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Hermione: Draco has no survival skills. His need to win has replaced them.

Blaise: That can’t be true.

Hermione: Watch this.

Hermione: [calling across the room] Hey Draco, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Draco: [throws himself out the window]

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[incorrectstuff]

Legends as tweets pt. 1

Legends:

Nate:

Zari 1.0:

Sara:

Behrad:

John:

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[smallbrainedaaquotes]

Apollo, looking down over the top of a building: “Wow. I fear death.”

Ema: “Me too.”

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[incorrectdramione]

Blaise: Do flat earthers think the earth moves through space like a giant frisbee?

Theo: This is my new religion.

Draco: God made earth a giant frisbee and tossed it into the abyss.

Pansy: ONE. NORMAL. CONVERSATION. PLEASE.

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[incorrectdramione]

Draco: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Draco: … I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Blaise: Bonjour.

Pansy: Le growl.

Theo: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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[incorrectdramione]

Draco: [while holding a python] Guys, I impulsively bought a snake. What should I name it?

Blaise: You did WHAT—

Theo: William Snakespeare

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[incorrectdramione]

Theo: Hey, Draco? Can I get some dating advice?

Draco: Just because I’m with Granger doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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[incorrectdramione]

Lyra: [whispering] I’m scared!

Scorpius: Mum said go to bed!

Lyra: There’s a monster under my bed!

Scorpius: Is it scarier than Mum?

Lyra:

Lyra: [walks back to her room to go to bed]

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[incorrectdramione]

Hermione: [jabbing Draco’s chest with her wand] Don’t move, don’t talk, don’t do anything stupid.

Draco: You and I both know that’s asking way too much of me.

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[incorrectdramione]

Hermione: [while knocking on the dorm door] Draco! Open up!

Draco: [through the door] It all started when I was a kid.

Hermione: That’s not what I—

Blaise: Let him finish!

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[incorrectdramione]

Hermione: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Ron: …your what?

Hermione: My friends.

Harry: Is she saying “friends”?

Ron: I think she’s being sarcastic.

Ginny: No, no, no. This is delirium. She’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey Hermione! All of your friends are in this room.

Hermione: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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[incorrectdramione]

Hermione: Draco, we tried things your way.

Draco: No, we didn’t.

Hermione: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.

#incorrect hp quotes #incorrect dramione #dramione #draco malfoy #hermione granger #source: tumblr #source: incorrect offlinetv

[incorrectdramione]

Draco: [angrily] You think you’re smarter than everyone else!

Hermione: I don’t think I’m smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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[incorrectdramione]

Draco: [about Harry and Ron] Hermione, you’ve acted like their group parent for years.

Hermione: More like their slightly older, much wiser sibling.

Draco: Sure, whatever you need to tell yourself.

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[incorrectdramione]

Draco: [while walking in the room to see Theo and Hermione playing scrabble] Right, what’s all this?

Theo: We’re having fun, aren’t we, Hermione?

Hermione: I’ve never been more stressed out in my life.

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[incorrectdramione]

Blaise: [about him and Theo] In our defense, we were left unsupervised.

Draco: Wasn’t Pansy with you?

Pansy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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