Xaden (after meeting Violet): This is crazy. I'm having...feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?
Garrick: ...yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Xaden: Do you?
Garrick: ...are you saying you don't have feelings?
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Bring back the Mac that made fun of Dennis when he got addicted to crack, had sex with his mom, and left him in an alley to get stabbed
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The Narrator: You're not even listening to me!
Stanley: No, I heard you. You said a bunch of words right?
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i have many thoughts in my head.
so many thoughts….
a lot thoughts to think about.
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(talking about official FLARP tournaments)
Terezi: W3 W3R3 TH3 T34M TO B34T THR33 SW33PS 4GO UNT1L W3 GOT MUSCL3D OUT
Vriska: Yeah. They very, veeeeeeeery unfairly accused us of pois8ning our rival team
John: you got framed?
Terezi: NO, W3 D1D PO1SON TH3 SH1T OUT OF TH3M. BUT TH3Y D1DN'T H4V3 4NY PROOF
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Spider: What the hell is that?
Arrha, while holding a hatchling and letting it teethe on his primary top claw: It’s a hatchling we found in today’s scrap haul!
Spider:
Spider, sharply: Well, put it back! It doesn’t belong to you.
Petra, shocked and offended: We’re not gonna put it back!
Spider, waving his upper hands: Well, give it to House Light! Get it out of here, it’s bad for business!
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Aaron: I'm going to bed.
Andrew: What are you 40?
Aaron: We're the same age!!
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Dazai: I started putting battery acid on the back of the cross necklace Chuuya has, to burn through his skin.
Oda: Why?
Dazai: Oh, to subtly send the message that he might be a demon.
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Krieg: Eaten? He eats people? That's awesome.
Maya: That's not awesome! Why do you think eating people is awesome?
Krieg: It just is.
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Employee 432: Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.
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Back at it again with the htas: iasip au
I thought this scene fit these two pretty well so yeah 💁🏽♀️
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