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[incorrectbatfam]

[Bludhaven apartment]

Tim, brushing his teeth: Good morning.

Dick: When did you get here?

Tim: I spent the night.

Dick: But I remember you saying you were going home last night.

Tim: Yeah, but then on my way out I tripped and fell down the stairs.

Dick: Oh my God, were you hurt?

Tim: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up so I slept on the floor.

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[writerswho]

Doctor: Can you sing me a song to help me sleep?

Master: Sure.

Master: *clears throat*

Master: I LOVE BAD BITCHES—.

River, from the other room: MASTER!

Master: Twinkle twinkle little star—

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[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Chandler: why are your shoes wet?

Joey: there was a puddle

Chandler: why did you step in it?

Joey: …it was a puddle

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[romanoffshouse]

[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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[rxmqnova]

Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*

Natasha: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

Natasha: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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[reereeineedtopee]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

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[literaryavenger]

Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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[ir0npvrker]

morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

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[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Can you sing me a song to help me sleep?

Jason: Sure.

Jason: *clears throat*

Jason: I LOVE BAD BITCHES—

Bruce, from the other room: JASON!

Jason: Twinkle twinkle little star—

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[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Can you do the thing?

Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?

Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.

Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]

Y/N: Thank you honey.

Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]

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[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Will: why are your shoes wet?

Meg: there was a puddle

Will: why did you step in it?

Meg: …it was a puddle

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[romanoffshouse]

*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Y/N is late]

Natasha: You’re late.

Y/N: You’re pretty.

Natasha: You’re forgiven.

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