Zemo definitely saw Sharon take on Bucky in Civil War.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 6/? | inspired by

Incorrect Harringrove

Thor, fighting with Tony over Bruce: I lost my brother to suicide.

Tony: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.

Thor: Did I use that today already? I’m sorry.

(Bonus)

Y/N: I thought Thanos killed Loki?

Thor: He did. I was talking about the first time.

Thor: Anyway, he was stupid enough to attack Thanos with a butter knife, so it was practically suicide.

A mysterious, green snake, across the room: Heh heh.

Jason: Get kidnapped. You'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that.

Duke: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one...

Sirius: Alright, time to head off [giving Remus a kiss]

James: [confused]

Peter: [shocked]

Sirius: [realizing he just kissed Remus in front of everyone]

Sirius: [walking over to James] Off I go! [kissing James]

Sirius: [going over to Peter] Until tonight! [kissing Peter]

Tony: My father would be so happy that we’re trying to figure this out. I bet he’s looking up at us and smiling right now.

Peter: Looking up?

Alexei: *Showing Y/N baby pictures of Natasha and Yelena*

Y/N, picking up a picture: Aw look at baby Yelena with blue hair.

Natasha, taking a closer look at the picture: That would be me.

Yelena: Yeah, she’s gayer than me.

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Andromeda: *is surrogate for wolfstar baby*

Andromeda: *to healer*

I am having a baby I need assistance

Healer: Alright who’s the father?

*looking at Ted, Remus and Sirius*

Andromeda: Oh *pointing to Ted* he’s not the father he’s my husband.

My cousin is the father *pointing to Sirius*

Sirius: *to Andromeda*

I’m going to miss you saying that to people

Dick: Alright, get up.

Jason: What?

Dick: Get up. You're in my seat.

Jason: How is this your seat?

Dick: Because I was sitting there.

Jason: But then you got up.

Dick: It's not like I went to Spain! That's the last place I was sitting. You knew I was coming back!

Jason: *points to the bathroom*

Jason: Technically, the last place you were sitting was in there, so...

Y/N: Who would win in a fight between Bucky and Natasha?

Sam: I can’t answer that, Bucky is my husband.

Y/N: So, Natasha?

Sam: Yeah.

Sokka: So Zuko kissed me.

Katara: Nooo!

Aang: Oh my spirits oh my spirits oh my spirits!

Sokka: It's unbelievable.

Aang: Oh my spirits oh my spirits oh my spirits!

Katara: Ok, alright, we wanna hear everything. Aang, get the teapot and shut Momo up. Sokka, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Sokka: Oh, it ended very well ;)

Aang, running back with the tea: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Katara, after Aang has settled down: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y'know, "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Sokka: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then...oh spirits, and then we just sorta sunk into it...

Katara: Ohhhh, so, ok, was he like holding you or were his hands like, on your back?

Sokka: Nah, actually first they started out on my waist... and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair...

Katara & Aang: Oooh...

Meanwhile...

Zuko: And then I kissed him.

Toph: Tongue?

Zuko: Yeah.

Toph: Cool.

James: You know what you just need to find out if Remus likes you too. Otherwise this is all a moo point

Sirius: a moo point?

James: yeah you know, like a cows opinion. It’s useless. It’s a moo.

Sirius: [to Peter] have I been living with him too long or did that all make sense?

Kon: Can we go home already? Tim's getting chilly.

Tim, shivering: N-n-no I'm n-not!

Cassie: Then why are you wearing Kon's jacket?

Tim: Because it's flattering!

Everyone when they first found Harry and Draco cuddling with each other

*Lucius dies and Draco inherits the Malfoy fortune*

Hermione: I bet it would make your father so happy to know that you are running the manor. I bet he is looking up and smiling.

Draco: Looking up?

Hermione: Oh yeah, he’s in hell for sure.

[Draco unconsciously licked his finger to wipe some dirt off Scorpius' face]

Scorpius: [winces] Dad? What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: [gasps] Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

Todoroki: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Midoriya: Hey, Todoroki!

Todoroki: I love you.

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

Crowley: What are we gonna do?

Aziraphale: I don't know. Maybe sushi?

Crowley: ...

Aziraphale: ...

Crowley: About Armageddon, angel.