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#source: hellsing ultimate abridged
incorrect-dnd-classes · 11 days ago
Rogue: Gods, if you're there, my name is Rogue. If only one of us makes it out alive, please let it be me.
Cleric: Hey gods, it's me, Cleric. Fuck Rogue.
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incorrectfmaquotes · a month ago
[in Gluttony's stomach]
Ling: Truth, if you're there, my name is Ling. If only one of us makes it out alive, please let it be me.
Ed: Hey Truth, it's me, Ed. Fuck Ling.
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Wanda: [on a phone call with Pietro] What did you do?
Pietro: Alright, but you can't be mad at me.
Wanda: WHAT did you do?
Pietro: Okay, first: I was minding my own business...
Wanda: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!
Pietro: I WAAS!!
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wrongmha · 2 months ago
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Shiozaki: Hey, God? It's me, Vine. If only one of us makes it out of here alive, please, let it be me. Shishida: Hey, God? It's Vine’s friend, Gevaudan. Fuck Vine.
Source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
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incorrect-voltron-quote · 9 months ago
Shiro: What did you do?
Keith: Okay, I’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at me.
Shiro: What. Did. You. Do.
Keith: Well first, I was minding my own business –
Shiro, slamming his hand on the table: Bullshit!
Keith: I WAS!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 5 months ago
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Salem: What are you gonna do, grab the guy who can kill me?
Salem: What's his name? Michael McDoesn'texist.
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hawklanthebard · a month ago
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Junior: I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you.
Roman: Oh, so am I. And I’m failing. And I’m sorry for that. It’s just that I’m so agitated because this gangster-wannabe little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my seventy inch plasma tv, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father..!
*Junior and Roman aim their weapons at each other’s head*
Junior:
Roman: Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?
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cinnamonzor · 4 months ago
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Meridia: Sheogorath? What in the world are you doing here?
Darien: My bad, Meridia. I tried to stop him, but when I tried negotiating with him, he merely responded with, and I quote- "fuck the police." He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.
Sheogorath: [maniacal giggling]
Meridia: Not again. Walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now.
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incorrect-genshin-impact · 10 months ago
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Childe: Y’ello?
Lumine: What did you do?
Childe: Alright… But you can’t be mad at me.
Lumine: What did you do?!
Childe: Okay, first- I was minding my own business!
Lumine: Bullshit!
Childe: I waaaas!
Lumine: And what exactly happened whilst you were “Minding your own business?”
Childe: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, then all of a sudden these shmucks kicked down my door! One of them yelled out “Get on your knees!” and I responded with “I’M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!” and he took exception to that.
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incorrectnostraightroads · 4 months ago
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Tatiana: Kliff’s been chasing Bunk Bed Junction in that plane for over an hour now. We need to stop him.
Sayu: How’s he even going so fast?
Yinu: That’s a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude of 85,000 feet.
Neon J.: Wow. That’s... 100% correct.
DJSS: How do you know so much about it?
Yinu: Do you even read my Christmas list?!
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rwbybutincorrect · 9 months ago
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Weiss: What did you do?
Yang: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…
Weiss: What. Did you do?
Yang: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–
Weiss: *Slams hand on table* BULLSHIT!
Yang: I WAS!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months ago
Bard: That’s right! It’s a blast from your past, with that sass and lovely ass. [Strikes a pose.] Am I… man enough for you?
BBEG: WHY can’t you take this SERIOUSLY?!!
Bard: Because that’s what you want, and I’m not going to give it to you.
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underqualified-human · 6 months ago
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Muzan x reader incorrect quote
Muzan: So I was just sitting there, minding my own business.
Y/N: Bullshit!
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Been wanting to write for full length stuff so feel free to request ^(^v^)^
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incorrectkumokoquotes · 5 months ago
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Mera: Welcome, I am Merazophis. 4th Demon Army Commander and Butler to the Keren family.
Mera: I answer the door. I clean up the estate. And I take out the trash.
Mera: And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
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wrongmha · 7 months ago
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Bakugo: And I’d just… I’d j-just get so angry, every time I’d see a guy kiss another guy. Todoroki: You think maybe you were angry because you couldn't be one of those guys? Because if you were, all your friends might think less of you? Bakugo: Oh. Oh, shit.
Source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
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ground-zoro · 28 days ago
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Su-Han: What did you do?
Ladybug: Alright, but you can’t get mad at us…
Su-Han: What. Did. You. Do?
Cat Noir: Okay, first, we were minding our own business–
Su-Han: *slams hands on table* BULLSHIT!
Ladybug & Cat Noir: We were!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 6 months ago
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Ironwood: Fear not, people of Mantle. For I am here to save you!
Citizen: Hooray! It's the Atlas Military!
Ironwood: FROM YOURSELVES!
Citizen: Oh god! It's the Atlas Military!
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fox-the-writer · 9 months ago
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*at the diner after a clap*
Jet:What did you do?
Ghoul:...alright, but you can't be mad at me
Jet:What did you do?
Ghoul:OK, I was minding my own business-
Kobra, from another room:BULLSHIT!
Ghoul, yelling back:I was!
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 4 months ago
Dante: Suddenly it reeks of daddy issues in here.
Dante,sees Nero walking to him: Oh, if it isn't the recovering church boy and what's this? No little V glued to your crotch
Dante,amazed:..Progress
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 6 months ago
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Jack: What did you do?
Phryne: Okay, I will tell you but you can’t be mad at me.
Jack: What. Did. You. Do?
Phryne: Well, I was minding my own business-
Jack: Bullshit!
Phryne: I was!
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