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Roman, tied to a chair and a bag over his head: Look man, if u want money! I’ll get u money.

Roman: Don’t even think-

Remus: Hey buddy!

Remus: How are ya? :)

Roman: Remus?

Roman: MAN. WHAT THE FUCK!

Remus: Shhh shh-

Remus: It’s okay it’s okay.

Remus: Look.

Remus: There was a container in the fridge.

Remus: With the name REMUS on it.

Remus: Is your name Remus?

Roman: ...n-n-no-

Remus: hah ha ha

Remus: THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAC AND CHEESE

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Corn panic

Roman: I saw your sister yesterday and I’ve decided to come and ask for your hand in marriage.

Roman: h-h-her hand in marriage. HER hand

Virgil: H-H-Her hand right?

Virgil: Not mine hahah.

Roman: your hand in marriage. HER hand in marriage, yes.

Virgil: So what do you have?

Virgil: Do you have money or anything?

Roman: I’ll give you a stock of corn for you to sleep with m-me.

Virgil:

Roman:

Virgil: ...m-me?

Roman:

Virgil...corn?...u-uhm

Roman: The offer is on the table.

Roman: You don’t have to answer...

Roman: ...right now...

Virgil:

Roman:

Virgil: ...I’ll take it- I’ll take the corn.

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Roman: Im gonna just- I’m just gonna say it.

Roman: I’m Spiderman.

Remus: What!?

Remus: So u got bit by a spider?

Remus: And u turned into Spiderman?

Roman: Yeah?

Roman: That’s how it works?

Roman: Fuck-

Remus: The other day I got bit by a dog...

Remus: D-Does that make me a bitch?

Roman: I-

Remus:

Roman:

Roman: I don’t make the rules homie.

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Tw: talk about murder/death

Remus: I-I heard you were a lawyer.

Remus: Could you maybe help me out with something real quick?

Janus: Sure, buddy.

Janus: What’s up?

Remus: Sooo I just got a new Tesla!

Janus: Okay.

Remus: Let’s say hypothetically...

Remus: IIIII ran somebody over with it and they die.

Janus:

Remus:

Janus: Hypothetically?

Remus: Hypothetically, yes.

Remus: But let’s say I wasn’t driving the car!

Remus: It was on Autopilot!

Remus: Sooo technically it was the Tesla that killed that man yesterday.

Janus: A-Are you telling me, that you killed a man yesterday?

Remus: HYpothetically, yes.

Remus: T-That is what I am insinuating.

Remus: BUT it’s not what I’m asking!

Remus: WHO IS GOING TO JAIL!

Remus: THE TESLA OR ME!

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Janus: When I was your age...

Janus: God wasn’t even done building the earth yet...

Janus: We was on the fourth day-

Janus: IM Adams twin brother that didn’t make it into the fucking book because I didn’t wanna play with them issues-

Janus: I WATCHED THAT DUMB BITCH EAT THAT APPLE!

Janus: YOU DON‘T KNOW MY STRUGGLE, BITCH!

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Some random jerk: Hey Patton!

Some random jerk: U look uglier than usual today! Hahahahah

Patton: Hahahahah- that’s a good one. Hah

Patton: That’s a good one Oliver.

Logan: You do realize that he is laughing at you.

Logan: Right?

Logan: Not with you.

Patton: Oh we all laugh at people, Logan.

Patton: Okay?

Patton: Lighten up.

Logan: You are literally being bullied.

Virgil, in the background: Im about to throw some hands.

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