*Dick wakes up to the Batbros in his kitchen*
Jason: Forks forks. No! You have one fork?
Dick: I’m one person.
Damian: That’s so weird.
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Bruce: Stay out of trouble.
Every batkid: Not my strong suit.
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[ Azula’s first time meeting the Gaang since she’s been reformed. ]
Azula: I don’t have any weapons on me. Okay-I take that back. I don’t have any weapons currently in my hands. That’s a lie also.
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Pixlriffs: Please, stay out of trouble.
Shelby: Not my strong suit.
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Why's she in charge? She's an idiot!
Rei, about Usagi early in the first season
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Things have gotten… more complicated.
North when he runs into some mechanical problems
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Why’s he in charge, he’s an idiot?
anyone regarding Eli’s leadership
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Ajak explaining the plan: And most importantly, remember these words, “Don’t lose Y/n”. Ok?
Sersi: Where’s Y/n?
Bonus:
Gilgamesh: Where’s Thena and Ikaris?
Druig: Ajak! Thena and Y/n’s murdering Ikaris!!
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Justin: I, uh, started taking martial arts when I was five.
Adam: Wow, so, like, a year ago?
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Valeria: *bitch slaps Y/n during a tussle*
Y/n (offended; unfazed): 👁👄👁"What was that?!??."
Valeria (actually scared; regretting it already): 😳 "I-I don't know."
[Reference]
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[Leo and Tiger Claw are fighting]
Leo: What are we doing? It's Christmas Eve, let's grab a drink!
Tiger Claw, pausing: Okay. Yeah. Sure.
Leo: Cool.
Tiger Claw: After I kill your master.
Leo: No... no, that's not what- come on, you don't need to-
Tiger Claw: *kicks Leo through the doorway*
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Asmira: Some people have actually called me the world's greatest assassin.
Bartimaeus: Are you one of those people?
Asmira: Well, one of them is, yes.
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Geoffrey: Being good isn’t always enough to keep you alive.
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Erza: I don't have any weapons on me.
Erza: Ok, I take that back. I don't have any weapons currently in my hands.
Erza:
Erza: That is a lie also.
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Mitsuri Kanroji: You shouldn’t eavesdrop.
Obanai Iguro: Then how would I know what you’re saying when I’m not there?
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Kristoff: It's Christmas Eve. Let's grab a drink, huh?
Anna: Okay, yeah. Sure.
Kristoff: Cool!
Anna: After I kill Hans.
Kristoff: No. No, that's not what... Come on. You don't need to.
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