#source: grace and frankie

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: Miss Stephanie, what’s all over your arms?

Stephanie: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.

Stephanie, pointing: Sparring practice, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]

Clint: Why are you defiling a watermelon?

Tony: Because they don’t sell them like this.

#source: grace and frankie #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.

Robin: I hate gossip.

Robin: ...Who's it about?

#totally canon #incorrect quotes #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin #source: grace and frankie

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Peter, what’s all over your arms? Peter: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those. Peter, pointing: Fight with Doc Ock, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.

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[beeesworld]

Harry: I love our new house.

Draco: I love our ceiling fan in our new room in our new house. If I wasn't married to you, I'd marry that ceiling fan.

#domestic drarry #drarry #draco malfoy in the muggle world #harry x draco #draco malfoy #incorrect drarry quotes #lmao #ceiling fan #draco in the muggle world #source: grace and frankie #partially

[lesbian-deadpool]

Thor: I think I know what would cheer you up. A little gossip.

Loki: I hate gossip.

Loki: ... who’s it about?

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[amostexcellentblog]

Maverick: Why are you suddenly interested in going to a Drag Brunch?

Iceman: Why wouldn't I be? I like brunch, you like not doing things in the conventional way, it seemed like something we could both enjoy.

Maverick: I don't know, I guess I just never thought you were that kind of gay.

Iceman: Excuse me? You're not exactly grand marshal of the pride parade yourself.

Maverick: Hey! I am pretty gay. In fact, I have a husband.

Iceman: I have a husband, too. And frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

Maverick: How are you gayer than I am?

Iceman: I wear a man purse!

Maverick: That's not gay. That's hideous. And if you were as gay as I am you'd know that!

#icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #top gun maverick #source: grace and frankie #I went back and forth over who got which lines for this one #still not sure

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: You know what they say about drinking alone…

Benedict: That there’s twice as much to drink?

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #incorrect quotes #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #bridgerton brothers #source: grace and frankie #happy New Year’s Eve!!!

[incorrectvikings]

Hvitserk: You love not being nice to people.

Ivar: I don’t love it. I’m just really good at it.

#source: grace and frankie #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #vikings #vikings series

[ladymiraclewings]

Lucifer Morningstar: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip. Lilith Morningstar: I hate gossip. Lilith Morningstar: ...Who's it about?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: grace and frankie #lucifer morningstar #lilith morningstar

[zootopiathingz]

Sera: you actually make a good argument.

Adam: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #sera seraphim #adam hazbin hotel #source: grace and frankie

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Hermione: What's wrong?

Ron: It's a little thing, but would you not put my wand in your bra for safe keeping?

Hermione: Sure...as soon as you stop breaking them.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: grace and frankie #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hermione granger #ronald weasley #ron weasley #romione #golden trio

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Gwen: Heather and Leshawna? I don’t see it.

Gwen: …Oh god, now I see it. I can’t stop seeing it.

#source: grace and frankie #total drama #td gwen #ship: heather x leshawna #incorrect quotes #incorrect screaming gaffers

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]

Charmy: Why are you defiling my watermelon?

Vanessa: Because they don’t sell them like this.

Finral: Isn’t it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I’m talking about you, 'Nessa. You’re the watermelon.

Vanessa: I’m not having it now, it has to marinate. I’m cooking!

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #charmy pappitson #finral roulacase #source: grace and frankie #vanessa #charmy #finral #the black bulls #50

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs] Peter: Why are you defiling a watermelon? Natasha: Because they don’t sell them like this.

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[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Roman: What do you like in bed?

Janus: Privacy.

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #roman sanders #janus sanders #source: grace and frankie #@incorrectquotesideas-deactivated