*The justice league asks the batfam for help on a case, but they are too busy in Gotham so the justice league takes matters into their own hands and does some crazy stuff*
Dick: This is a classic crossover move. We tell them we’re too busy, they commit a felony.
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Bill: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
12: What?
Bill: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.
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Kate: When was the last time anything went according to plan?
Yelena: I don’t think there was a last time.
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Death Eater, when Voldy + Wormtail kidnap Harry in 4th year: Great, we’ve gone from infanticide to child abduction. Progress.
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Dialogue Prompt 1
"Thinking like that is what makes you a criminal."
"No, it's what makes me a survivor and someday you're going to wish you were too."
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Aphrodite: Does Gabrielle know that you love her?
Xena: Of course! Gabrielle knows that I love her, I heavily imply it to her all the time!
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Sasha: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
Snake: What?
Sasha: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that!
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Conan, to the DB: Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten.
Haibara: No, we remember. We just don't care.
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Linda: Does Chloe know that you love her?
Lucifer: Of course! The Detective knows that I love her, I heavily imply it to her all the time!
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Marcus: Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten
Caitlyn: No, we remember. We just don't care.
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Lucius: Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten
Bellatrix: No, I remember. I just don't care
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Camille: What do you want?
Jarrod: People seem to think we should have a heart-to-heart.
Camille: We don't have hearts. Where does that leave us?
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Steve: Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten.
Max: No, we remember. We just don't care.
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Harry, to Voldemort: I’d tell you to go to Hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there
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Jimmy: Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten.
fWhip: No, we remember. We just don't care.
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