Sirius: I know you snuck out last night to see my brother James!
James’ subconscious: play dumb!
James: who’s James?
Subconscious: not that dumb!
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Grace, burying Max's body: Just relax! Be in the moment!
Steph: I AM in the moment! It's a terrible moment!
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Gwen, smiling, hangs upside down in front of Y/N…
Gwen: hey hero
Y/N: hey Gwen
Gwen: happy birthday. do you want your gift?
Y/N: well you didn’t have to-
Gwen swings forward and kisses Y/N…
Gwen: if you don’t like it, you could always return it (winks)
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Lan Qiren: I know you snuck out last night, Wei Wuxian!
Wei Wuxian, internally: Play dumb!
Wei Wuxian: Who’s Wei Wuxian?
Wei Wuxian, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!
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Violet: I know you snuck out last night, Eloise.
Benedict, whispering: Play dumb.
Eloise: Who’s Eloise?
Benedict: Not that dumb!
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Junhui: Chan, Hansol, I know you two snuck out last night.
Hansol, whispering: Play dumb.
Chan: Who’re Chan and Hansol?
Hansol: Not that dumb!
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Leo Valdez: Uhhhh who are you?
Winry Rockbell: I’m Winry Rockbell. I’m from another another dimension.
Leo Valdez: How many more of us are there?
Hiro Hamada: Hey, fellas.
Mei Hatsume: Hello!
Leo Valdez: This literally could not get any weirder.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, also with a dragon: It can get weirder.
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Jack (Organising the strike): Just relax, be in the moment
Davey: I am in the moment. It’s a terrible moment
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Iroh: I know you snuck out to see Katara last night, Zuko.
Zuko, internally: Play dumb.
Zuko: Who's Zuko?
Zuko, internally: NOT THAT DUMB
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Khan: I know you snuck out last night, Uzi Doorman!
Uzi, internally: Play dumb!
Uzi: Who’s Uzi?
Uzi, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Richie: Hope I didn't ice your game, bro
Pete: Richie, no one our age says those words in that order
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Y/N: what do you mean I'm an anomaly?!
Gwen: not to me! only in the eyes of Miguel. Y-you're not technically meant to exist. Your grandpa and grandma were never meant to meet.
Y/N: but they did. Spider-Man and MJ met and stayed together.
Gwen: just because you're an anomaly to Miguel doesn't mean you are to me. I love you Y/N.
Y/N: and I love you. Maybe all I need is one world where we can be together.
Gwen: why not this one?
The two share a little kiss...
for @deafeningsharkslimeempath
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Weems: I know you snuck out last night, Wednesday.
Wednesday, internally *Play dumb*
Wednesday: Who’s Wednesday?
Wednesday, internally *Not that dumb!*
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