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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year

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Danny, holding a cauliflower in front of Chin's face: What is this?

Chin: ... cauliflower?

Danny, to Steve: Now tell him what you think it is.

Steve, arms folded: Ghost broccoli.

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whereistheonepiece · 2 years

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Buggy: Shanks, we're all out of body wash.

Shanks: Just use the shampoo for now.

Buggy: Wh- WHY would I do that?

Shanks: It's all soap. It won't hurt you to use hair soap on your body. I do it all the time.

Buggy, to himself: You signed up for this. You said yes. You said "I do."

#incorrect one piece quotes #shanks x buggy #red hair shanks #buggy the clown #buggyshanks #buggy #shanks #source: incorrectbucko on twitter

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incorrect-frostironstrange · 3 years

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Stephen: No.

Tony:

Stephen: ... What did I tell you about batting your eyelashes at me.

Tony, sadly: It only works on Loki...

#incorrect frostironstrange #frostironstrange #ironstrangefrost #strangeironfrost #loki is a simp #source: incorrectbucko on twitter

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kpopincorrect-quotes · 3 years

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Cashier: That’ll be eighteen dollars and ninety eight cents.

Haechan: I don’t have the money

Cashier: ...then I’m sorry but I can’t sell this to you

Haechan: [sneakily sliding the cashier a twenty dollar bill like it’s a bribe] how about now?

Cashier:

Mark, from the chip aisle: Donghyuck stop fucking with the Americans.

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leverage-ot3 · 4 years

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parker: how’d you sleep

eliot: not great. i had a nightmare where someone tried to scalp me with a spoon

hardison: brains are weird. i mean, how do they even come up with this stuff

eliot: in 2005 someone did try to scalp me with a spoon

parker:

hardison:

hardison: yeah that would do it

#leverage ot3 #eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker #leverage #parker x hardison x eliot #ot3 meme #leverage meme #incorrect leverage quotes #incorrect quotes #leverage humor #humor #source: incorrectbucko on twitter #mine #shitposts #pls appreciate my shitposts

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stuckyblinddate · 4 years

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#incorrect stucky quotes #stucky #stevebucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #source: incorrectbucko on twitter #non-SBD

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incorrectdwpquotes · 3 years

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Nigel: No.

Andy: [bats her lashes]

Nigel: What have I told you about that?

Andy: ...It only works on Miranda.

#the devil wears prada #nigel kipling #andy sachs #miranda priestly #mirandy #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectbucko on twitter

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teeny-sun · 3 years

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akaashi: bokuto has no survival or self-preservation skills. i think he was just born without them.

kuroo: that can’t be true, everyone has —

akaashi: watch this

akaashi: hey, bokuto! race you downstairs!

bokuto: *crashes out a third-story window*

#haikyuu!!#incorrect hq quotes #hq akaashi #bokuto #hq bokuaka #bokuaka #kuroo tetsurou #source: incorrectbucko on twitter

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reineydraws · 3 years

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todoroki regularly contemplates the deep mysteries of life

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looopylupin · 4 years

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Draco: how’d you know I was going to propose?

Harry: Ron hasn’t been able to look at me without shaking his head for a month.

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lox-hello1 · 4 years

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Klaus, in “The day that wasn’t”: *gets a papercut*

Diego, clenching his fists: hasn’t he been through fucking enough

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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year

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Grover, exhausted after a mission: ... you're not sweating.

Danny: Uh huh.

Grover: How can you not be sweating?

Danny: I don't sweat.

Grover: Everyone sweats!

Steve: Not Danny, he never sweats.

Grover: What do you mean he never sweats?

Danny: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

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whereistheonepiece · 3 years

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Shanks: I eat plenty of fruits and vegetables to keep my heart nice and healthy! Which is great because my heart has been severely damaged.

Shanks: So Buggy if you're out there...

#i don't care if the context doesn't work for one piece #it makes me laugh #that's what matters to me here #shanks x buggy #shanks #buggy #incorrect one piece quotes #source: incorrectbucko on twitter #buggyshanks

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incorrect-uncharted · 3 years

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Elena [drunk]: You're so hot.😍🥵

Chloe: Uh huh.😏

Elena: And spicy...🥵🤤

Chloe: Right.😏🤭😉

Elena: [Wraps her arms around Chloe]

Elena: My lil buffalo chicken wing.🤤😍🥰

#Chloe Frazer #Elena Fisher #uncharted #incorrect uncharted #uncharted incorrect quotes #source: incorrectbucko on twitter #sbsl3

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tis-thy-girl · 4 years

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Patton: Here's your birthday card, babe!

Logan: I- did you hand write "ahsdjskdbsks ily"

Patton, tearing up: and I meant every word

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leverage-ot3 · 4 years

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parker and hardison: we’ll cook dinner tonight

eliot, shaking: is that a threat

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