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Skimbleshanks: Sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.
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clanoffelidae · 3 years
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Frankenstein with everyone else: I’ve never met you in my life. You bastard. You fiend. Stop or be met with violence in equal measure.
Frankenstein with Raizel: Where is my kisses from Master??? Where is my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly. If my merciful and just Master does not give me attention this instant I am going to scream.
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cupcakes-are-ours · 3 years
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vexacus: *thinking heinous and villainous thoughts*
shimazu: handsome shark. pretty shark~
vexacus: !
vexacus: crime does pay off...
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Etcetera: Psyduck is probably like, the most achievable Pokémon probably. Like I don’t think I could teach a cabbage to grow legs and be a bulbasaur, but there’s probably a certain threshold of mental torment I could subject a duck to that would make a psyduck.
Electra: What about rattata?
Pouncival: What about wooloo?
Jemima: Or pidgey?
Etcetera: None of you understand me or my art. I don’t mean animals that look like Pokémon or could be dressed up like ones, I’m explicitly talking about what I could do to an animal that would make it capable of performing destructive psychic attacks.
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