: We thought you knew!

Elsa: WE!?

James: come on let's get going ! We got things to do !

Regulus: I'm wearing two belts

James:

Bruce: Where is Tim?

Jason: He ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

Zemo definitely saw Sharon take on Bucky in Civil War.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 6/? | inspired by

Alexei: *Showing Y/N baby pictures of Natasha and Yelena*

Y/N, picking up a picture: Aw look at baby Yelena with blue hair.

Natasha, taking a closer look at the picture: That would be me.

Yelena: Yeah, she’s gayer than me.

Bruce: What is all this?

Bruce, reading: "The official rulebook of Fireball".

Jason: Yeah, that's the game we were playing.

Roy, carrying a fire extinguisher with oven mitts: Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluid—

Roy: *puts out flames*

Bruce: This is helping to solve the case? I thought you wanted to be a vigilante, not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!

Jason: You're right, you're right. I'll get back to work.

[later]

Bruce, looking at finished case file: This took you all day?

Jason: No no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new... Ultimate Fireball!

Jason: *takes out a bowling ball and propane torch*

Sirius: *sobbing* LILY IS TAKING YOU AWAY FROM ME

James: What? Is this why you’ve been upset? Pads-

Sirius: She’s taking you away *crying*

James: Pads. No one could ever- *holding back a sob* take you away from me

Sirius: *sobbing*

James: *sobbing*

Sirius: *wrapping his arms around James*

James: DAMMIT I LOVE YOU

Sirius: I LOVE YOU TOO

Sokka to Katara: We had our first fight.

Katara taking out her earbuds: Oh no! What did you fight about?

Zuko to Azula: We had our first fight.

Azula putting in her earbuds: Oh no! What did you fight about?

Donnie: Girls don’t like it when I start talking about science.

Raph: That’s not specific to girls.

Riza, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Havoc: Hey.

Breda: Hi.

Fuery: Hi- hi.

Falman: Hello.

Roy, standing behind her: I gave you the key to our place for emergencies only.

Breda: I was out of Doritos.

Sirius when he found out James and Regulus are dating:

Sokka: So Zuko kissed me.

Katara: Nooo!

Aang: Oh my spirits oh my spirits oh my spirits!

Sokka: It's unbelievable.

Aang: Oh my spirits oh my spirits oh my spirits!

Katara: Ok, alright, we wanna hear everything. Aang, get the teapot and shut Momo up. Sokka, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Sokka: Oh, it ended very well ;)

Aang, running back with the tea: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Katara, after Aang has settled down: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y'know, "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Sokka: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then...oh spirits, and then we just sorta sunk into it...

Katara: Ohhhh, so, ok, was he like holding you or were his hands like, on your back?

Sokka: Nah, actually first they started out on my waist... and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair...

Katara & Aang: Oooh...

Meanwhile...

Zuko: And then I kissed him.

Toph: Tongue?

Zuko: Yeah.

Toph: Cool.

Barista: Do you want anything?

Sherlock: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the man I love on Valentine's Day. And I want him to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen.

Barista: We have red bagels

Sherlock: ... okay

Loki: I brought reinforcements.

Mobius: You brought Slyvie?

Loki: Um... no, but I brought the the next best thing.

President Loki: Hey.

Mobius: President Loki? You brought President Loki? The next best thing would have been Kid Loki!

President Loki: Normally I’d be offended, but Kid Loki is freakishly strong.

Hannibal: We did it 298 times!

Will: You kept count? You’re such a loser.

Hannibal: A loser you had sex with 298 times!

Yelena, on a scooter: Can I ride this outside?

Natasha: Whatever, okay? I'm not your mother.

Yelena: *Runs outside*

Natasha: NOT IN THE STREET!