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ao3feed-brucewayne · 10 months

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I should mind my own business (but your business is my place to be)

by hahahaharlequin

You work the graveyard shift at a BatBurger joint, and you claim to have seen things no one in the day shift has, until you see Batman himself come rushing into your store at ass o’clock in the morning.

(It’s probably just this new French fry-flavouring that exploded on your face earlier in your shift, making you imagine things.)

Words: 701, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of BatBoys Weekend, 2023

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, BatBurger Employee (You)

Additional Tags: Reader-Insert, Reverse-aged Batbros, (due to a magical mishap), POV Outsider, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Canon? What Canon?, BatBoys Weekend 2023

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48366937

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the cape crusader #gotham #dc universe #ao3 #ao3feed

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mythgirlimagines · 4 years

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ANON-CORRECT QUOTES

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Fusion: (reading a manga)

Myth: (runs up to Fusion)

Myth: (excited) OH MY GOD! You’re reading that series too?! What’s your favorite ship?!

Fusion: (looks up at Myth) I mean, I feel like I have to say Kidd’s Adventure Galley, but I really like those Flying Dutchman myths too, you know? For modern ships though, it’s pretty awing just how huge the Nimitz Class aircraft carriers are. Destroyers are cool too.

Fusion: (confused) Kind of a weird subject change though.

Myth: (equally as confused) Uhh….that’s not…….Why do you know so much about boats?

Source: Sunken Ship-Persona 5 Comic

Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-WxTwka_34)

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Wet Sock: (dramatically, to Myth) Eventually, I will see you at the Talent Examinations. Don’t run away from it. You have to accept. And that’s when I will slice you to bits! You’d do well to hone your Ultimate before then as best as you can. Until we meet again, Myth Anon!

(seconds later on the bus)

Wet Sock: (awkwardly sitting next to Myth)

Myth: (sassily) Hey! I guess we meet again.

Wet Sock: (embarrassed, covering their face) SHUT UP! DON’T TALK TO ME!

Egg: (dying from laughter in the background)

Myth: What’s wrong? Aren’t you gonna slice me to bits?

Wet Sock: I TOLD YOU, DON’T TALK TO ME!

Source: Food Wars!

Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUYWGsUzgTU)

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Nerd: I HATE YOU, MYTH!

Fusion II: (internally) Enemies to lovers. Slow burn. Angst with a happy ending. 3000+ words.

Source: Hahahaharlequin

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Curious: Iris won’t come out of her room.

Janon: Just tell her I said something.

Curious: Like what?

Janon: Something factually incorrect.

(later…)

Iris: (bursts out of her room) I’m sorry, did you just say that THE SUN IS A PLANET?!!

Source: Unknown

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Scar: (dramatically) I assure you, as The Demon of Life, I’ve had my fair share of tussles!

Dream: (confused) Like the mushrooms?

Fancy: Those are truffles~

Dream: Like the sprouts?

Eldritch: T-those are br-brussels.

Source: RWBY

Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o38HY0SmpfE)

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Fusion II: Weird flex, but okay.

Sparkle: ODD GLOAT, BUT UNDERSTANDABLE NONETHELESS!

Purple: Peculiar boast, but alas.

Source: Twitter

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Lil’ Myth: (praying in her room) Hey. It’s Myth again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away.

Lil’ Myth: (praying harder) Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have!

Lil’ Wyre: (crawls out of a hole she dug herself, holding a bone in each hand, laughing maniacally)

Source: Lilo and Stitch

Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2XJFvHI25Y)

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Hope you like these quotes! I’m planning on submitting Anon-Correct Quotes once a week! So be sure to tune in next week for the latest batch!

-Fusion Anon

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I have much love for these ones

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