Tyrian: What’s the matter Emerald?
Mercury: I’m just upset on how I left things with Em.
Tyrian: Don’t be so hard on yourself. If someone I was in love with was-
Mercury: In love with? I’m not in love with Emerald!
Oscar: Oh… good.
Mercury: I’m not in love with her. I like Emerald as much as the next girl. I mean clearly I have some feelings for her but feelings don’t mean love. Do I still have loving feelings for Emerald? Yeah. I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that I’m IN love with her. I have sexual feelings for her. I do love her. [gasps] Oh my God, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME.
Hilda: I brought reinforcements
Claude: You brought teach?
Hilda: No, but I brought the next best thing!
Lorenz: Hello
Claude: Lorenz? You brought Lorenz? The next best thing would have been Lysithea!
Lorenz: Normally, I’d be offended, but she’s freakishly strong
HYYH Jimin: [crying]
HYYH Yoongi: I’m not great at emotional advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Shinomiya: hello, people who do not live here
Souma: hey
Megumi: hello!
Shinomiya: I gave you that key for emergencies
Souma: we were out of Doritos!
Scott: Honey, we are so meant to be. Look, we both have copies of Annie soundtrack?
Hope: Honey? Both yours.
Luz: Do I like Amity. Yes. Do I have feelings for Amity. I mean of course. Do I see us one day getting married and I’m-…. Oh my god! I’m in love with Amity!!! Why didn’t you tell me!
Eda: We thought you knew!
HUGO: I’m sorry for being such a jerk.
VARIAN: Hm what?
HUGO: I’m sorry for being such a jerk.
VARIAN: Oh, I know, I just wanted to hear you say it twice. :)
HUGO: mother-
[planning a surprise party for Remus]
Remus: [opening the door]
Sirius: [running over and pushing the door closed, keeping him out] No! No! You can’t come in here! ..Prongs is naked!
James: [whispering] what?
Sirius: Well I couldn’t tell him I was naked-he’s allowed to see me naked-
James: Why does anyone have to be naked?
*Daniel telling Lewis and Seb about Max kissing him*
Daniel: Max kissed me.
Lewis: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Daniel: It was unbelievable!
Lewis: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Seb: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Lewis, get the wine and unplug the phone. Daniel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Daniel: Oh, it ended very well.
Seb: Oh.
Lewis [getting the wine]: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Seb: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Daniel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Seb: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Daniel: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Sewis: Ohhhh.
*Max telling the Twitch Quarteto he kissed Daniel while eating pizza*
Max: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Charles: Tongue?
Max: Yeah.
Lando: Cool.
Michael, comforting Eleanor: Aww, Mikey.
Eleanor:
Eleanor: Buddy, that’s your name.
Michael: That’s short for Michael? I just thought it’s what people called each other!
Tahani: Wow, Michael, you really stood up to those demons!
Michael: I know, right? Now who’s the pushover!
Eleanor: Dude, you’re in my seat.
Michael, gets up: Sorry!
Andromeda and Sirius:
[getting their nails done together]
Sirius: We haven’t all been together, you know the four of us..in such a long time
Remus:
James: Uh Pads-Wormtail isn’t here..
Sirius: [sighing] dammit
Regulus: [at Rodolphus and Bellatrix’s wedding] I’m so happy for them
Sirius: Really?
Regulus: [sipping his coffee] no
Levi: Eren? That’s a great name.
Eren: You like that? You should hear my phone number.
Catra: I never had anything to really worry about. Adora was never all that good at flirting.
Adora: Worked on you.
Catra: Oh! You know what you’re right. We met, you flirted, then bam! 15 years later you had me!