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JJ: I kissed Emily

Reid: oh my god

Morgan: are you serious?

JJ: is there anyway, anyway, you think Will will understand this?

Penelope: you obviously haven’t screwed over many of your friends

Penelope: which we all appreciate

#criminal minds, #criminal minds gone wrong, #incorrect criminal minds quotes, #jennifer jareau, #spencer reid, #derek morgan, #Penelope garcia, #emily prentiss, #will lamontagne jr, #jemily, #source: friends

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You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Tucker

#incorrect quotes, #red vs blue, #rvb, #lavernius tucker, #source: friends, #mod tardis

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Molly: [Mentally] Everything is going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Harry: Hi, Grasshopper.

Molly: [Mentally] I love you.

#Dresden files, #molly carpenter, #harry dresden, #incorrect quotes dresden files, #source: friends, #submission: ethicalnecromancer, #submission

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After Gabriel Dies The First Time

Dean: All right Sam, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. you're angry. You're hurt.

Dean: Can I tell you what the awnser is?

Sam: Sure

Dean: Strip joint!

Sam: nO

#supernatural, #incorrect supernatural, #sam, #dean, #incorrect qoutes, #source: friends

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Sam: It's just a moo point.

Quinn: A moo point?

Sam: Yeah, you know, like a cows opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

Quinn: ...

Blaine: Have I been hanging out with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

#source: friends, #glee, #sam evans, #blaine anderson, #quinn fabray

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Pinkie Pie: I know exactly what Fluttershy’s going through.

Applejack: How do you know exactly what she's going through?

Pinkie Pie: She told us.

#my little pony, #my little pony: friendship is magic, #pinkie pie, #applejack, #source: friends, #incorrect my little pony

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Rainbow Dash

You can’t give up. Is that what Daring Do would do?

#my little pony, #my little pony: friendship is magic, #rainbow dash, #source: friends, #incorrect my little pony

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Byron: maybe you could go to college here

Percy Shelley: yeah, right, after what I pulled at Oxford?

Byron: maybe you could get in on a beauty scholarship

Percy Shelley: what a cheap line!

Percy Shelley: *oh my god*

#Lord Byron, #percy shelley, #source: friends, #submission

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Jamie: You know, I bet it would actually make my grandmother really happy to see that her great-granddaughter married a Mackenzie. I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now.

Claire: Looking up?

Jamie: Oh, yeah, no. She was really nice to me but she's in hell for sure.

#claire fraser, #jamie fraser, #outlander, #incorrect outlander quotes, #incorrectoutlanderquotes, #ch: claire fraser, #ch: jamie fraser, #source: friends

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Annika: Between Mario, me, Sheldon, and Teo—if you had to—who would you punch?

Rico: No one! You’re my friends. I wouldn’t punch any of you.

Annika: Sheldon?

Rico: Yeah, but I don’t know why.

#annika svennson, #rico rodriguez, #dictator removal specialist, #just cause 3, #jc3, #jc3 incorrect quotes, #source: friends

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Shinichi: No, no, we're not together. We're definitely not a couple.

Heiji: ...Wow, ya seem pretty insulted by that. What, I ain't good enough for ya?

Shinichi: We're not gonna have this conversation *again*.

#incorrect detective conan quotes, #detective conan, #meitantei conan, #kudou shinichi, #hattori heiji, #heishin, #sorta?, #source: friends, #edogawa conan

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Theon: Sansa kissed me!

Jon: *gasps* No!

Tormund: *squeals* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Theon: It was unbelievable!

Tyrion: Okay, okay, we want to hear everything!

Podrick: Was it like a, soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I got to have you know” kind of thing?

Theon: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… Oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it…

Tormund, Jon, Tyrion, & Podrick: *squealing* Awwwwww!

[Meanwhile]

Sansa: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Arya: Tongue?

Sansa: Yeah.

Brienne: Nice.

#theonsa, #theon x sansa, #because they're all soft boys, #and badass girls, #Theon Greyjoy, #Sansa Stark, #jon snow, #tormund giantsbane, #Arya Stark, #brienne of tarth, #Tyrion Lannister, #podrick payne, #incorrect GoT quotes, #GoT, #Game of Thrones, #got season 8, #source: friends

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Katie: …Huh. Do you want to hear something weird?

Amicus: Always.

#source: friends, #tgt, #the guards themselves, #tgt katie, #tgt amicus curiae, #incorrect quotes, #incorrect tgt quotes, #admin artemis

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Mary Shelley: The weirdest place I’ve done it in has to be in a graveyard

Byron: For me it has to be the Cambridge library

Percy Shelley: What about you, Claire?

Claire: Uh… the foot of the bed?

#mary shelley, #lord byron, #percy shelley, #claire clairmont, #i love how all of us love the graveyard bonk story even if deep down we know it ain't real, #submission, #source: friends

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Charles: your Alfredo is dry, did you use your cheese?

Jake: when you say “use”, do you mean “eat as a pre-cooking snack”?

#b99, #brooklyn nine nine, #incorrect quotes, #memes, #incorrect b99, #incorrect b99 quotes, #jake peralta, #charles boyle, #jake and charles, #best bros, #funny b99, #source: friends

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Yoshitoki [internally]: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Noriko: Hey, Nobu!

Yoshitoki [internally]: I love you.

#yoshitoki kuninobu, #noriko nakagawa, #yoshinori, #incorrect quotes, #source: friends, #battle royale

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Clarisse: Is that a hickey?

Silena: Oh, no, I just...I feel down.

Clarisse: On Beckendorf's lips?

#source: friends, #Clarisse La Rue, #Silena Beauregard, #Charles Beckendorf, #Charlena, #PJ, #incorrect quotes, #English

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Queen Bee: I brought reinforcements.

Carapace: You brought Rena Rouge?

Queen Bee: Um…no, but I brought the next best thing.

Cat Noir: Hey.

Carapace: Cat Noir? You brought Cat Noir? The next best thing would have been Ladybug.

Cat Noir: Normally I’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

#ladynoir, #cararouge, #ml, #miraculous, #miraculous ladybug, #source: friends, #incorrect quotes

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Shoto: Have you ever had something so beautiful, everyone wanted it?
Rei: I have you.

Source: Friends (“The One With Monica’s Boots”)

#incorrect quotes, #my hero academia, #mha, #boku no hero academia, #bnha, #shoto todoroki, #rei todoroki, #source: friends

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Spain: Oh, uh.

Portugal: Okay. Stay calm... Stay calm... You have done nothing wrong.

Spain: Really? You think so?

Portugal: I was talking to myself. You're going down.

#hetalia, #hetalia axis powers, #aph portugal, #aph spain, #source: friends

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