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Eddie, trying to hint at something: A good romance starts with a good friendship.
Buck: And a bad romance starts with “Ra ra ah ah ah. Ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la.”
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Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.
Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.
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Drunk Y/N: Hey pretty girl. What's your name?
Wanda: Honey, are you that drunk?
Y/N: *whispers* Don't call me 'honey'. Wanda's gonna be mad.
Wanda: I'm Wanda, your wife.
Y/N: *still drunk* Prove it. Show me your boobs!
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Vander, to the kids: Thanks for choosing me to be your dad.
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Gabriell: Eve, thanks for choosing me to be your dad.
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[Natasha and Y/N, visiting Wanda and Vision after the twins are born]
Natasha, to Y/N, while looking at the twins: I want one.
Y/N, smirking: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
*Wanda and Natasha hit Y/N on the back of the head at the same time*
Y/N, rubbing the back of her head while mumbling: I was just joking.
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Spirit: So, to recap, your parents abandoned you, your brother abandoned you, your friends abandoned you. What happened when no one was there to pull you out of the darkness, Azula?
Azula: I can’t do this anymore!
Spirit: Come on, Azula! You’re on the precipice. You’re right there! Tell me what you want?
Azula:
Spirit: Everyone has left you, but you want them back.
Azula: I want them back. I want them back.
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chenille: branch, can we give you some advice?
branch: what? is it the way i’m dressed?
satin: well, yes… but it’s too late for that.
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Paarthurnax: Dovahkiin, thanks for choosing me to be your dad.
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Y/n: If I launched a brand of invisible clothing do you think rich people would be stupid enough to buy them?
Nat & Wanda: ...
Y/n: If I modeled-
Nat & Wanda: *Handing over Tony’s credit card*
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Thanks for the lesson… but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.
Jack Frost to Pitch
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*Wanda let Vision take her out on a date out of pitty*
Wanda: I like the view.
Vision: You do?
Wanda: Yes
Vision: You're my best view
Wanda *cringing*: Nyehh-
*Natasha glaring from afar*
Natasha: Did you make Vision waterproof?
Tony: I mean... He would be pretty useless if he wasn't-
Natasha: Damn it, Stark!
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Pietro: I want you to know, that I used to think that there was no man in the world good enough for my sister.
Vision: [smiles]
Pietro: And I still think that.
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Thot
Tommy & Billy: What's a thot?
Y/N: It's a thoughtful person.
*at dinner*
Tommy: Here's the salt, Billy.
Billy: Thanks, you're such a thot!
Wanda: *spits out water*
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Wanda Maximoff: What happened to Loki?
Bucky Barnes: They died.
Wanda Maximoff: (vivid Vision flashbacks) They what?
Bucky Barnes: They died, but they’re okay.
Wanda Maximoff: (even more vivid Vision flashbacks) …Can you please clarify?
Loki Laufeyson: (materializing out of nowhere) Clarification is for the weak.
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Agatha: Well, well, well, look at who can't keep her dick out of my mouth
Wanda: I’LL PUT MY DICK WHEREVER I WANT!
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