#source: inside job

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: Wow! You are one resourceful, terrifying little person. Stiles: Hey, that’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever said to me.

#teen wolf #steter #peter hale #ian bohen #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: inside job

[ktkat99]

Tim- I've always wanted to be a spy! As a kid, I even had my own secret identity: whenever we were in public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid.

Jason-...

Bruce-...

Damian-...

Steph-...

Dick- Tim's repressed childhood trauma aside, let's continue with the meeting...

#batman #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #red robin #tim drake #robin #damian wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #source: inside job

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Ah, yes. I've been expecting you.

Leo: What? How's that possible?

Mikey: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: inside job #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #leonardo

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Don’t listen to Wade, kids. He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.

Wade: Ambien is a great drug! Really clarifies some things.

#source: inside job #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[spn-lesbian]

Sam: so are you and Cas together? You guys kinda seem like a couple

Dean: please, Cas is just a friend that makes me feel I'm home every time we make eye contact. And sure when I smell him I feel like a part of me that I never thought was missing is complete. That doesn't mean that I have romantic feelings for him though

#source: inside job #spn #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #incorrect spn quotes #castiel #incorrect supernatural quotes #dean x castiel #incorrect destiel #deancas #tfw #team free will #sam winchester

[petitprincess1]

Blitzo: You know, I was sorta joking about you joining my company.

Stolas: Oh no, I would love to become one! I used to read many books about assassins and secret agents. I even had a secret identity~

Stolas: In public, my father would pretend that I was someone else's kid!

Blitzo:

Blitzo: Yeesh...

#source: inside job #helluva boss #stolas #prince stolas #blitzo #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss paimon #chat post

[thetopichot]

Auron, worried: "I'm not unhappy! I'm just-"

(Auron turns to Finn.)

Auron: "How do I explain resting bitch face?"

Finn: "Oh. His neutral looks pissed but doesn't mean that he's mad! (Laughs) Except when he is mad! Which is... usually?"

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #auron yuurivoice #yuurivoice finn #finn yuurivoice #the middle ground #middle ground #yuurivoice incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: inside job

[sweetpeaches666]

(Fowler, Wheeljack, and Miko watching flat earthers on the news.)

Fowler: My god, this flat Earth nonsense! Why do conspiracies keep getting stupider?

Miko: If they only know the obvious truth. The Earth isn't flat, its core is actually a giant alien robot. Who also happens to be the space version of the Devil and our creator who hates us and everything else passionately.

Wheeljack: They don't know about Unicron? (Shaking his head.) This is what happens when schools cut science findings. Sad.

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #william fowler #miko nakadai #wheeljack #tfp wheeljack #unicron #tfp unicron #source: inside job #incorrect quotes

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: The Narrator's still the Narrator, undercutting my confidence in ways I didn't know exist.

#source: inside job #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes #the queue is never the queue

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ironwood: I'll gain support with an emotional response.

Ironwood on tv: FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. FEAR.

Atlas citizen: It's comforting to hear someone say what I'm thinking.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: inside job

[ladymiraclewings]

Pomni: You were fired for getting drunk and trying to blow up the sun! Jax: I was gonna cure skin cancer!

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the amazing digital circus incorrect quotes #pomni #jax #source: inside job

[pra370r1an]

Belos: Hunter! I have a very important mission for you and you alone.

Hunter: A solo mission? Me!?

Belos: Do good on this hunter, and there'll be an enthusiastic "atta boy" for you.

much, much later,

Darius: Come on. It'll be fun!

Hunter: OK, but only if you'll tussle my hair affectionately. I still haven't gotten that "atta boy" from Uncle Belos...

#the owl house #hunter wittebane #hunter noceda #hunter clawthorne #emperor belos #philip wittebane #darius deamonne #toh incorrect quotes #source: Inside Job

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: You know, I was sorta joking about you joining my clan.

Casey: Oh no, I would love to become one! I used to read many books about ninjas and martial arts. I even had a secret identity! In public, my father would pretend that I was someone else's kid!

Donnie: Casey’s repressed childhood trauma aside, let's continue with the meeting...

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: inside job #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #casey jones #donatello

[batfamhyperfixation]

Dick: ah, I remember my college days, I was the most popular guy in my frat, they hazed me every year!

Jason: sounds like they hated you?

Dick: hahaha nice haze burn Jason, you must really like me

Bruce: *eyebrow raise*

#if dick joined a frat before he dropped out of college #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #batfam #batkids #source: inside job

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: I've always wanted to be a spy! As a kid, I even had my own secret identity: whenever we were in public, my dad would tell people I was someone else's kid

Sam: ...

Cas: ...

Charlie: Deans repressed childhood trauma aside, let's continue with the meeting...

#john winchesters a+ parenting #source: inside job #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #charlie bradbury #sam winchester #castiel #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes

[oceanview15]

Suki: So are you and Zuko together? You guys kinda seem like a couple.

Katara: Please, Zuko is just a friend that makes me feel I’m home every time we make eye contact. And sure when I smell him I feel like a part of me that I never thought was missing is complete. That doesn’t mean that I have romantic feelings for him though.

#zutara #zuko x katara #incorrect quotes #source: inside job